The great alliance between two quiet but mighty, Catholic nations in form of know-how exchange Polish dignitaries have visited Croatia to exchange Polish technology and stand besides us in celebration of our two decade long independence mark.
As the Poles pointed out at a press conference this morning: "No one knows the endurings of Croatia as Poland does. No one knows the endurings of Poland as Croatia does" (in very cute Croatian)
Polish anthem first stanza: "Jeszcze Polska nie umarła, Kiedy my żyjemy"
Very famous Croatian reveille from the 19th century: "Još Hrvatska ni propala, Dok mi živimo"
As the Lord and our King Jesus Christ, the governor of our two great nations saw fit to unite our nations, bind us in suffering and upcoming greatness, so did we see to reaffirming our brotherly Slavic bonds once again
Who gives a crap about those shitholes? They're both just a poor man's Russia anyway.
Ayden Walker
Poor man's NZ
Jacob Nelson
>same HDI/GDP per capita levels >5 times the population >10 times the militaristic might >20 times the number of cool places to visit >1000 the landmass
No... it's clear to see we're the real deal.
Josiah Watson
>20 times the number of cool places to visit Outback galore, is it? Bushes and deserts?
Nolan Rivera
>tons of beaches >tons of water parks >deep sea diving >the coral reef >beautiful scenery if you go to the right places Poor man's Russia get's BTFO again.
Jace Ward
>it's all sea related activities We also have coral reefs, beaches, diving and whatnot (without the stonefishes, funnel spiders, sea wasps, crocs, militant kangaroos and such) God damn, Joseph Antichevich, there is LITERALLY nothing to do in that mighty Australian nation All flat desert filled with bushes lmao
William Morales
Australian poster gets BTFO by Josip briz tito.. many such cases.. Sad!
Jayden Taylor
I have never encountered that mythical Australian shitposting. All whiny arses. Shitposting is an art that requires in depth...smearing. Though I assume it's easier to terrorize you Anglos Plus, an Australian can't, is simply not allowed, to shitpost against his motherland. They're our offspring, and he is probably my cousin
Ryder Nguyen
Very nice, Croats are truly our greatest allies. I had a Croatian friend that I played WoW with, Marijan pls come back
Angel Ward
Let's clean the world of pathetic Orthodox scum, they never belonged to civilized world anyway.
Death to Russia, death to Serbia, and death to Islam.
Robert Martinez
Zajebiste. Dobrobytu i świetności dla naszych polskich braci
Michael Hill
Is daleka obala croatian band? I like them alot
Jeremiah Reyes
>Plus, an Australian can't, is simply not allowed, to shitpost against his motherland. They're our offspring, and he is probably my cousin I don't like you tho
Eli Gray
Yes, it is
Liam Collins
Ne trebam ti se sviđati, trebaš me voljeti. To je tvoja dužnost. I naučiti svoj jezik, a ne govoriti taj prljavi engleski u vlastitom domu.
Oh what the heck, we love both Polish people and Croatians. Let's have a threesome
now
Josiah Collins
Those two judging said to commit pic rel on a massive scale to anything that moves and is Polish, Jewish or any other ethnicity other than Ukrainian or their ally German.
Leo Thomas
vatikan
Landon Peterson
croatia
David Perez
I am Greek.
Thomas Murphy
Lol cuck go clean toilets
And Croats should fix their economy
Brayden Turner
>Polish dignitaries have visited Croatia to exchange Polish technology
