why am i doomed to die a virgin?
Why am i doomed to die a virgin?
cause your face is round like a fucking south park character
because you don't believe in yourself
Ur eyes are 2 mm apart ur practically a cyclops
Just find a respectable hooker and don't tell anyone. A lot of them can be really fking cool in the right areas.
LOL
You need to lose some weight, and gain some self-confidence.
Hit the gym, lose some weight. Make some money and be happy. Also escort.
Do you have a job and car?
Because you look like Josh from Drake and Josh.
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You would be handsome if you dropped 20-30 pounds
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because you eyes are in love with each other and you look weird.
but you know if you're that hard up you can always just call a hooker on craiglist to fuck you
kek
no i play guitar though
Because you look like a gipsy John Candy.
You askes this question
oh no you shaved your eyebrows and drew them back on
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byootiful
dont worry op i got ya covered
excellent
Because you look Filipino.
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Get lean and style your hair.
That way you won't die Virgin.
Faggot
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Probably because you look exactly like George Zimmerman
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implying he killed trayvon
You kinda look like that slap happy foreign kid from Jimmy Neutron
Because you severely overestimate how difficult it is to get laid.