I impregnated my 15 yo tennis student. How fucked am I and how can I salvage this? She hasn't told anyone yet

I impregnated my 15 yo tennis student. How fucked am I and how can I salvage this? She hasn't told anyone yet

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15:love
match point

>Push down stairs
Profit?

Is she cute

yeah we all believe you

Get out of the country

Keep fucking her until the baby bump starts showing. At which time sell everything you own and move to another country. End up dying in the slums when foreigners don't hire you as a tennis coach. The end.

I wish I was in your position, first world problems

The whole thread has to have been a setup for this punchline.

pics

Well you can convince her to get an abortion or if not, just feed her very high dosages of Vitamin C(?)

KEK

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Did she learn to play tennis?

Not like that'll matter in 5 months

back in the olden days getting an abortion was no big deal

simple:
wife her
groom her
enslave her
break her
forcebreed her
sell babies as loli toys
profit

The pill/ Abortion

Force her to jump off a tree butt wards or just let me Fuck her and put the blame on me c;

roll

>she hasn't told anyone yet

If you're married, just start off the convo with sounding like ur joking.

Say "If there was a dude soooooo hot that no woman should ever pass up, a once in a generation fuck, lets make a deal that we're allowed to do it...

Then wait a couple months and say hey honey...remember that dealeo we made? well...its either a boy or girl in a few months

bapppss

pegue.net/8Kp9

Well, the worst has happened, might as well just keep fucking her. Non-stop

this
nothing feels better than nutting into a busy baking womb

Well you can't get her double pregnant.

Buy an abortion pill and slip it in a sandwich or protein shake

you mean slip it in her bottle, shes 15.

Keep fucking her. Bitch needed to be shown ball movement on the court. Not your fault it started raining unless your name is Al Roker.

That isn't a match point

I bet you're fun at parties

I ain't clicking that shit nigga

I'm sure you are not

Kek

seriously, you wouldn't believe what the toddler sex slave market is actually worth in money.
think of all the peeps with MONEY, who have eaten/drank/seen/fucked/visited/CONSUMED everything legally crazy already.
what do they do to get they next kicks?
turn to illegal ways
i've seen what those people will go in lengths for the next endorphin high

This thread was up earlier

Under rated post

I'm guessing you're older than 18?

Yeah, you're pretty fucked. As soon as someone finds out you're the daddy, you'll have taken your first step to being ass-raped daily in prison for a decade or two and living the rest of the pathetic excuse of a life as a tier 3 sex offender.

As someone who's been there, trust me, you're probably better off dead.

Maybe get her to fuck someone else then blame them

Its not underrated if everyone found it funny, newfag

Ive been here all summer

Underrated post

samefag

that's why you get them before the hair does.

i promise i am not OP

>Move to some shit Asian country, >renounce US citizenship.
>Become stateless
>bang some trannies and travel, >pretend you're doing it for your life experience but you're really just a homeless loser trying to make it seem like you shouldn't an hero
>find shit country willing to grant citizenship to stateless
>begin new life a Nike shoe factory worker

How many times where did you get anal rekage?

Prove it

>tennis
>likes females
Pick one
Also, kill yourself pedo

You do realize cops monitor /b?

Didn't. Got 5 years in a low security Club Fed for cheezy pizza pics off the interwebs.

But OP will do time in a state joint and most of them are Gladiator Schools. He's pretty much fucked to the point of needing a diaper because his mud-cutter got ripped out

Top kek

Wow.

Plan b pill. Problem solved.

>be me
>always wanted to become a cop
>finally 18, been getting in shape for months
>go through police training
>make it through with flying colors
>excited to start my first day at work
>"you're on Sup Forums duty tonight user, sit on this computer for 12 hours and see if anyone says any weird shit"

Only works if the wife: a) can't count, and b) can't hold a grudge. Good luck on b).

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abortion obviously

What do you mean by cheezy pizza pics?

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you're welcome OP

I'd say a net zero?

Made me kek

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you post this thread over and over. Get new material already.

how did you get caught?

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Tell her it's marvelous, and you love her, and will always be with her. That she is the one.
Then, tell her about your common future, how badly you want to marry her.
Then explain to her that if she want to concretise this future, you can't have a baby right now, and she need to abort.
Once she got an abortion, dump her, and kill yourself. If your nutting in a teenager, you should at least put a condom.

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>Cheesy pizza
>CP
>Child porn

Being this summer

bump

How did they catch you?

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Yeah, you missed it. Faggot.

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you have a couple options.

somehow get another guy to fuck her using craigslist or some shit, restart somewhere else and change identity, or just kill her and dispose of the body

Make her exercise a choice faggot. Da' fuq you think Planned Parenthood is for?

fpbp

Kek

you're fucked, pedo
enjoy prison, you child rapist.

Be a fucking man and own that shit. Your life not turning out the way you planned? Oh, well fuck you. Life doesn't happen for you, it happens to you. You have a kid now, accept it, and fucking raise it or deny it and live with the moral consequence of fucking up that girls life. (Or just push her down a flight of stairs. That works too.)

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