Think of the last thing you drank

Think of the last thing you drank.

You will now piss that for the rest of your life. How fucked/lucky are you?

Water. Pretty much all I drink. Pretty much already my piss. Not upset.

I would piss milk. That wouldn't be too bad. It would look like me busting a load everytime, which would be kinda hot

Sanpellegrino Blood Orange.

There would definitely be some medical concerns.

Water.

>wish it was beer tho

Vodka

I'm going to be pissing fire for the rest of my life.

Coffe xD

winrar

... water. I'm not OK with this.

Daddys cummies

Fresh orange juice. Life will be nice

Jokes on you, I just drank my own piss

Coffee, sell it back call it my special brew

Christ, I'm going to be pissing malt liquor for the rest of my life.

Orange juice... WITH BITS

...

8% alcohol beer
Am i going to be drunk all the time or just have explosive pisses? either way it sounds amusing

>pissing diet coke

C-can I drink it?

boiling hot tea
fuck my life

Coffee. Cafe au lait actually. Could live offa my piss like that lol

Not too bad a deal if ya ask me....if ya woulda caught me a coupla minutes ago I had just drank about 1/2 pint of SoCo

Cum

almond milk. .

V8 vegetable juice. Delicious and nutritious.

Ancient age Kentucky bourbon.

I'll be pissing ice cold IceHouse for the rest of my life... well... I'll be a hit at frat parties. I wonder if I'd have to get a liquor license for myself to show up? Vafag

Win. I had waterlast.

Bepis
It's fine

Like my cum

the last thing i drank was my own piss. i guess that's alright.

Lucky for me, it'll be water

Motherfucking chocolate milk. I win, bitches.

Clear american cherry flavored carbonated water

>dehydration
Bro u ded

grape juice

You drank a boiling liquid?
Wut

Coca-Cola

My own puke.

jack and coke... fuck

>Pissing hydrochloric acid and digested food

Rip your urethra

Chocolate milk!!!!!!!

Lukewarm coffee. Can I piss it out and then drink it again? I could just keep drinking that one mug of coffee for the rest of my life.

Jokes on you actually cuz I just drank YOUR piss