Sup Forums I just discovered I have a very hairless, very pink ass and now I want to fuck myself. Is this normal?

Sup Forums I just discovered I have a very hairless, very pink ass and now I want to fuck myself. Is this normal?

Pic related, it's me.

I'm somewhat hairy down there but I still want to fuck myself, it's one of my hottest fantasies

Another pic. Someone help me

I can help but you're gonna need to post more

That's good to hear. Would you rather fuck yourself or be fucked by yourself? This is the hardest part for me.

Why? You get a pretty good idea of what I'm dealing with with those

give us your asl, man

Because you have an amazing ass that i want to fuck now post more

Need to see a few more examples before I can give you my advice.

18 Cali straight, although this has me confused

Do a pic with your legs spread and your cock pointing straight down, and we can give you a better idea whether this is normal or not

ill be flying to LA in NOV for a concert.
22m. im sure i can get some type of loose contact info to you if you are curious.

im straight too, but you've got a nice ass

I guess you have to ask yourself this: if there was another guy with the same look would you fuck him? if so, thats gay, or bi or whatever. But if you just fantasize about yourself period, then you could still just be straight. We think about our own bodies differently than how we think about other peoples.

Post your fucking kik so I can feminize you and make you wear slutty things to accentuate your booty

Are you cut or uncut

he's cut. first pic

fake as fuck. Hair has clearly been shooped.

Cut

Yeah, that's totally normal. You degenerate fuck.

Ah poor thing.

I would still nurse it

Have you tried fucking yourself and actually seeing if you enjoy it or not?

>cut
Well, that's disappointing. I've always wanted to blow an uncut guy--they're so lucky to have their whole dick intact.

Okay, maybe, but what about dat ass tho

I don't know what to tell you besides no. I'll take more pics in a sec keep bumpin

Uncut guys aren't lucky. Cut guys are just unlucky. And scared. And gross. And fat.

>gross and fat

Wouldn't go that far

Ops is definitely not gross

i bet you do not a penis mrs. Girl

>they aren't lucky, we're just unlucky
six of one, half a dozen of the other, m8

>gross
maybe, depends if you're into early 20s geeks with low self esteem

>fat
Nah. My own ass, maybe, but not the rest of me

Hey do I look fat?

more butt

I'm not OP but I can post a few pics of my own butt, if anybody wants

All these (You)s

moar

Still waiting.

Someone give me a suggestion for a pic

but i am uncut and not fat. Look at me. I even have a timestamp

Yeah, sure, why not

spread butt

Yes you're intact, congratulations. No one cares since you're putting down people who had no choice in what happened to them.

Also I'd fuck op over you for sure

forgot pic

I am inexperienced in ass pics so help me out

you are not girl why do you show butt

why you show penis on the Internet????

Sorry shit quality I'll take a closer pic rn

Why not? It's not like I have anything else to do but get drunk and post pictures of my naked ass on the internet--doesn't take a vagina to do any of THAT

>not the picture I posted

Uhhhhhh what

Finger or object in butt

Trap tier

I'm straight but this is bordering for me

Like really. I can tell you like fat bbc slapping your booty cheeks. Give kik

Kill yourself nigger

I'm a trap and I love black dicks so

Post finger in butt for the first time

I am.. was straight but now knowing how girly my ass thinking about that is turning me on like crazy

>that hand-fat

>that bone pressing

youre not fooling anyone with your average sized dick fatty

That really is a perfect and hairless ass. More finger in butt.

Can you take another like this butt showing soles?

Where are you in the world. ?

Cali

What the fuck? This has to be jb

I'm 18

Shame. I would gladly cum over to you and helped you fill your hole...

Your ass is girly as fuck. Yor whole body is feminine. Give me contact slut. Let me force you to bounce your big round perfect ass on huge bbcs

My kik is CurvesB

Don't have a kik, but here's another pic

Wanna fuck self too

You teasing bitch.
I was so ready to make you a snowbunny with that ass.
God I guess I'm saving your pics after all

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Would Sup Forums fuck my virgin boybutt?

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I like your ass but am disturbed by the strange shape and color of your eyes and mouth.

Jesus Christ you fags will never be desirable or fuckable just get over it. I mean look at the ass in the OP. That's an ass. That's a skinny little plump trap ass made for fucking that men want to ravage. You are grown men embarrassing yourselves, put some clothes on and get a job.

Im not gay
>spreads shaved ass to guys
>guys responding about fucking you
im straight
>talking about fucking his ass

HOLY SHIT THATS ME. Do you have the rest of my pics?

I would love to cum in that tight asshole!

I've got a few, yes.

I'll admit the though of being ravaged turns me on, but is my ass not good enough for you user?

Seriously Ill fuck however posted my pic, I'm so fucking horny knowing someone's still fapping to that

Is OP replying to himself?

Anyway, I love those short shorts. wish i looked like that.

Ohhh shit. Same face drawing confirmed op. Good shit user we need more of this godly ass

Well, that pic is pure gold. I look at it every time I go through my folder

I've wanted to see one with your soles showing since I saved these.
Naw, i saved his pics a while back

Where are you though?

I think the op posted those in another thread and this user is reposting. What I am getting from this though is that op is a fucking liar who is just a faggot with a nice ass

I mean, I post this every chance I get.
But replying to yourself in such a way is a bit strange.

Woah, you've been a lot of time without cumming

California. Bay Area. I'll fuck your brains out wearing those shorts.

I don't reply to myself lol...

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This saddens me that I just moved away from Oakland... although I could find an excuse to visit sometime ;3

Not you is it?

those 2 pis are amazing

Im in cali too usually im straight beside lookin at the occasional trap thread. But you do have a nice ass.

Where in cali are you?

What the fuck I'm gay? What the fuck I'm gay! What the fuck?!?!

see

Thanks :)

No but that's pretty hot..

Just about the hottest thing I've ever seen. If I was in Cali I would quit my job to fuck that just once.

This is the last one I got, OP.

This.

:) thanks for turning me on... Just know that as is yours in spirit. And if you come to Cali...

If this is what feminine penis looks like I'm not entirely convinced the whole "traps aren't gay" thing is just a meme...

what about a manly vagina