Ask Donald

Ask Donald

can jet fuel melt steel beams?

Is OP a faggot?

Am I being fucked with?

Am I too being fucked with?

Am i too too being fucked with?

Ayy! What's the capital of... What's it fuck?!

Damn it, can't even answer me right!

Always and forever elephant trump trunk

Can i fuck your daughter?

I guess i am then

Wow i just did it twice

Almost 3

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Almost 4

roll

Ahh shit

Does life mean anything

...again

No

Okay, how about not 3?

i go bed?

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this post

Will I die young from drinking and smoking way too much every fucking night?

Will I fuck her Donald? The girl of my dreams?

Am I rly being fucked with?

>it feels like it

That's what I thought

will she come back to me

Am i going to be a rich fag

Will I achieve the anal satisfaction I so crave?

No, I'm just naive.

>reroll

Am i going to be rich

Am i going to own my own computer game company

...

Am i going to make a lot of money from my dream game

are you going to win the election?

i still loving her ?

fuk that's not specific enough

Why?

We make america great again?

will i get a hot gf?

Will I marry the Cell girl?

should i down this dxm

Donald is there a booger in vinnies microphone?

Will you help us rid America of the nigger scourge?

4 A*s ?

Will I get back the money?

HE'S CHECKING, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

should I vote for you?

Y sure?

rly

will my dreams come true

will u get shot by a nigger

will hillary die in the next 8 months?

will you die soon?

Can you respond to me without sounding like a complete fucking idiot?

>absolutely
Well?

trump for president?

Are you going to have an autistic spaz when Hilary wins and get pkd by the big man?

Can you shoot yourself in the head on live TV?

will i get a bf?

Will I be her boyfriend?

will snek aliens come soon so I can snugglefuck a new slithering GF?

Now is later

Will there be a WWIII?

Sir, I believe this is beyond a simple downsizing. We need to know the answer.

Look, I understand that this is a... unpleasant... line of questioning, but we, as a nation. Need to know.

Should I fap?
I'm gonna do it anyways.

Your hesitation does not put me at ease.
...Do you have a part in it?

Will the hot mexican big booty hoes be let through?

Wanna kill all the Niggers?

Can I get a small loan of a Million dollars ?

Ah, so I take it Hillary won the election?

Does she love me the way i love her?

No need to be ashamed. Loads of candidates don't get the position. Your disappointment is shared among many.

But, let's get back on topic. Does SHE have a part in it?

You're right. She's too much of a SJW to start any conflict with any threat based on a religiously-charged terrorist group

Well, there goes another assumption. But, it IS ISIS, right?

Okay, NOW this is a surprise. Lemme guess, it's the SJWs?

Please, take your time.

am i fired?

Are you going to become president?

She will be mine? Trump-san?
I promise that she will be happy.

will you win?

Do you secretly love Democrats and Independents.. And just ran as Republican because it's fun to fuck with people?

should i quit my job?

THE HUMAN RACE IS SAVED

is this post going to end in a 0?

Will I die before my dreams come true

are you done checking?

you can't fire me. i quit.

no

why living?

Should I just go to the bar alone?

>I just to drink not be hit on

will there be a race war?

absolutely not.

>Reroll, nigger

I QUIT

Will TRUMP win?

he already won check

am I only ever gonna be commited to one relationship

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