Ok Sup Forums i'm really fucked and need help, story time:

Ok Sup Forums i'm really fucked and need help, story time:

>be me
>be with my gf for 12 years (but we don't live together because various reasons)
>she has an extra key to my apartment
>a few months ago a cute girls moves in next door to me
>have regular pleasantries with her as her neighbour
>we start hanging out a bit as me and my gf see eachother only twice a week on average
>eventually escalates to having a sexual relationship
>fuck her on the kitchen counter, have her in the shower etc
>gf one day questions marks on my shoulder from scratching
>freak out and bumble out some shit excuse and she gets suspicious but i eventually calm her fears
>2close4me.jpg
>one day me and neighbour are fucking on the bathroom floor as im not expecting gf today
>hear the bathroom door open
>honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door
>picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor
>how could i forget that i had given her an extra key

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Good job OP you fucked up your life

haha you had me hookd on your story

Off yourself, you deserve it

>IT WASNT ME

I laughed a little

shaggy told it better OP

>honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door

Underage b&

Pretty bad bait. If you really had a girlfriend for 12 years, who you did not live with, and who you only saw twice per week...well...you wouldn't be on here posting your shit. You'd be busy banging that cute neighbor.

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Kek

So the moral is never give your wife a key to the house.

>12 year gf

break up if you aren't ever going to marry her. holy shit. what is the fuckin' point?

Good job OP, I chuckled.

>all the time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

Fucking kek.

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Just make a song about it called "It wasnt me" and have Shaggy and Ricardo Ducent sing it.
Im sure she will forgive you.

Wow.
Kys.

Yea I see your point and my answer to your request is no.

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Underage b&? What the fuck are you talking about mate. He needs help? How can we help him? He had a girlfriend for 12 years and decided to cheat on her plenty of times with no regrets. He deserved to be caught and dumped by her

Seems like a good idea, dont want to trigger feminist but i don't think they will be able to understand shaggy.

Say it wasn't you

But the thing is, she even caught me on camera.

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Agreed, if she isn't worth marrying she's not really worth dating either.

All the retards on here not getting the joke
Good job OP, got me

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Oh shit nigga. Time to become an hero.

You weren't married or living together. You saved yourself the effort of preparing your exit speech. Well done!

Kekd

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Same OP from this morning?
Saw it coming, but still getting better.

I literally wrote this for the first time just now, never seen anything like it posted before tbh fam.

No, not the same pasta. Same user making these stories ending in song lyrics.