I have two identical rashes on each of my thighs. They haven't gone away in months. What should I do, Sup Forums?

I have two identical rashes on each of my thighs. They haven't gone away in months. What should I do, Sup Forums?

Use gold bond and try to lose some weight.

bumping because I have a very similar problem

shower you fuck, i can smell your ass from here

uhm...see a doctor?

b-but at this point maybe a psychiatrist too?

did you shit yourself?
>and checked

lose weight.

You got athletes foot on your crotch you disgusting fuck. Look up Jock Itch

It's from your thighs rubbing together

Also wash the area twice a day before putting it on. Try and wear clean loose fitting clothes as well. If rash last for more than two weeks after doing this go see a doctor.

HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA GROW AND MAINTAIN A GOATEE IF YOU CANT EVEN WIPE YOUR ASS WITHOUT GETTING SHIT ON YOUR FINGERS?!?!?

Yeah, that's chafing. If you've been walking for a while or sitting with your legs crossed, you get those rashes.

its heat rash man get some cream for it all gee

Its a fungus that grows like a ring

It's called "Chub rub" I work outside and when I sweat a lot I begin to rub a lot, sometimes it bleeds. Change your underwear more frequently and keep it dry, try goldbond

Fuck off fatty bum bum ya bloodclaat don't make me come der an smack you's round da head ya ere?

why is your anus dripping? is that cum from your dad's cock because he was fucking you

>that spot
OP...did you fucking shit yourself

You can suck my chub you sub Saharan kuffar

Can confirm as jock itch. If you have athletes foot start putting on socks before you put on your underwear. Get some cream or spray to put on it and it should go away pretty quickly. Also don't itch at it unless you want it all over your junk and asshole. Let it be so it doesn't spread.

God I fucking hope so hot damn

Ur all autistic the patch is obv bait newfags jesus christ

Listen bitch I'm gonna need you to fuck off real quick mmkay?

>ur
>obv
Are you retarded?

SUMMERS NEARLY OVER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

No i just dont give a fuck about spelling a cancer ass site like this one

Eat my dick faggot. I was just trying to let this fat user know that he doesn't have niggeritus or some shit.

Jesus Christ how fucking illiterate are you? Glad summers nearly done you're in dire need of an education

You've got a friction rash, dumbass. I get the same thing because of this thing called your thighs are rubbing together.

>chub rub
Go on a diet fatty

oh and wash your junk and ass with some soap made with tea tree oil... it will help it heal up

this shi is pretty good a little expensive though

>niggeritus
TOP KEK

Also known as your chubby and you have too much thigh fat, may I recommended /fit/

Am a doctor of niggerology can confirm

Oh lord it seems timmy has learned how to use spellcheck and uses words like "illiterate" to sound all high and mighty oh wow tip of the top kek wow

Seriously i can bet you are around the age of 14 and you beat your dick off to flame wars on the internet and you get your little karma reddit points

This is the cancer that killed Sup Forums

Probably your nasty fat thighs rubbing together you hog. Lose some weight and walk more you lazy shit.

>all these newfags unaware that the actual focal point of oo's post is that he shat himself

Op's*

Why is your butthole region so greasy?That's fuckin gross man, take a shower.

>writes a long drawn out post displaying just how upset he is that someone he will never meet made fun of his kindergarten literacy skills
Wow you're so cool and misunderstood, now summers nearly over get preparing for school you runt.

It's so fucking hot I just want to really ya know hmmm

fresh oc

Keep it coming

Hey, dub dumbass. My thighs rub due to musculature unlike the fatass OP.

Where did you study?

Bruh I can lift like 350000000 kilos per finger IM FUCKING SHREDDED BRO YOU WANNA THROW DOWN BRO??!???! YEAH YEAH BRO YEAH

its called jock itch. go to your pharmacist and get an anti fungal cream

Mizzou

Yeah I bet you can, fuckface.

Too bad that pales in comparison to your actual bodyweight

No fucking eay your getting friction rash if your not either:
A)a fat fuck
or
B)you walk heel to toe for fucking miles.

Compton

Learn to shitpost you fuckin dummy

...

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Fuckface.

stop being fucking fat. they are rubbing together fat boy

There goes your career in porn.

it's hot as your ass sweat id seeping into your beta trash cotton undies, id suggest for heatrash goldbond baby power, shower, you fuckin' pleb, and try getting out on a walk every now and again. don't be sitting down, masturbate less, you're aggravating it by tugging the skin, and making your balls chafe it. finally change from cotton briefs, to nylon or loose fitting boxers or basketball shorts. and the Number one thing i could say, is dump a fucking load of cum on your Fuckin' faggot ass.

I'll take the underwear switch under consideration but I walk a lot, 9 hours everyday (because of my job). But I'm so fucking fat because I can't figure out a good diet and excercise regiment that actually fucking works. People tell me every day to diet and excercise but that information is useless when I don't even know what to do or how to go about it? I weigh 163 pounds at 5 feet 5 inches if that helps

How to go about it.*

absolute manlet

163 isn't even bad op, just go running man. Do some pushups. The fuck you need a regimen for? You can keep track of what you do on a calendar if that's what you want to do, but just go outside and do it man

Are you retarded? It's just your legs chafing on each other

dude cmon
bath regularly
wipe your ass
do your fucking laundry frequently
change little parts of your life to be a regular human being
made me look at your dirty underwear and respond/1000

how can i go running with this fucking rash on my legs

So if I run everyday eventually I'll lose the fat? How long should I run for? How about diet? does diet even matter?

jesus christ you're already on the internet.

yes, if you run everyday eventually you will not be fat.

run at least one or two miles.

and as far as diet goes just cut out chips and soda and shit you faggot

> you're already on the Internet
A lot of different source give me a lot of different answers so it gets even more confusing. Anyway, thanks for the advice user, really clears a lot of things up for me.

there are creams and shit so you don't chafe you're legs
just jog around you're neighborhood for like a half hour, that should be fine for a mile or two.
It's literally just calories in vs calories out my child, you probably don't even have to much healthier (though that will help) as much as cut shit like soda and snacks down for water and an apple or two.

Not of that really matters until you commit to it though

Ugh, i have the same thing... but my asshole doesn't leak. Start by actually showering.

Since I've decided to ruin the thread by appearing in the thread seriously I'm going just tell you this. I shat myself on purpose to post this thread.

What the fuck.

Either chubrub or a fungal infection.. Get some antinfungal cream and it'll go away in 4 weeks.

Yeah, I do wild and unpredictable things so I don't have to come to terms with how boring of a person I really am.

fuck running, fuck jogging, how about:

(1) Walking for 45 minutes a day.
(2) Push-ups once a week. Keep at it until you can do 25 in one set. (You'll know what to do once you get there, it'll take a while, but you'll learn alot.)
(3) Avoid all fast food. Shit, you wanna pig out on crap, make it yourself.

Do the above for six months. Then get back to us. It's not much, but you'll notice the difference.

The only issue with that is the second one. I can already do about 40-45 in a set. Where do I go from there?