/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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sup, Dunedin here.

Hey Dunedin, where is the best place to buy pot?

Im a loser neet with no friends dont ask me

Maybe U Otago?

Man, that's so sad. I am coming to Dunedin. You wanna hook up at the Octagon?

Anuddda Dunedin, reporting in

Easier if you know people

Dunedin here as well. Fuck all, just chillin. 'sup with you?
Walk down Hyde St and ask anyone who's around to listen, but I'm also like so yeah, nah, dunno

we could do a meet if you wanted, few of us get together now and again

Here's my problem. I am new to Dunedin. Is that like a place where things tend to get funky?

Auckland here. Anyone selling weed?

Penis, for example.

Thanks

>'sup with you?
fuck all, just spending the night all quiet?

No wukkaz
>just spending the night all quiet?
Question mark has thrown me, are you asking or telling me?
Probs a quiet one for me, anyway. Just chill in here and listen to some tunes

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My sentence structure was shit, was asking if you were just havin a quiet one in. wouldnt be surprised if most dunners students went out on the town tonight.

Yes good citizen. We are selling the Marijuanas. Post us your address.

This song speaks to my soul

Why are IDs even gone?

Well, yeah. I'm not big on going to town. You? Quiet too or heading out?

>heading out?
>neet
>no friends
nah mate just staying in kek. Got some curlers in and my nanna gown on, not in the best shape to cut a rug.

Wellington here. Whatcha playing lately?

bumping with some OC

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Dunedin niggers.
Who else hates that fucking Bird Watchers flat?

Ain't a nzg without that baby

I really hate you.

I feel like they got their sign stolen earlier this year?

dont make me cuck you

>Who else hates that fucking Bird Watchers flat?
I dont know what that is, please inform me.

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Been playing nothing. Keen to get back into Red Dead now that it's on next-gen though.
You? Anything new I'm missing out on?

Hey, boss me to. Verdun, gotta kill the french fam

did any of you cunts see my epic get?

what the fuck happened to shapes? theyre disgusting now. shits got me mad man

how are the first 4 replies less than 700000000?!

because they typed before it happened

Fair cop, sounds kinda comfy anyway.
I'm not in close enough proximity to be bothered. What's wrong with it?

They did, because it was legit a piece of shit sign that a mother would put on her fridge when her retarded son shows her a terrible picture they drew.

Opposite Central Library, beside that pizza place

People just typed so they had a hyperlink to the post when it did happen.

just had my first prostate handsfree orgasm using a cucumber. Fucking pak n' save. cucumbers are $8.99 a kg.

They did it to Milo as well. Illuminati plot to unwind the very fabric of this nation.

I remember seeing it on Flatting Goods, keks

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>Fair cop, sounds kinda comfy anyway.
might even get fancy and make myself a hot choc

picrelated

is this actually a thing? looks disgusting

Payday tomorrow.
How to celebrate?

Shout me a fid

Get a blowie off your favourite prozzie.

Buy weed and have toke

Wear yew at dough?

nah just some user doing what he was told.

dont do what I do

Buy brown and toot or shoot

I am virgin.
I wait for a special time.

Bruh, hit us up. N.E.V

akl

My nigga

If you don't eat food you die though.....
Perhaps I buy some milo

Lol

Just get a $10 gumjob from a worn out hooker.

Dunners spewing... but what up?

Meet you at the top of Baldwin St

Literally or figuratively?

Evenin', found some cuties you might like kek.

Haha silly that's just like Canada because it doesn't exist

Dont play with my emotions like that

I like this new flag

It's pretty good right

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That's not me, but those are hopeless. Weak capacity.
What you even want, fam?

yeah man, First i was like wtfff Juan queyz..

But now im like.. mai nigger

Anyone keen on a meetup?

South D Maccas, half eleven. You know the drill.

depends on where mate

Tea life
Leaf life
Brew gang

Ian's party, etc

You gotta say where, fuckwit.

I'll but out ma USB with unreal

Keen on a bag

Welly here where you at Fgt

Wanna go to Mongolian bbq all you can eat but can't go alone out of solid fear of being that person eating alone in public.

I'm probably coming to NZ for work related reasons in a couple months.
My question is, how widespread is Tinder there?
When I go abroad I usually get to bang a couple girls I find on Tinder, although I noticed that it's harder in some countries.
What's it like down there?

Tinder is tinder
I only match with fat cunts

NZ dicks average at 9 inches, most foreigners who visit don't measure up and get cucked I'm afraid.

depends on where you are, should be fine in the major cities, chch, dunedin, welly and cuckland

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u know the score fgt

For sure.

fucken late again
bunch of furrie's

That's cause you ugly boi

B-but

Do you have rappers in New Zealand?
Do they just copy American shit or is there anything original?
Are they niggers?

I would have u know we are a bunch of moaris and we will fuck u up..

Furry's?? Pls, What u think this is?? Sup Forums

First dubs reply gets to choose how I spend 50 dollars.
Must spend it on shit. Not gib to someone.

I made a rap once

Offer it to a tinder sloot in exchange for head

Find a low-end whore and see how much fifty bucks gets you

Buy me weed

$50 worth of cheeseburgers

Or me