/got/ general

Leave saving the show to me edition

MURDER.

suddenly miss fisher as cersei and muh dic

>tfw no Kinvara gf

How should the High Sparrow punish her?

[Benny Hill Theme]

HOL UP

Is that the lady from the bubbleduke?

first for frogfu

THEM

Nudity when?

Will we ever go to Asshai? I want some Stygai action

But it's me that is saving the show next episode.

i was trapped in gthe old thread

This show fucking sucks now.

ASOIAF will always be superior.

What the fuck is that crown even supposed to be, carved driftwood?

I'm pretty sure they will kill CIA this season, possibly Brienne will end him
Can we riot if that happens

Stannis went there already

Who's the dude?

Why is he too scared to hold bad actress but caresses the goblin, I mean average Brit woman

Why is Arya wearing grandma from the 40s underwear

Anybody else think that the Joffrey actor had a nice dick?

Full homo btw

“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.

“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.

“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”

“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.

“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”

“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.

“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.

Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

Her boobs are way bigger in the show

Why do you write like a foreign 14 year old?

I don't remember
He's holding his shoes with the other hand
Have you not been outside lately? Hipsters are all about that high wasted shit clothes

>God tier
Charles Dance
Stephen Dillane

>God tier but never gets a chance to truly shine
Iain Glen

>Demigod tier
Jonathan Pryce
Alfie Allen
Jack Gleeson

>High tier
Pedro Pascal
Natalie Dormer
Sean Bean
Lena Headey

>Mid tier
Peter Dinklage
Ian Hempstead-Wright
Gwendoline Christie
Maisie Williams
CIA

>Low tier
Sophie Turner
Ian Whyte (awful casting, not his fault)

>Shit tier
Muh Dwagons
Kit "Oh My God Why Am I In This Weird Costume Saying All These Words Who Am I" Harington

RANDYLL THE MANDYLL >>> STANNIS THE GRANNIS

Game of Thrones is a medieval soap opera and equivalent to capeshit.

spanking. Public spanking

>NO FOOKIN BREAD AND SALT

>
It's Bran. He's in Bran. D&D said it themselves. There is literally not a question about what happened to 3EC. I have no idea why people are pretending to argue about it.

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Nothing can ever be as bad as that fucking capeshit leave the goddamn thread.

Anyone have a .png or .pdf of the official map of asoiaf?

KL SPOILER FROM NEXT EP DO NOT CLICK

the show died when tywin died prove me wrong

season 5 and 6 are terrible

Newfig here. Does capeshit refer to something specific or just super hero movies in general? Just curious.

Who should do the spanking?

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Who's the semon demon

>Mad Men
>Twin Peaks
>The Sopranos

What's wrong with soap operas?

>mfw people actually believe this

Me desu

Here's what's gonna happen.

It begins with the High Sparrow going down the Sept’s stairs while the people applaud him. He explains that Queen Margaery has joined them in accepting the power of the Faith. Just then, Jaime Lannister bursts into the scene, on horseback and leading an army of a hundred and forty Tyrell soldiers, and demands that the High Sparrow free Queen Margaery. Suddenly, the gates of the Great Sept open —it is Tommen Baratheon, followed by Queen Margaery and the Kingsguards, who are bearing the Faith Militant’s sigil instead of the Royal sigil. The king and queen have accepted the High Sparrow’s reformed faith, and they are acclaimed by the people. It is emphasized that this is only the first part of the scene; the rest will be filmed today, and it is expected to be a trascendental scene in which the two factions come to blows.

why is nobody seeming to care about that Tormund leaked image?

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

...

Who that?

sounds like a cool job

he dead?

Reminds me of dany

Dany and night king = antagonists confirm

I HAD A NAME

BUT NEVERMIND

>Early GoT
>Characters die because their flaws catch up to them / they fail to adapt to the changing political climate of Westeros
>Current GoT
>Characters die because OMG I CANT BELIEVE THEY KILLED SO-AND-SO :DDDDD *posts on facejew*

>implying he is going to have more than a 2 minute scene
>implying this arc wont mainly be about Sam and Gilly's corny as fuck relationship

JUST

>implying its not fake

I don't know

it better be

>introduce interesting character
>kill him off

Did the show ever justify throwing margaery and loras in prison, I mean not only can a squire lie, but squires see their Knights naked all the time, they fucking feed them bathe them clothe them armor them and arm them

Dorne as a birthmark is vague as hell too, it's a fucking blotch of skin, AND they never follow up with it

Why didn't Gryff have sex with Lady Forrester?

Hey asshole, this show has to end sometime. They're killing off characters to move to the conclusion.

We already kno he fights smalljon
Try harder

That's just a sign of bad writing

God, next season is going to be so shit if even half these speculated deaths happen.

But the bad poosy dabid!

DABID THE BAD POOOSAY!

>Kingsmoot just happened
>event book readers have been waiting for for years
>virtually no setup
>not a big deal
>like 30 guys
>only 2 """""speeches"""""
>no dragon horn
>DUDE BIG COCKS LMAO
>everyone is cool with Euron being a kingslayer and a kinslayer
>LET'S GO MURDER THEM LMAO
>Aeron is cool with his nephew and neice dying so the brother who molested him as a child can gain the throne
>Despite having no support at the Kingsmoot, Asha and Theon manage to escape with 99% of the ships
>let's build more ships with the *5* trees on the iron islands!
>tfw you will never see the book scene on screen ever

Reminder that the Blackfyres did nothing wrong and Aegor Rivers was a hero

I need the bad pussy.

10/10

Kneel for your queen

>mfw

She reminds me of Maeby Funke

>The Ironborn have never made a mark on the world.

harren the black was a summer islander

WHO IS the faggot in the op?

I asked 5 times wtf is wrong with you autists?

What made Meera run out of the cave like a madwoman like I don't think the white walkers play dramatic music and she could hear it

randyll based tarly

The cold, retard.

Kevin Lannister

jesus user

Fucking idiot think about it
>Gilly and Sam go to a big castle
>Sam is known for being a lords son
>has dinner for said lord

Did you not see that their breaths were visible? It's already been established that it gets colder when walkers are about

Why isn't anything else in GoT even remotely as interesting and exciting as the intrigues in King's Landing?

And why was there no KL at all in this episode?

Have we really sunk so low that being able to read a filename is being an "autist"?

This.

I was so fucking hyped for the kingsmoot, it had potential to redeem this season but I'm angry at myself for believing it was gonna be good.

Also, show-Euron doesn't have that menacing charisma he has in the books. He's just a fucking football hooligan.

She freaked when she noticed that she could see her and Hodor's breath in the cold.

>all this fucking shitty trashy writing Dorne
>the Dornishman's Wife is never recorded

FUCK YOU TOO D&D

Jon Snow's daddie

May I worship your royal feet, Your Grace?

Pope Sixtus IV

>thinking they'd do anything special with the kingsmoot when the night watch lord commander vote was so bland and victarion confirmed cut

Why does anybody give a FUCK about Yara or Theon?

dont do that.

Stronk womyn fags

I just thought it was always cold in the cave

she'd have you killed if you're a peasant

Same here
Dont care how it good it gets from now on, fucking up the Kingsmoot, the one thing I was hyped about, got turned into a shitfest

>yara

Who?

>Promise me, Ned

Rowing for 3 seasons is pretty bad.
But at least he isn't dead like fucking Thoros and Tormund.

>finally got to see her naked
>they cut her hair and literally threw shit on her

No longer want.

What's his name again?

Thanks

It could be Oldtown. How should I know?

No filenames oh muuh phone. Makes filename threads suffering.