Now we wait for 700000000

Now we wait for 700000000

what will you do when you see it

Come back in like 5 hours then. They probably won't actually let that number get posted due to server stress, they delete or remove posts that get that much attention. fyi

Good 6 hours wait newfag I'm telling you I've been here si

Throw my T.V out the window. Kill my neighbors. Burn down the church. And rob the bank.

Jk, i think ill just say, oh, well, there it goes.

GET

at least 6 hrs away

So close.

I said we wait. We wait.

>they delete or remove posts that get that much attention
why so?
sounds irrational to me

server shit

let's wait

>server stress
FFS user did you read user's every 4 words?

I said server stress lol, they get so many responses that it messes with other boards and threads.

UgaBoogaUgaBoogaUgaBooga

>Dance around the fire and wait for the magical numbers.

Wrong reply, meant for the 73

was posted and everyone saw it, not sure why should be any different

load problem?
coz 700000000 is just a fucking integer as any other...

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> server stress
Are you fucking kidding me. There will be less people here for than there was on a normal day in 2009.

...

like everyone will be ing and that fucks shit up

Hey GO HERE, THERE'S A LOTTO GOING ON

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it's not about the amount of people, it's the amount of people loading the same post

Lets see how far along we are

>69

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>are you kidding me
>less people for one post than an entire day
I guess that might be true, not sure what the fuck it has to do with anything. Sup Forums has a lot more traffic today than it did in 09, also better servers, but they will still probably delete it to be on the safe side, take your complaints about it elsewhere.

Do you have any idea how websites work?
Do you have any idea how Sup Forums works?

Sinkholes caused 911

contri

You sound like a serious retard for asking people how websites work when we are clearly discussing motherfucking servers and motherfucking server lag.

... I can't even deal with this level of fucking stupid.

See

It would crash, you idiot.

THREADS ARE NOT ISOLATED TO A SINGLE SERVER
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF EVERYONE IS REFRESHING A SINGLE THREAD OR EVERY FUCKING THREAD
SERVER LOAD IS AFFECTED BY TRAFFIC TO THE ENTIRE WEBSITE
> FUCKING TRIGGERED AS SHIT

... I can't even deal with this level of fucking stupid.

Who said that it had anything to do with the thread?

>500 posts before 700000000 drops no one posts
>100 posts before 7000000000 drops everyone presses create thread
>Once 70000000 drops, everyone instantly clicks replies and types the equivalent of "i'm a faggot"
>???????? (The fucking website crashes

That's why they they will restrict making threads around that time, and not let the number go so you can't fag out on it.

Not to mention, Moot used to talk about this and other ways that the site would crash, it has already happened before so it's not that crazy.

Fake and gay

you have no fucking idea of how a database work faggot
just SHUT THE FUCK UP
and go learn SQL

I've heard worse responses to people figuring out how retarded they were being.

Banana get

Bump, I want to know if you can crash a website with 10000 uploads at the same second.

if dubs
soviet union board
/SU/

no

Someone screencap please, I'll be asleep

will do user