ITT: Secrets

ITT: Secrets

I tried to kill myself by running a stop sign while someone was coming. it didn't work, played it off as an accident.

its a thick mushroom

I brought napalm to my exgfs work

I sell drugs to kids, to pay for my own addictions
Also, I've killed over 5 dogs just because

I have cancer that's progressing throughout most of my body. I'm also having heart issues.

I haveny told any of my family. My 26th birthday was this weekend and they'd all break down if they knew I skipped the party for an er visit

fucking a girl to get over my ex, now ex wants to get back together, planning on fucking them both cause why not.
havent been tested in years.

I tried to go to her doorsteps and do whatever was necessary, turns out I didn't have the balls to do it

Fuck you. Twice.

Nobody here knows my real identity, I dissappeared some time ago, New fake passport, fake papers, fake ID, Settled down in another part of the country. New girlfriend. Life's good

Are you able to get any useful treatment, or waiting it out and doing pain management? Any plans?

My boyfriend and I break into churches, dress up in pagan costumes and have sex.

why though?

pics or it didnt happen

Many years ago I bought a bootleg fake iPod from China online because I was going camping with some buddies and wanted music to listen to. I think I might've been 19 or 20.

Anyway, we're out in the woods for like 3 days now and I'm feeling horny af and don't have any fap material. I notice I could've put some photos and video to my iPod but it was too late. But the thing was that the iPod already had some stock videos and photos, sort of like the ones you get from picture frames. There was one of a little girl, maybe 9 or 10, in a white dress trying to catch a butterfly or jumping in the air or some shit. Stock ass photo. And I fapped to it. And I came. Hard.

I've been trying to find that pic to fap to again, and I'm sure it was from Shutterstock or something similar to it

Criminal past caught up

I bite my toenails

I've shot guns in the general direction of people and participated in a couple drive bys. I'd rather not know if I killed people or not.

I'm a closeted atheist. Any me tion of who I truly am would destroy my parents. They're almost 80, so I won't have to hide it much longer. Keeping the "peace" until they're gone.

You should stop this.

I eat my boogers. I'm 24. Anyone else does that?

*mention

No

I kill butterflies in parks near children and yell at them because I have social issues

Yes, I also eat your boogers. They're very salty.

my cousin and I have been having sex together since we were 14 and still do

Both guys, right?

Raped a girl, blamed it on another guy, he's doing time

I often think about murder. But don't do it because of my belief in God.

Worms tickling my Anus turns me on and I jack off when they do it

I'll pick worms out my ass like boogers when I'm bored


I don't take medicine for worms cuz I orgasm like crazy

Nigger detected

My name is Zak Bagans. Lead investigator of the Ghost Adventures Crew. I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video....With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Nick Groff and Aaron Goodwin. The three of us will travel to some of the most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn....Raw...Extreme...These are our Ghost Adventures.

How do you go about getting fake papers/ID etc? I fantasize about disappearing to somewhere in the USA (am Canadian).

firstly, everyone thinks of murder you're not a special snowflake
secondly, nut up. fuck god and believe in yourself

Dude, wanna know what feels really good? Take a .9mm with hollow points in it, point it at your head, and squeeze the trigger!

Why in fuck's name would you come to this divided, hate-filled shit storm of a country? Stay in Canada.

Posted it before, but I'll repeat.

>Have a loving wife and children. Nothing is wrong with our relationship.

>Fetishize the idea of having a sexual robot servant.

>The very first day that they become available to civilians, I'll leave my family and live with my robo-waifu.

But I would die

Very astute observation

Sometimes I like to shoot drugs into my neck

Im lonely. Its getting bad.

Im from europe though. It wasn't cheap at all. The process of disappearing was fucking time consuming but pretty chill once it's behind you. Just got to know the right underworld guys with forging knowledge. US shouldn't be any harder though, Its a big country

that shy we are here senpai :3

Try head-on bus chasing next time

>divided, hate-filled shit storm of a country
Maybe you should go to Canada, pussy. You'd just get in the way of my post apocalyptic fantasy world anyway.

when i was 12 i molested my 9 year old friend while she slept

Wife won't swallow. Make her coffee every morning while she in shower. But morning wood nut in coffee every morning. She's been swallowing for 3 years.

sure why not if that what gets you off friend

There's no guarantee though. Can't afford to raise insurance more than it already is.

UNDERWORLD guys..... muhahahah

Cool story bro, go listen to some slipknot now

I broke caffeine, I quit chewing, I even quit DRINKING for shits sake. I haven't been able to stop doing it. Atleast I'll stop and then start again. Sup Forumsro to Sup Forumsro tell me fucking HOW

A Trump supporter, no doubt. I could make you eat my fuck.

I'm probably going to fuck my coworker. We both have significant others. My fiance is cool with it. It's going to destroy her boyfriend. Honestly I've stopped giving a fuck. If she's going to cheat me saying no isn't going to make her a better person.

got it

>A Trump supporter, no doubt. I could make you eat my fuck.
>I could make you eat my fuck
>eat my fuck
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Oooooooh I see. You entered this thread not to share a secret, but rather to make fun of everyone. Every single dumbass reply to every post is you, isn't it. You're a fucking little nigger. FUCK you.

I get high on home made opiates 3 days a week.

The high lasts for about 15 hours, so half the week I show up to work still high.

I always tell my boss I didn't get enough sleep

I don't vote. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

When I was 18 I had a crush on my sister's 10yo friend ;_;

You think I give a shit? Fuck off moralfag

i feel that Sup Forumsro me too me too

I washed out of the military twice before I even turned 20, and I can never reenlist as a result.

Oooooh. Scary.

when you go I'm going to, just go like nah, maybe later.

I'm glad I'm not alone, she was just so cute :/

I felt like I was doomed to be a pedo but it never happened again

recipe?

It started as me being tired frequently. By the time I caught it, it had already spread throughout my lymphatic system and a few major organs. There really isn't much we can do other than treat the pain and keep going from there.

Not sure how to tell my family. Not sure I even want to. Truth is I've been slowly severing ties with everyone I care about so it isn't as bad. More for me than them if I'm being honest here.

kys

I secretly wish everyone on Sup Forums would go eat a pallet of sweaty dicks.

"Eat my fuck" sounds fucking hilarious. You're still a cock for trying to demonize someone for his political stance. It's cute, really, the way you insult someone by assuming which presidential candidate they support. Like, TOP FUCKING INSULT, bro. TOP fucking insult. You are SO good at insulting others.

I want to see the human race wiped out.

I wanna get fucked in the ass by my friend Chris and have him cum all over me.

is this your special way of coming out of the closet?

There goes my sides.

I wish you as painless a journey as possible, user. Nobody deserves to go down that way. I wish I could help.

i once had a gay diaper experience with my younger cousin

I killed two junkies with my shotgun and then I buried them on my land, I wasn't even fucking questioned. Oh and I also killed my girlfriend for the insurance with a 9mm pistol so as to do it quickly and not get blood in the floor boards or holes in the wall, she is hid in my house's crawl space. Sometimes life takes some weird turns!

>Oooooh. Scary.

Well, I'll be a son of a bitch! You've won THIS argument.

How long do the doctors say you have left?

If nobody else is around I charge to wherever my destination is at full speed.

Ok I'll give it a shot. Thanks my man

Poppy seeds and water. You gotta find unwashed, and you basically get morphine, codeine and a bunch of side shit that makes your body process it slowly.

I don't want to post sources, but eBay seeds are 100% trash, as are branded seeds you'd get at the store

Couldn't care less who user supports. Couldn't care less about anything.
Next.

Has it been 5 years? You're from the "Why am I going to hell?" thread, right?

There's a women buried in my backyard i killed her 3 years ago, lately im having nightmares about that day

As a Chris, I'm suddenly thankful I don't have any friends.

I only masturbate to voyuerism porn

I am the guy.

very nice

I almost killed myself once inside my room without the family knowing

That's top tier porn! Upskirts, toilet cams, hidden masturbation cams, under desk...

thats good bro dont pedo

Meh

Why do people like this have to die of cancer but then people like get to live? Life truly is cold and unfair.

I like the kind where a guy secretly cums on the girl

I'd start doing hookers and blow (or crack). I have $30K set aside for just this eventuality.

yeah those are pretty fuckin hot

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i always wanted to get my sister pregnant without her knowing it was me