Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Still here

Lucky you, braces are awful

gardey claimed

still here


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whys that?
what are you going to do with them?
thanks

Never even had to get my wisdom teeth removed. They fit in there just right.

>Waifu threads in a nutshell

Captain fuck face reporting in

I guess uh... CLAN BATTLE

My dads trying hard to get me into braces
Like nigga I'm 23, little late for that shit

Penny Claim~
>Siege Edition
Gonna play, responses may be delayed.

sleep, stream, thread, and eat :^)
I'll 1080 no scope you ya cheeki cunt!

Mine were coming in at like 45 degrees inward, so they had to come out

Nah, I know of some people around your age (or older) that have them

infinity blade huh
stream what?

Name? Sorry I'm such a fag

Throwing knife across the map yo ass

I dont see the point, I'm not trying to impress/look good for anyone
And besides in this day of age, my options is either being a step father or on ward to wizardry

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Throwing knives? We're going back to the MW2 days? Damn

dam

hi yuno how are you man!

Shiny pokemon hunting
u bloody wot?! 1v1 snipers/headshots/noscopes ONLY

MW2 was my shit yo.

You are not deserving of the quads...

Its darn watch your profanity uwu

i kind of feel like playing some pokemon now

Pretty good series for a mobile game

very sorry sir. Should I put myself in a time out?

CoD 4 and below where only good ones
Except maybe black ops

Are guys still spaming?

Hell yeah Mw2 was the shit

Hungry AF

o shit your trips
Fine, you finna have a bad time

Washed up CoD 4 Pro here, I went downhill after WaW. I never liked anything newer than black ops

If anyone from the stream is in here
My internet just fucking ripped so I can't join
Might be healthy for once and go to sleep early

>iqdb
I'll still spoonfeed you, though.
That's Shikamaze.

You're a faggot then, mw2 was the shit. Played that all through college

Fuck I forgot WaW

Dibs

go for it man! I always have a great time.
Were you just quoting undertale? Alright... that's a new low... I'm going to have to call the internet police.
Treat the internet well, so it gets better soon ;-;

Literally a rehash of black ops/4

Yeah CoD 4 was my prime and MW2 was my worst and WaW was my attempt at recovery

yeah i play a few of them its one of the better ones. other good ones to pick up would be implosion and star wars knights of the old republic.
just which one and how to play it.

>Shika
Alright, I 'could' be a little bit drunk right now.
Meant Shimakaze.

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Call them, they can't unrekt you

Out of school.

not really.

Thanks, I'm merely a manchild

How come you didn't have fun playing CoD this summer?
You're not playing Battlefield

:)

Which games do you have?
tfw you're right... ;-;
:^^^^^^^^)

You and me both man, I'm just kind of awkward about my mouth

>Out of school
Forever?

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GG no re

Battlefield is for nerds, Im good with jumping off scaffolds spinning in circles with a long range high power rifle, trying to get into a dead team

welcome back.
hello again.
well my DS is busted otherwise i would play diamond

Nice, for good?

In all honestly, I just have money to a side for full dentures or partial dentures when I need it

I dont really give a fuck, I rather enjoy my pizza and dr pepepr

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:' -(

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How many mountain dews do I owe you? ;---;
Shame... I would recommend you to try something called a nuzlocke challenge. It's a very fun and challenging way to play pokemon games.

I enjoy my pizza and soda too, but in small doses

Yo yo Pinocchio!

No
No! Today was first day, so I went to school, ya know?

What's up dude?

Haiyo! How was your first day back? Mine was surprisingly enjoyable. Weird how filling up a schedule more makes you feel like you have a purpose.

whats a matter?
isnt that when you release the pokemon if it faints
nothing trying a game called kholat

A 12 pack!

Na nah nigga I go all out

Quit lying to yourself, Shino. You look good.
>Are you ready for tomorrow?

>Braces.
>At 23.
Yeah, your father is a little crazy.

He can get pretty illogical at times

Hi there cuties!

cute pic

Yes, and you can only catch the first pokemon you encounter on a route.
Aww crap! Not the 12 pack! Is there any substitute I can give you?!

Galil claim:Some of them have left so I might be lurking a little bit less edition
>Braces
>Ever
Never needed braces, my teeth are perfect, yet my mom had spent almost $10,000 over her life getting hers fixed.
:^)
Also yeah 23 is a little late.

Hey madoka

A monster will do too

Marriage with Pokemons its so wrong

Gotcha, well how was school?

GO HARD IN THE PAINT

You again

Yep.

College ¬¬

AWW YEAH

Marriage with pokemons is so perfect! :^)
I might be able to part with that... You have yourself a deal!

whats bad about it for you?
it does sound difficult

Brings a bit of challenge to a typically "impossible to lose" game.

Good! I love monster

Haven't had anxiety for two days. Think I'm going to make it guys.

Nope everything will get worse, sorry for being a dick

I'm shipping from Ireland, and I'm going to make you pay the shipping, I HAVE THE LAST LAUGH
>:^)

well yeah thats what ive heard
good hope it stays that way for you

Maybe, two days isn't long enough to say I'm over it

I dont like the career

Started out stressful but then went on to be pretty good. I missed my first class because I ran into complications but then I plays some games with friends waiting for my next class. Yeah, I feel like a lazy shit just sitting at home. At school I feel like I'm actually productive.

Sounds like... I don't know. What kind of game is that?

Who left?

Read above for some info. I am taking German and the teacher threw us into understanding a paragraph with little to no knowledge. I'm not into that kind of teaching but he said he only does that on day one.

Nicely done

Cheeki cunt..

why not?
its some horror game but im a wimp so i stopped.

You can do it famalam
Some of my family.

Once a robot forever a robot they say, try to get the meaning

Sounds like a pretty decent day other than missing first class.
I know I'll probably get tired of school after 2-3 months, but I might as well enjoy the productive feeling while it lasts.
I'm a cheeki breeki :^^)
czech your privilege

Feeding pokemons with human food is so wrong

Tbh I had braces from the middle of my sophmore year and didn't get them removed until I graduated senior year.

Give me another example.

What about a pokemon feeding me?

Suka blyat

Earlier he wants me to go grocery shopping but hes van is in the way, he does not want to move it outta the way

around gardevoir watch out your reservoir

I go hard in the paint with soda and pizza every now and again, usually if there's some deal on the pizza.

Man, my Spanish teacher did the same thing. Started speaking in Spanish and we were all lost

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What's this? A cutie in the OP?