I have a pizza cooking. If Sup Forums gets trips while it's cooking...

I have a pizza cooking. If Sup Forums gets trips while it's cooking, I stick my face into it as soon as I take it out of the oven. Cause me physical pain.

>INB4 OP's a faggot
This OP will deliver. With Before and After Pics.

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What are you cooking

burn

burn baby burn

ISSOU

Cut off a slice and stick that on your dick.

Cook your face off faggott.

/thread

Reroll

Mister Blister

OP here. If trips happen, I'll do both.

rolling for the bern

cum on pizza first

roll

I guess

have fun with pizza on your face, checkem

Op how much time is left

Wrong thread.

Trips incoming

I want to burn my fucking face off, not have a shitty pizza. I still plan on eating it after.

nice dubs dickey... OP must burn!

roll

Burn

lloR

trips get

do it

DELIVER OP

you'll do as your told faggot.. burn

ding ding ding - retard alert

Oh shit!!!

lloReR

WINRAR

Oh shit

Trips get

Check em

what kind of pizza totinos?

winrar

>inb4 "it finished cooking already"

I never post without trips

Checkd

OP here. Nice trips. Pizza on face and dick coming right up. Good Job. 2 Minutes late and you wouldn't be a hero.

kek

Nice quads

yaaasssssss winrar... burnt dick and face because surely OP will delivar

white knight faggot says no

Winrar

you look underage

Do it faggot

and now we wait

Quads and you shove it up your ass

winfuckingrar

this

OP = fag

plz dont

must live stream

Before the burning.

eat my ass

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Timestamp that shit faggot

will you stil eat it or waste it? cause it actualy looks pretty good.

this is now a Shit Tier Pizza thread

doi

ops a faggot

snore

op is a faggot

Wtf did you do to your god damned pizza?!

cancer

i want to see tongue

hurry up so i can go back to jerking off you faggot

Ops a nig

youre a melt

I dont think you know the definition of that word. Go claim a waifu

check em

Maybe he did it and he dieded

roll

Abandon thread. OP is living up to name of being faggot

111

Check these you dumb faggots

One can only hope,im turning on cnn in 15

Op choked on a dick and died

Hurry up op

FUCK. OW.

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Checked

Check'd

OOOOH BOY

>88
checked

OP's a faggot.
Trump thread.

444

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Fuck!

your ass crack is hungry. feed it pizza

And what you've all been waiting for. I've been your OP. I need to go to the hospital for 3rd degree burns, I believe, so make a Pizza thread in my honor.

You must have mistaken OP for your dad. Too bad, he's never coming back.

Dude there's a reason cheese pizza is popular on Sup Forums. If you put any topping g on a pizza it's automatically disgusting. Hot sauce, red pepper flakes, and garlic sauce doesn't count.

niggers

what's that lump on your penis under the head?

Dick and face already. Pizza's too cooled now. Won't make that much of a difference.

holy fuck you almost gave me heart attack

Kek!