Why am i doomed to die a virgin?

why am i doomed to die a virgin?

cause your face is round like a fucking south park character

because you don't believe in yourself

Ur eyes are 2 mm apart ur practically a cyclops

Just find a respectable hooker and don't tell anyone. A lot of them can be really fking cool in the right areas.

LOL

You need to lose some weight, and gain some self-confidence.

Hit the gym, lose some weight. Make some money and be happy. Also escort.

Do you have a job and car?

Because you look like Josh from Drake and Josh.

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You would be handsome if you dropped 20-30 pounds

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because you eyes are in love with each other and you look weird.

but you know if you're that hard up you can always just call a hooker on craiglist to fuck you

kek

no i play guitar though

Because you look like a gipsy John Candy.

You askes this question

oh no you shaved your eyebrows and drew them back on

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byootiful

dont worry op i got ya covered

excellent

Because you look Filipino.

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Get lean and style your hair.
That way you won't die Virgin.
Faggot

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Probably because you look exactly like George Zimmerman

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implying he killed trayvon

You kinda look like that slap happy foreign kid from Jimmy Neutron

Because you severely overestimate how difficult it is to get laid.