What does pussy feel like?

What does pussy feel like?

Soft and furry...but if you rub it the wrong way, it'll scratch or bite you

Like stiking your dick in a jalapeño. Try it, it feels godlike.

What he said, tingly.

This isn't too far off actually.

>Try it,
...how?

It will burn your dick idiot

Take a jalapeño cut it in half, two if you have the girth to, then like fuck the halves. Boom.

It feels like sticking your dick in a big bag of sand tbqh fam

Like waaaarm apple pie.

This

Wut about warming up bleach and mixing it with chopped liver then microwave and let cool then put in a rubber glove .then fuck the glove
Il>I find this the next best thing to a real pussy

Like wet velvet kinda.

Pussy feels just like JESUS

Pray to JESUS

He will bring you pussy

Nope

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JESUS will milk out your fuck butter better than any pussy can.

Go to church

JESUS will meet you there

He's in the confessional, waiting

Brisu Thread desu ka ?

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Confirmed

Do it and this shit thread too

Kek

Like warm apple pie

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Salty milk and coins

it feels just like trump winning and hillary going to prison

shooby dooby doo bop

shooby dooby dooby doo bop

maaaaaagggggiiiiiccccc

put your finger under your
tongue...to closest you'll get

I remember my sister's pussy. It was so warm. Warm with a light pressure. I miss it.