What;s the point of a private jet?

What;s the point of a private jet?

Imagine sex in the sky

not having to interact with the unwashed masses

Smuggling drugs unbothered

Still check for that internationally don't they? I remember Steve Jobs got busted for trying to carry shuriken out of japan on his jet.

if you land in smaller airports they don't check shit. Weapons, drugs, you name it makes it through.

t. dad was a private pilot

Privacy

Convenience

You can fly at any time and you dont really have to waste time queueing in the airport.

To get chapecoence'd

It's actually meant to be cost effective. the rationale is either they fill in a logistics gap in commercial services or there's people whose time is that valuable. It-s giving off the perception that you belong to the latter group that has turned them into luxurious status symbols but most of are leased/chartered.

Also most business jets are quite a bit more cramped and less comfortable than a good first class seat. People get biz jets for the time savings, not for the comfort.

>tfw never flown in airplane

>no check-in
>you don't have to get to the airport 1-2 hours before departure because fucking long queues
>you can actually be 30 minutes late and that's not a problem
>every class is business class
>probability that average peace-loving muslim person will hijack it and crash it into Pentagon is 0.0%

rare

it's fun for few first times

...

Flys when you want to where you want at a time you want without a queue , small seats or screaming babies and with tv, alcohol and nice food

Trend, convenient, status, large room to sleep.

>can go wherever you want whenever you want
>don't have to wait hours
>no delays (unless shit weather)
>no shitty people around ruining your travel
>guaranteed pussy worldwide

Fuck you Evo.