How to kill self Sup Forums?

how to kill self Sup Forums?
trips decide

old age

Assassinating a political figure. Not in the US, of course! Possibly that guy in Zimbabwe.

Unprotected sex with niggers and junkies until you have aids

hang

>Paint yourself black
>Apprehend police "Ooga Booga"
>DinDuNuffin
>???
>profit

wait

join isis

Glue asshole shut. Make an all you can eat buffet go out of business..

Hit yourself over the head with that trigger hammer.

hang yourself with a shoelace lel

kill yourself

Run into mosque
"Deus Vult"
Explode

eat too much ass

Electrocute yourself

cut off your legs. bleed.

cut your wrist, set yourself on fire and jump from tall building while choking on your own dick

...

Cum to death

> buy pig meat
> stuff in clothes
> take to top of a building
> get attention of public
> push it off

when people crowd, jump into the masses like a crowd surf all while pissing on them

pls desu

get cancer

Start smoking two packs a day

tie rock to legs
jump into deep river/lake/ocean
finally set yourself on fire

Place vibrators in a spit roast position
Call someone that would give best reaction
One up your ass, one in your throat
choke to death in this position
when they come round they think you having a fit

wait for reaction

...

volunteer at refugee center

You die naturally as you should faggot. Suicide is for pussies.

Be careful shooting yourself the "usual" way... you know, parallel to your temple. It's very common to miss and blow one of your eyes instead.

What you want to do is to put the gun in your mouth, perpendicular to your face. Tell me if it worked user.

eat a half of one

Use an ice pick to pierce your lower intestine. Wait for septic shock

giant cock up ur ass OP

Is that an airsoft gun? you're not killing much of anything with that, my friend.

drown in cum

Burning alive

Kill yourself and Trump at same time

zip tie around neck