Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Still here

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>Bun claimed

Miho claim

I'm a faggot, and I'm right back at it

Do you want to be groped? Cause that's what you finna get

Wheres my whip

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Claimed.

Miho claimed

Goodnight everyone
>no life needs sleep too
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here

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Claimed

Idk, where'd you leave it after last time?

Hello Juvia!

Might as well claim two waifus and start roleplaying right here.

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(Yuno)
Simple math is simple.

let's go a step further and erp.

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Gunny always say "easy day". Running hurts but it feels good too weird enough. I wanna be in the 5:30 average like the football players

Oh you

Only mine~

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It's okay.. tomorrow will be better! I hope..

Nooo... Come on... please??

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Claimed

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Ah well, a little knife play won't hurt rite?

Eh.. math was never my forte.. I was in some special ed thing program to help me graduate in highschool

>Seriously hurry up and tame her goddamnit i dunno how long I can keep up this tough guy act!
Good night

Good night Smuggy!

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Who here likes Bishop Briggs?
I remember when it was BISHØP

Oh god, please not! I still have scars from last time, just grab the rope and use some hot wax

Use a stylus from a drawing compass
They're pretty sharp

Saber claim
Oh thought that conversation was going somewhere else~

Raven claimed

Here's to hoping the best for ya

>sleepy smug

That's not fun! I like to lick your blood off my knife!

Really? I was thinking more of a scalpel

>easy day
All a state of mind. That's a good goal to reach, should be doable. Night Smug, sleep well.

3 is the latest, maybe 3:30.

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Off to sleep.

Have a good day everyone.

I accidentally stabbed my arm in art school and it went deep. I mean DEEP. And they're pencil size and can scrape metal

Okay, but only for a little bit! AND DON'T CUT TOO DEEP! I hate having scabs..

Claimed

OOOOOOO I need one of those!

AWW YEAH, Licking yuuki's blood is fun!

Step up your game, nigga

You know...I'm starting to think you might be a psychotic murderer......I'm watching you!

Goodnight beautiful.

W-What?!? Why would you think that??!?

This thread sucks.

Go here Sage.

>elitists complimenting other elitists
Hey where's my "beautiful"!?

Work was pretty damn good.

You're gonna say no to your little Nico? :(
I just realized i have had no food all day..

Back from the store. I believe i was promised chocolate?

>Not having friends so people who do are elitists
Ok.

>stellar claim

Like, I walk into your room, you have a lot of knives and weapons...there's dried blood on your clothes and knives, you passed up hot wax and ropes in favor of knives and wanting to lick my blood..

Maybe I'm looking too far into this

Hey Amatsu
>Drunk?

Im still around

>implying Ruri and Kyouko aren't elitisy
Kay
Discount Megumeme

They aren't. They have a clique they prefer to interact with. That's human nature, not elitism.
Hell it's not even HUMAN nature. Basically all life tends to form in groups and out groups.

Hey Saber
>you fucking know it

Some user

Real spicy claim, no trollerino

>implying you're beautiful

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Yes! You're just being silly!
>Just don't look in the basement and push the dust SAO lightnovel that reveals a room with a severed beast head, a sawblade and blood-soaked trenchcoat

Oh goodie!

Kirino is an ugly cunt

I think you forgot a picture, Shizuru.

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I did.
Was distracted putting things away.
Chocolate?

Hey beautiful~~~

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Kek my favorite drunkard
Bacon

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Did you say... chocolate?

Pretty sword lady

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Well, if you say so! I'll let it go...FOR NOW!!

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>Koto Claimed

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kek thanks~
How are you doing?

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Good playing some MGSV right now you?

Yes. Say "Ahh".

>Tfw No swords.

I want to fuck you!

Wut
Crispy bacon

OKAY so hot wax then???

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I wasn't expecting that!

Aaaaahh...

Cute swimsuit lady

>checked
YES PLEASE! I'll go grab the lighter for yo-
*brushes dust on the SAO light novel, sees dungeon*
Yuno...mind explaining all of THIS?!?

hi everyone!

Mine

W-W--What dungeon??
Th-Th-There's no.. dungeon...
>Why did you unveal it, we were doing so good...

Was playing OW for like 5 hours while getting drunk
Will be here and be on youtube now

Uhhhh
Thanks?

Damn, now I feel bad!
>we can forget that part? do we keep going lol?

I got me some french cries.
Now I just need someone to provide the salt.

Laura uses guns and canons, not swords.

What, would you want some cake instead?

>Proceeds to stick chocolate-covered finger into your mouth.

>Using Apple.
Shino please, Windows is way better.

>French tears.
Tears already have sodium in them, Spike.

That's not a problem~

Dont fuck with my joke

>*Visions of foulblood*

>I lick it sensually, savouring the chocolate taste