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roasting gooks edition

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going to get the big get for ironopolis

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lovely edition

eeeeeeer

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it ain't me

will be doing goth/alt gf 2017 and not asian gf 2017

Have never seen an episode of Doctor Who lads. Am I missing out?

is there a better overall country than japan?

ireland more like shitland

sunsets during the summer are the comfiest thing possible

*it ain't me starts playing*

>want to sign back up to tinder
>download it
>remember i don't have a single photo of me where i don't look like a mong
>remember my unrealistically high standards and ugly face
>remember 3 months of no matches
>delete app
every couple of months i do this

well

Might do a start drinking early

this 13 year old approaches you and asks for bus money
what do

what does it mean when a man's willy becomes hard and stiff?

that katelyn?

>not getting 10+ superlikes a day
How? I dont even use my tinder and i get fucktons of superlikes

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aha little upset gook boy here lads

bhutan

Australia mentioned

si

*walks into Waitrose car park*

ah yes

Wish I was a Jew with 10/10 connections for a well paying job lads

There is precisely 0.00% chance any of you would turn down the opportunity to fuck that qt on the train if given the option
Sick and tired of all this "nonce" talk

see points 3 and 4 of my post lad

>car park
*parking lot

might suck a fucking cock

wew, nice chebs desu

take new photos?

shoot to kill

car passed the mot lads

going to do another 500m
feel a bit sick though, wish me luck lads

bit gay

>i will never have a friend irl like james deans character from rebel without a cause
>we will never stumble through life trying to help each other get through it
>he will never die of a drug overdose
>i will never storm off crying at his funeral and speed away in my car

Take some new photos, use angles, increase the cameras brightness levels manually. It is'nt hard to do photography
Also stop having high fucking standards

FOY

whats with the czech in that thread haha

she was a sweet girl who had a really shitty single mother ""raising "" her, she looked after her two siblings, sometimes going without food to care for them, and fell into the arms of a 19 year old man from several states away, dunno why she killed herself but her time came too soon

is it racist that I don't find asian women attractive

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Drinking alcohol

I only find asian women attractive tbqh

yellow not paki btw

nonce

alright I'm not ok with these yanks. Testing my patience

not a fan of ireland lads

alri turtle

don't stoop to their level

youtube.com/watch?v=UYa6gbDcx18

same. can't remember the last time I wanked to a non asian

bet obama gets around

Really makes you think.

stop anytime now

If you could revive them afterwards, would you kill someone just to see what its like?

I used to be the same but right now i don't find them that great

ayo why you be lookin at that mayo ass bitch?

I'm the same

It's like they're invisible to my libido

going to bed lads
someone tuck me in?

If can get them to consent it would be useful for science. Even if just to confirm from them what happens in death.

i got your picture im coming with you

hopefully I grow out of it

It's not even 5 you lazy shit

>it's a "girls simply cannot handle the banter" episode

*tucks your penis between your legs*
night femanon

why? asians make the best gfs

yeah because you're a dirty chink haha

w-why do you want to roast me f a m?

wonder if vinay misses tim

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/north-korea-endorses-donald-trump-and-rejects-dull-hillary-clinton-a7057681.html

really makes you think

Yea but I mean hypothetically speaking in a social situation gone wrong or something.

He bumps into you at a bar and spills beer on your shoes, so you blast him in the head on the spot. Then when the police arrive everyone is fine and you don't get arrested.

asians seem like they don't enjoy sex

literally, LITERALLY, every single day. There's this one flatmate who cries literally every time she goes out.

i prefer my balls tucked out instead of in

what shall i have for dinner lads?

we won't be free until e cass the kikes

because I am white and it is pretty pathetic for a white guy to have an asian gf

Cringing at that shit.

>better gfs
>nearly all have no ass or tits
ha ha I can't agree with you there lad

*screams like a small child*

>catyank is a gook
sorry lad in you go

>blast
Dont have a gun
>bar
i dont drink so i have no reason to go there

But if i had one revive i'd save it for when i can use it to help someone cos im not a twat who goes round killing

you can share mine, I've got way too much to finish myself. it's your mums pussy btw.

Is it really killing if at the end of the day nobody is dead?

N-no! NO!

*slaps my willy onto the table*
how about.... sausage

reckon having sex with an asian is like virgin sex regardless of gender

*merks you in front of your gf*

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i missed the big get so i'm checking it out with this post haha

gonna need more than a cocktail sausage mate

anyone got the original pic of the big black hand the people keep shopping into images

HOWLING

i see this weird runt every week

bit racist

that's true, although it's not really important to me (low test) though

Who do you reckon would win in a fight?

both of them are allowed to use their holy powers to do battle

Looks like a pretty dapper lad.

right. lama would fuck up pope cuck

without doubt the dalai lama
the pope is literally r*ddit: the man. And the dalai lama used to box

>when a quiz show asks a literature question

literally what's the point?

why does she have a statue? Never heard of her