Alright fuckers let's play

Alright fuckers let's play
I'm at Walmart, 69 picks something I buy, 28 picks what do with it
Rules
>no an hero
>nothing I will "probably" get arrested for
>5 dollar max
Trips increases budget by 5, to max of 20
Leggo

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Buy knife slash someones tire

Buy toothbrush
Stick in pooper

buy sharpie put in pooper

Buy some charcoal briquettes

buy straws, insert in pooper

buy old spice deodorant, take a bite, post

>Baguette
>Pooper

buy a barbie doll/girl doll

won't get you arrested but you can't show your face there again

leggo my fucking eggo, nigger

banana, must look into the cashiers eyes to give away your intent

oh and up pooper

Tampons, for your vagina.

Plunger and KY

Frozen coloring book and condoms.

Buy lighter fluid

Pour it on someone's car in parking lot

OP here smoking waiting for the gets will deliver
Also good ideas so far I am not disappoint son

this and light it on fire

Ear dildos (q-tips) insert in piss hole

ROLLING

69 - childrens underwear
28 - cover it in jizz and then return it

Roll

Buy some more Cigarettes

Condoms and some frozen waffles

buy a box of fruity pebbles and a gallon of milk. use your driver side floor as your bowl. dump the entire box and gallon. eat it all with a fork.

buy a rope

OP again will change rules 69 pretty 28 gets pick and or decides what to do

buy cigarettes and eat them

rolling for this holy jesus

69 or 28*
Also proof

Roll

69 - a bag of m&ms

28 - stick it up your ass

rollin pls

a gift card from olive garden

buy some bagels and put dick in hole

buy soap

Buy air horn and lock yourself in your trunk... good luck

This thread sucks.

Go here Sage.

Mac and cheese and some mustard

>buy oil
>drive at least 50MPH in the highway
>dump all of it on roads
>yell out the windows im going to get their first you fucks.

OP here, I drive a truck so the trunk is the bed so technically not that bad

A pizza roll and eat it

Get super glue and glue your change to the counter.

buy a pack of eggs and cook on engine

aluminum foil and drain-o

put foil in drain-o and cap. run.

Please

this has to happen

Black licorice and glue.
You are to glue the licorice on as your eyebrows.

rerolling

my dubs should count no?

Sex toy

you must do it op

buy catnip, condoms and lube. As you are getting your receipt look the cashier in the eye and say "I'm getting some pussy tonight!"

rolling for this

as much cheap ramen as 5 dollars will get you. take a bath in it

I want to but gotta be a 28 or 69 roll

you called it upon your self OP!

Girl underwear. Return it with skidmark

Fuck off samefag

Hmmm

Roll

this would be great

buy a thong and give the cashier a dirty grin

I cant roll much more

FUCK OFF SAMEFAG FROM ALL THE POSTS. WHY YOU MUST ALWAYS SHIT ON EVERYONE

OP accidentally rolled for this, will deliver!!
Will also deliver for a 69 in a surprise double feature, since I rolled it myself!!
Going in to buy soon

Kek

Sup Forums is actually just one person

Roll

Roll

icyhot, head on apply directly to the forehead.

you are a beautiful op. we need more posters like you.

Oh shit

reroll

another winrar er nu?

YAAAASSSSSS

YESSSSSSSSS

WOAHHHHHH TRIPS BABY!!

Icy hot. Apply to balls, anus, forehead

But condoms and whilst in store, put condom over head covering nose and blow up condom through your nose like a balloon. Or buy rubber gloves and attempt the same.

You fuckers rolled the one I didn't want
Alright going in will buy
>gallon of milk
>fruity pebbles
>oil
Will deliver pics and vids
Fuck you people, but a promise is a promise

get your screenshots ready, boys

Quart of oil. Pour on bathroom floor infront if door. Turn the lights out

Get toothpaste, creampie belly button

so does that mean all the traps, steam , loli, boipussi, furries, and shit posting is from a single person.
can, can that one person just be me? talking to my self conscious parts?

youre the best op. you're doing god's work here.

OP is going to actually accomplish something in his life.

Buy a steam 20 gift card

inb4 op causes a pileup

Op wont deliver. Never has, never will.

Rolling

pls dont a pussi bitch op

Rerollll

A drill, and an arrow. To do? See video: absolutehell.net/cattle-decapitation-forced-gender-reassignment-music-video/

Don't let us down op

In Walmart getting oil then fucking cereal
Thanks guys

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He's got $5 for it. A quart of oil will be empty in no time and won't make anything slide on the road. This isn't Mario kart.

>Not specials blends
>100s same price

I need the shorts I don't get long smoke breaks
I've never tried special will next time
Also got oil, I upped the budget cuz trips and also cuz b needs all the help it can get