Alright fuckers let's play
I'm at Walmart, 69 picks something I buy, 28 picks what do with it
Rules
>no an hero
>nothing I will "probably" get arrested for
>5 dollar max
Trips increases budget by 5, to max of 20
Leggo
Alright fuckers let's play
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Buy knife slash someones tire
Buy toothbrush
Stick in pooper
buy sharpie put in pooper
Buy some charcoal briquettes
buy straws, insert in pooper
buy old spice deodorant, take a bite, post
>Baguette
>Pooper
buy a barbie doll/girl doll
won't get you arrested but you can't show your face there again
leggo my fucking eggo, nigger
banana, must look into the cashiers eyes to give away your intent
oh and up pooper
Tampons, for your vagina.
Plunger and KY
Frozen coloring book and condoms.
Buy lighter fluid
Pour it on someone's car in parking lot
OP here smoking waiting for the gets will deliver
Also good ideas so far I am not disappoint son
this and light it on fire
Ear dildos (q-tips) insert in piss hole
ROLLING
69 - childrens underwear
28 - cover it in jizz and then return it
Roll
Buy some more Cigarettes
Condoms and some frozen waffles
buy a box of fruity pebbles and a gallon of milk. use your driver side floor as your bowl. dump the entire box and gallon. eat it all with a fork.
buy a rope
OP again will change rules 69 pretty 28 gets pick and or decides what to do
buy cigarettes and eat them
rolling for this holy jesus
69 or 28*
Also proof
Roll
69 - a bag of m&ms
28 - stick it up your ass
rollin pls
a gift card from olive garden
buy some bagels and put dick in hole
buy soap
Buy air horn and lock yourself in your trunk... good luck
This thread sucks.
Go here Sage.
Mac and cheese and some mustard
>buy oil
>drive at least 50MPH in the highway
>dump all of it on roads
>yell out the windows im going to get their first you fucks.
OP here, I drive a truck so the trunk is the bed so technically not that bad
A pizza roll and eat it
Get super glue and glue your change to the counter.
buy a pack of eggs and cook on engine
aluminum foil and drain-o
put foil in drain-o and cap. run.
Please
this has to happen
Black licorice and glue.
You are to glue the licorice on as your eyebrows.
rerolling
my dubs should count no?
Sex toy
you must do it op
buy catnip, condoms and lube. As you are getting your receipt look the cashier in the eye and say "I'm getting some pussy tonight!"
rolling for this
as much cheap ramen as 5 dollars will get you. take a bath in it
I want to but gotta be a 28 or 69 roll
you called it upon your self OP!
Girl underwear. Return it with skidmark
Fuck off samefag
Hmmm
Roll
this would be great
buy a thong and give the cashier a dirty grin
I cant roll much more
FUCK OFF SAMEFAG FROM ALL THE POSTS. WHY YOU MUST ALWAYS SHIT ON EVERYONE
OP accidentally rolled for this, will deliver!!
Will also deliver for a 69 in a surprise double feature, since I rolled it myself!!
Going in to buy soon
Kek
Sup Forums is actually just one person
Roll
Roll
icyhot, head on apply directly to the forehead.
you are a beautiful op. we need more posters like you.
Oh shit
reroll
another winrar er nu?
YAAAASSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSS
WOAHHHHHH TRIPS BABY!!
Icy hot. Apply to balls, anus, forehead
But condoms and whilst in store, put condom over head covering nose and blow up condom through your nose like a balloon. Or buy rubber gloves and attempt the same.
You fuckers rolled the one I didn't want
Alright going in will buy
>gallon of milk
>fruity pebbles
>oil
Will deliver pics and vids
Fuck you people, but a promise is a promise
get your screenshots ready, boys
Quart of oil. Pour on bathroom floor infront if door. Turn the lights out
Get toothpaste, creampie belly button
so does that mean all the traps, steam , loli, boipussi, furries, and shit posting is from a single person.
can, can that one person just be me? talking to my self conscious parts?
youre the best op. you're doing god's work here.
OP is going to actually accomplish something in his life.
Buy a steam 20 gift card
inb4 op causes a pileup
Op wont deliver. Never has, never will.
Rolling
pls dont a pussi bitch op
Rerollll
A drill, and an arrow. To do? See video: absolutehell.net
Don't let us down op
In Walmart getting oil then fucking cereal
Thanks guys
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He's got $5 for it. A quart of oil will be empty in no time and won't make anything slide on the road. This isn't Mario kart.
>Not specials blends
>100s same price
I need the shorts I don't get long smoke breaks
I've never tried special will next time
Also got oil, I upped the budget cuz trips and also cuz b needs all the help it can get