Hey Sup Forums, I need advice. I'm ugly, but I'm rich. How do I get cutie?

Hey Sup Forums, I need advice. I'm ugly, but I'm rich. How do I get cutie?

Buy one.

I dont know if youre serious but I'll bite: where and how?

Give her money

be yourself
:^)

You're obviously stupid too if you have to ask us

I'll give advice but not for free. How much are you willing to shell out?

I am. so help me

give me money i'll get you a qt german gf 15+ if you're white
pay after you'll meet of course

>inb4 shitskin
i'm aryan

Make money.
Looks work till your 25, then money takes over.

> I'm aryan

but I'm not.

Get good car flash money on her face

how much do you want? be reasonable.

>buy really expensive car
>go to expensive downtown areas
>park and sit on hood
>gold diggers start comming

does that really work even if you're an ugly bastard? im not sure

yes, ive seen rich ass fat fucks get qt3.14s
its disgusting (but id do it if i had the dosh)

i just torrented this book man, changed my life. and with money, my god. shit's not gonna be easy, but for you, it's not gonna be as hard.

cool, thanks man

gana get sluts doe

Ill check it out, thanks. did it really make a big difference?

dont even care at this point

Get a poor friend or friend who's suave with the ladies. He'll get the cuties to come over if he's not an ass.

that sucks.
if you would've been white my cousin looks for a bf she's a 15 yo slim cutie and i wouldn't even take any money tbh if you came here i'm not a pimpscum and don't have friends but like help a Sup Forumsrother out

i'm serious

Just be rich and they'll come to you

yeah its a fucking shame :( tbh its much easier to get any girl if you're aryan

yes it did. it's really just a list of common sense facts and reading/activity recommendations that aren't obvious if you're the kind of autist that hangs out on Sup Forums, but it's all written in a plain, easily digestible format that allows you to itemize and track your progress on things that will make you attractive

alright man I appreciate it, ill get it asap

i don't know i'm just saying that i wont b able to help you dude i'd be expelled 2 if i had a nonwhite gf so

How uggo?

Money takes over at around 19 these days, oldfag.

slightly neanderthal forehad and wide nose, around 5/10. Also, being non-white in a white country doesnt help.

how rich?
Just groom yourself and buy expensive accessories (jewelry, watch, car, clothes, etc.)
Should draw attention of money hungry bitches