Okay Sup Forums, if men like breasts so much why didn't evolution give breasts to men?

okay Sup Forums, if men like breasts so much why didn't evolution give breasts to men?

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Basic Darwinism, if Men like boobs and had boobs, they would not need women, and not reproduce.

Something about women having to breast feed and men not so genes and blah blah blah

>why didn't evolution give breasts to men
Clearly you have never been to america

Men dont have babies, thus we dont need to feed babies, thus boobs dont develop. They can with the right hormones.

Some men have boobs. It's evolution. Those of us who are lucky to have boobs are evolutionary advanced.

"Your" mama's boobs.

Nope. Sorry. Try again.

so why evolution didn't give breasts to men so they can breast feed their babies as well?

That's just fatty bullshit, faggy.

Literally can't see any of those tits. Faggot. TITS OR GTFO AND KYS

>breasts?
As in chicken? Bitch you know we ain't made of chicken

Evolution is wrong, all we are son of God, damn niggus.

In the 2000±1000 breasts started becoming a sexual selective thing, that amount of years isn't enough for evolution to take place.

I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN 99% OF THE BASEMENT DWELLING FAT ASSES HERE HAVE A NICE SET OF C CUPS.

Yes, and God created ISIS.

Because it's redundant. Don't be an idiot. Evolution doesn't give anyone anything by choice. It's not an entity. Random mutations happen, if they are benefitial, they are kept. Also men would procreate much less if we had boobs so where is the benefit for our DNA

MEN HAVE TITS YOU FUCKING MORON. THEY JUST DON'T FEED BABIES, THEY FEED THEIR MOMMIES

Because there was already someone doing that. Its not just a human thing, its a mammal thing. Humans are one of the few mammals where the male generally (inb4 nigger jokes) sticks around with the female who gave birth to his offspring.

In most species, after mating season they bugger off. Or in packs, prides and herds they have other duties while the females worry about the young.

TLDR: If humans somehow evolved completely independent of anything else dudes probably would have tits, due to our fairly rare family set up.
But in most of our relatives and ancestors its not something males worry about, they hump and dump.

Shhh now, no need to use your outside voice you aspie

and it's HOT
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Because that would be an evolution fail, men can bear offspring with women, men together do not.

FUCK YOU YOU BOLOGNA TITTED FAT FAG

>random mutation happen
>men who can breast feed their babies will be chosen by women more often
>be 6000 years later
>men have breasts

It wouldn't be a change in humans, it would be way back at the earliest of mammals for a change that drastic. and as explained it would be pointless since mammals where the male takes any interest in raising the young are rare.

this comment is so fucking stupid and probably bait but...
They aren't useful on men, evolution only gives us useful things like apposable thumbs. Also tits or gtfo

trips don't lie

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>men like
>why didn't evolution give
that's not how evolution works
thanks for once again proving that women are incapable of understanding complex ideas and should be excluded from full participation in and benefit from society

What is sexual selection?
Woman don't like man tits. Have you ever heard of gynecomastia? It isn't attractive.

Fuck this. Hijack this thread and turn it into something worth a damn.