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German attempt:
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Jace Collins
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Oliver Evans
This is a snippet of a much larger poem:
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Here is a cheat sheet:
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Though you should try first without watching.
Dominic Gonzalez
post some kawaii German words
Cameron Gray
Why do you lads do this?
Ethan Barnes
Der pimmel
Brody Long
give me some TURKISH to speak in the very coveted and exotic American accent
Wyatt Miller
because it's fun
David Foster
shut up you muslim lover
Grayson Morgan
...
Cameron Davis
Don't talk to me
Benjamin Collins
Poem's a meme, not hard at all if you speak decent English except maybe a few parts over the entire thing. You can even deduce hints from the context very often (e.g. it's immediately obvious that busy rhymes with dizzy and prayer with tear, or that break-steak and bleak-streak contrast with each other)
But I'll do it anyway after I take a smoke, I got nothing better to do frankly
Dylan Phillips
the only people who want to hear you are sandniggers
Eli Morgan
The only people who want to hear YOU are in bizarro world you rude cunt
Xavier Gray
Give me some TURKISH feet
kurwa cyka
Hudson Robinson
Türks are whiter than you Pedro
John Butler
>turk
>white
it's okay they're still fucking thicc
Jason Mitchell
This is all I have
Jonathan Morris
>that "thing"
>turk
Choose one.
Ryder White
better me than roach alluh akbars
David Sanchez
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Jose Diaz
Love this meme
Ryan Jackson
Yeah but this is just the start of it, it get trickier as you go, desu
Michael Peterson
would get khan'd/10
Xavier King
>Vocaroo thread
>No vocaroo
Ah yes, the vocaroo thread.
Nicholas Walker
Someone posted an English "poem" to read.
Post French or ask for something in another language, Marion.
Hudson Johnson
Romanian
Cum faptul de a procrea presupune o rărăcire monstruoasă, e sigur că dacă am deveni înţelepţi, adică indiferenţi faţă de soarta speciei, am păstra din ea doar câteva eşantioane, la fel cum se conservă specimene de animale pe cale de dispariţie. Să punem stavilă cărnii, să încercăm să-i frângem fiorosul avânt. Asistăm la o adevărată molimă de viaţă, la o inflaţie de chipuri. Unde şi cum să mai rămâi singur cu Dumnezeu?
Daniel Myers
Sing some Sandu Ciorba.
Connor Williams
Read this pls
Elijah Rogers
wow so many vocaroos
Oliver Watson
I know, yours is the best
Brody Sanchez
Yesterday's pray in irish make me so intrigued that I decided to try to learn this hell. Such PAIN, how you speak on it...
Carter Rodriguez
no way, that namefag and that Russian are saving all the vocaroos in a 6 GB folder. They can differentiate between voices
Eli Reyes
Put on a nigger accent or something?
Matthew Reed
Sounds like you're speaking Middle High German T B H
Parker Wood
nah, I will just sit back and wait other people to post, people won't don't care if their vocaroos are saved
Xavier Baker
SOMEBODY POST A FUCKING VOCAROO
Dominic Campbell
>people won't don't care if their vocaroos are saved
>won't don't
William Harris
Sebastian Clark
Camden Rogers
> lol he wrote a wrong word
Oliver Harris
Gave that a try
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Joshua Myers
You're a creepy fuck, mate
Joseph Morris
Logan Davis
...
Brandon Lopez
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Luke Cox
Pretty good, 8/10
Easton Morris
I'm saving this shit.
Connor Perez
Thank you
Elijah Bell
>Yesterday's pray in irish make me so intrigued that I decided to try to learn
There's at least 3 of us (maybe 4-5) who speak Irish to varying degrees on Sup Forums, you can ask for pointers in /éire/ if you want it.
>Such PAIN, how you speak on it...
The rules might seem confusing at first but they're very consistent. It's probably easier than English to get an understanding of.
>Middle High German
where did I go wrong? ;_;
Oliver Butler
>where did I go wrong? ;_;
I dunno, it is really hard to understand. It seems like you don't know much about German orthography/pronunciation.
Cameron Long
Wyatt Baker
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R8 my may-may reading
Kevin Thompson
7/10 laddie
Wyatt Bailey
John Barnes
obviously Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
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Colton Gray
Your voice is cute :3
Aiden Bailey
thank you
Josiah Brooks
Why do russians have such manly voices.
Henry Peterson
They dont, only pretending.
Caleb Martinez
What kind of sounds should I have noticed that I didn't?
Bentley Russell
Please say llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Zachary Reed
You seem to ignore the articles of "a" or "the" for some reason. You also pronounce "v" like "w". Aside from that it's mostly fine.
Noah Diaz
Mason Thomas
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Barbarus hic ego sum, quia non intelligor illis
Found a few tutorials, it was difficult. Hope not give up after a couple of weeks.
Camden Carter
Dylan Walker
Quite the listening experience, made me do a right kek
Asher King
Are you blind or just vatnique?
Because i dont want to make my accent sound even stronker.
Daniel Collins
You erroneously pronounce
>ie /iː/ as ei /a͜J/
>ch /x/ as k /k/
>äu /o͜ʏ/ as a͜ʊ
>ä /eː~ɛː/ as a Sup Forums
>ö /oː/ as o /oː/
>ü /yː/ as u /uː/
And you sometimes mess up vowel length/tenseness.
Jackson Cooper
Cymru is the Orc's tongue
Carson Wood
Sebastian Adams
Kek, pretty goot
Isaac Gutierrez
is supposed to be /oː/ of course.
Additionally, is voiced /z/ syllable-initially in Standard German.
Isaac Wright
https //thepiratebay org/torrent/7577625/Irish_Gaelic_(Gaeilge)_Language_Learning_Pack_(Updated)
There's a few documents in here that teach Irish in Russian iirc.
Most of it is from English into Irish though
Your accent sounds stronker by mispronouncing the v, m80.
>IPA
Never learned those, would you mind recording the sounds?
I know understand why Welsh people sound like they've a speech impediment when speaking English
Xavier Davis
is supposed to be /oː/ of course
Which one sounds right? vocaroo.com
When I was Munich, the ö I heard sounded (to me) like the former rather than the latter.
Joshua Ramirez
Fuck Sup Forums keeps messing up the character. It is an o with a diagonal line across it
Here is a quick lesson on vocaroo.
They are both close, but not quite correct. The first one is German ü and the second is German o. Try to pronounce it as a German e with rounded lips or listen to the lesson I recorded.
Kayden Brown
forgot link because I am a huge faggot pls rape my face
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Michael Perez
>pls rape my face
well, ok...
Josiah Cooper
Afternoon lads, any nice French or German to post?
Hunter Mitchell
Almost a quarter of the way there
Breddy gud
Nicholas Ross
Ya lyublyu golubyye ladoni
I zheleznyy zanaves na krasnom fone
Syryye guby pod voron'yom
I tela iz"yedennyye chervyom
YA lyublyu glukhoye ekho
I gniluyu zhizhu v moyey golove
Rodnuyu plesen' ikoty
Ya nekrofil,ya lyublyu sebya
Who wants to read it for me?
Jordan Barnes
>nekrofil
Ian Lee
Benjamin Kelly
I like the blue palms
And the iron curtain on the red background
Wet lips under the flock of ravens
And the worm-eaten bodies
I like the toneless echo
And the rotten muck in my head
My native mould of hiccuping, yeah,
I'm a necrophile, I love myself
Just a verse from a song that I like.
Love u, sweety
Adam Bell
Christopher Davis
na zdorovie (-;
Carter Kelly
You did better, but not so much fun
Jordan Cooper
bump