Ok Sup Forums i'm really fucked and need help, story time:
>be me >be with my gf for 12 years (but we don't live together because various reasons) >she has an extra key to my apartment >a few months ago a cute girls moves in next door to me >have regular pleasantries with her as her neighbour >we start hanging out a bit as me and my gf see eachother only twice a week on average >eventually escalates to having a sexual relationship >fuck her on the kitchen counter, have her in the shower etc >gf one day questions marks on my shoulder from scratching >freak out and bumble out some shit excuse and she gets suspicious but i eventually calm her fears >2close4me.jpg >one day me and neighbour are fucking on the bathroom floor as im not expecting gf today >hear the bathroom door open >honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door >picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor >how could i forget that i had given her an extra key
>honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door
Elijah Myers
Underage b&
Juan Lewis
Pretty bad bait. If you really had a girlfriend for 12 years, who you did not live with, and who you only saw twice per week...well...you wouldn't be on here posting your shit. You'd be busy banging that cute neighbor.
So the moral is never give your wife a key to the house.
Isaac Price
>12 year gf
break up if you aren't ever going to marry her. holy shit. what is the fuckin' point?
Henry Cook
Good job OP, I chuckled.
John Bailey
>all the time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me
Isaac Butler
Fucking kek.
Jeremiah Kelly
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Colton Richardson
Just make a song about it called "It wasnt me" and have Shaggy and Ricardo Ducent sing it. Im sure she will forgive you.
Thomas Bennett
Wow. Kys.
Brandon Green
Yea I see your point and my answer to your request is no.
Brody Brooks
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Brody Rivera
> Underage b&? What the fuck are you talking about mate. He needs help? How can we help him? He had a girlfriend for 12 years and decided to cheat on her plenty of times with no regrets. He deserved to be caught and dumped by her
Luke Jackson
Seems like a good idea, dont want to trigger feminist but i don't think they will be able to understand shaggy.
Kevin Moore
Say it wasn't you
Kayden Thompson
But the thing is, she even caught me on camera.
Alexander Peterson
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Colton Howard
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Lincoln Jones
Agreed, if she isn't worth marrying she's not really worth dating either.
Asher Walker
All the retards on here not getting the joke Good job OP, got me
Jace Reyes
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Carter Mitchell
Oh shit nigga. Time to become an hero.
Samuel Carter
You weren't married or living together. You saved yourself the effort of preparing your exit speech. Well done!
Jonathan Hill
Kekd
Evan Price
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Caleb Foster
Same OP from this morning? Saw it coming, but still getting better.
Ryder Rodriguez
I literally wrote this for the first time just now, never seen anything like it posted before tbh fam.
Cameron Moore
No, not the same pasta. Same user making these stories ending in song lyrics.