Walk into barts room

>walk into barts room
>see him cuming in lisas asshole
>strangle bart to death
why you little...

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>feels Bartman

Hahahahahahahaha

thanks fam

>moe rapes marge
>barney burps

...

>Burns dies
>Smithers blows the corpse
>diddly

>radioactive man dies of colon cancer

>Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney shoot up the school

>Chief Wiggum recieves report of rape at isotope stadium
>Mr Burns had done it
>the power plant had won it
>Roger Clemens fucking all the while

>Flanders goes full blown cult leader
>continually and brutally rapes Rod and Todd

Little did the kids know when Homer put his cum into Barts Birthday Cake

>first ever Springfield marathon
>Mr. Plow

>Cletus's pedo ring exposed, Dr Nick Riviera also implicated.

>trapped in a serbian serial killers house
>old serbian dubbed simpsons episodes have been playing for days while ive been tied to a chair
blyadj

>Hans Moleman dies of aids.
>Duff Man gets wasted and drops the N word at the funeral.
>Dr Hibbert is upset.

>dr hibbert saves circumsized foreskins form the maternity ward and takes them home regularly to fry up some baked penis skins

This is the best

marge gets into pee play

> Apu gets deported
> Thank you, don't come again

>Apu joins ISIS
>Beheads Lionel Hutz

They wouldn't be baked if their fried ya fucking shitlord

millhouse jacked off at krusty burger and was caught by kent brockman who helped him finish

>Steve Barnes takes over Kwik-E-Mart
>Sanjay takes him hostage and decapitates him the first day

grow up dude

>Only when 3000 ft/lbs of 12guage buckshot went through Homers skull did he realize that murdering his family and suicide would send him to eternal hellfire

>Skinner rapes Ms.Hoover
>Blames Willie
>Willies hangs self in broom closet.
>Body found by Nelson
>Cums

>ft/lbs
>not using Newtons

Please leave

>superintendent chalmers is tied up in the basement pulp fiction style with skinner as the gimp and skinners mom with strapon as Zed

>George Clooney guest stars.
>Rapes Mrs Lovejoy.

>Tire Fire collapses
>burning tires roll around town starting fires
>police "Too tired" to help

Trying to bring logic to this bread? Go back to tumblr shitlord.

reverned lovejoy castrates himself onstage at church and throws his bloody viscera into the horrified audience

Fallout boy finds a drunk Marge.
She dies of ovarian cancer
Homer blames himself

>Outbreak of Aids in Springfield.
>Angry mob burn down hospital so it can never happen again.

>homer violently eats barneys vomit after raping moe in the taverns bathroom

nelson has gender reassignment surgery and lets the grown men at moe's bar go to town on his tight new bussy

Hello mother dear

selma dies of pancreatic cancer

Brilliant.

actually would happen in Simpsons universe.
>They try to light a fire three times, but the collective sputum of their AIDS related illnesses keeps dousing the flame.
>Herman has AIDS related leprosy for some reason and loses his other arm.

I think that would be milhouse

>Sideshow Bob kidnaps Lisa to lure Bart
>Brutaly rapes her
>Bart is lured into trap
>Forced incest, Bart enjoys it secretly
>Cums

I see you've been reading my diary

lisa gets a pony again and cant control her carnal lust. she later orders a horse dildo online and is caught using it by homer, who has been going through her emails, and suspects her of beastiality fantasies

If anyone was gonna shoot up the school in The Simpsons, it'd be Milhouse

>murdered ned diddly flanders
>home home
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>Milhouse brutally rapes Lisa outside Krustyburger
>Lisa forced to keep child by Rev Lovejoy
>Baby raped and killed by sexually repressed Tod next door

>Homer discovers the joys of transexual autoerotocism
Oh wait... they already made that joke.

is this currently the best thread on Sup Forums?

>Frank Grimes Jr murders homer
>Gets his grime over his corpse

>marge begs homer to let karl fuck her bareback because she doesn't want to die "never feeling a hot nigger cock pumping my wet hole full of silverback ejaculate".

>bart is falling behind in social studies.

>Chalmers develops a subordinate homoerotic fat fetish which is compounded by the fact that keeping it a secret from his wife makes it that much hotter for him and years of seeing Skinner's "rod up but" lame rule following has turned Chalrmers into a germophobe
>Is sexually turned on by the act of washing
>Kidnaps Bart and feeds him like Hansel and Gretel
>Insists Bart wash himself even when he's too far to move
>Ejaculates and rubs the cum into the folds of Bart's fat, till it coats his glistening skin
>"Now that's what we call a SKIN-NNNNNER"

Yes

...

>Bart falls out of treehouse after raping Milhouse again
>Bart now paralysed
>Everything's coming up Milhouse
>Milhouse rapes Barts still body
>Burrys Bart alive
>Takes Lisa as sex slave as he is now the alpha

>Frink invents flying dildo.
>Fucks Arnie Pye in the sky.

kek

>Bleeding Gums Murphy murders Lisa
>Rips out Lisa's brittle jaw and places it in own mouth

fucking kek

>Monorail track bends and causes death of many Simpsons friends

>Moe looks up scat fetish websites after bar close and develops an unhealthy obsession with consuming human excrement.
>Unable to control his fecal desires, he begins defecating into coffee filters and secretly straining the drippings into the drinks he serves at the bar.
>One by one, his patrons begin to fall deathly ill with dysentery. Lenny, Barney and Homer are hospitalized.
>Barney's liver, being severely weakened from decades of alcohol abuse, succumbs to the disease at the age of 39.

>Skinner has vivid nam flashback during assembly
>Opens fire on children
>Takes their soft skin
>Skinner reclaims his name

>Rabbi Krustovski is sent to Auschwitz
>Krusty rapes Rainier Wolfcastle as revenge.
>Troy McClure narrates the documentary.

It's true

>Troy McClure, obsessed with fish, inserts carp into a sleeping Selma's crusty vagina

honestly if we didnt live in such a unfunny nigger world today i think this could be a simpsons episode

>Homer kills bart for falling behind in social studies

>Lisa fucks his dead body

>Mr Smithers, forever disturbed by his fathers death and repressed sexuality, masturbates to completion and jumps off Springfeild Gorge to his death

>mfw reading this thread
thanks guys

Now screenshot it and put it on Reddit or something

did you get a boner during the thread?
i sure did
>i wish homer would suck me off

Nice.

>Fat Tony has Martin Prince whacked for being a little faggot.
>Legs and Louie frame Drederick Tatum for the murder
>Race war starts.
>Lenny stabs Carl.

Is that how you make Steamed Ham?

>lisa has a stroke
>bart can't stop making fun of her
>homer is surpised he wasn't the one who got one
>marge is very concerned
>lisa is just tired and slow
>lisa goes home and finds no comfort in anything
>poor motor skills and lack of ability to produce words
>begins painting, because she lacks the motor control to play the sax
>enters teenage years
>only paints gaping assholed errupting with dicks and cum
>milhouse is never once seen again after she had a stroke
Yeah it sucked because it was a lisa episode, get over it.

kek