Dank meme thread

Dank meme thread

Starts meme thread but doesnt post meme

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Fuck m8

I just posted some random shit man

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>be me
>hanging out at the P.F Changs bar like usual
>see a very intoxicated looking homeless twink eyeing me from across the bar
>has a broken nose and pick marks all over his face
>homeless twink looks familiar
>realize twink is coconut head
>strike up conversation with twink
>ask him if he was coconut head
>twink says "i don't wanna talk about that part of my life"
>twink says he is poor and asks me to buy him a plate of Mongolian beef
>coconut twink ferociously eats the plate of mongolian beef, rice and all in a few minutes
>I leave to restroom, to take a piss
>I'm pissing at the urinal
>suddenly someone slaps my ass from behind
>i spray piss all over my shoes
>turn around
>it's fucking coconut head
>he drags me into a stall
>starts deep throating like a little champ
>coconut stops sucking
>he looks up at me
>he says "i'll finish ya off for an andrew jackson"
>i hand him a 20
>he then pushes me away
>opens stall door and flees into the night
not even kidding
fucking coconut faggot didn't even finish me off

10/10
You sir, are an ar-teest!

quick post in epic bread. Faggots

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HAHA I literally just saw you post this in another thread kys :^]

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God dammit. Fuck those bears and their Nelson Mandela syndrome. They mess with our reality

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I lose

Truuuu Berenstein not Berenstain or GTFO.

>refers to OP's actions without greentexting

>tfw user schools a newfag instead of letting him embarrass himself
>tfw user schools a newfag with an image filename
>tfw I've been b8'd into schooling a newfag instead of letting him embarrass himself

Points out shit nobody cares about