Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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>claimed

pathetic pieces of shit

Claimu
I assume it was something very troublesome though

The doc is in, and can fix your broken bodies! Your broken hearts are another story.

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Still around, not doing much.

I've yet to see that pic, it's nice.

Claimed

Perfection is impossible to achieve in the real world, so it must be in the fictional world right?

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Shit.
Just my average feeling of disgust because Shiro will never be real and wouldn't even approve of me.
That it is.

Probably so. Than again maybe not. You be the judge.

I want to hold the Togame's hand

Can I hold the Togame's hand?
Hi.

But what about your dreams?

Woah too far

What dreams?

1 day? before your back in school? it's gonna be so nice not having your cancer here. That's right I still call people cancer because it's not cancery at all to say that term over and over like a fagget, like chen.

No, she's mine

You can't stop me

The dreams you see in your sleep, or perhaps just deep in your thoughts.

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I don't dream in my sleep. What about my dream though?

Perfection goal that changes. Can chase, but never catch.

>hand holding
You absolute madman

THE Gaylord, rynogt4

Sorry

Im back, fell asleep for a minute there.

Do you have a favourite?

Oh, that's a big shame, maybe you can get lost in thought while listening to music.

I was speaking of your dreams of Shiro.

Morning.
A nice insight. A dream.
How are you, Akiko?

A favorite what?

What the fuck.

I've always wondered. Is "Galil" Hebrew for something? It sounds like it should be.

A favourite galil...

Did you see my break down guys?Did you see it? I screen capped it. I wen't so autism! Omg look guys. Have you seen my banter vid? It's so kewl! Just adding fag memes to my banter vid! banter banter banter banter ohayo banter banter fagget fagget I'm a fagget.

did you just

i think he

say about me

It's just the designers last name, like Kalashnikov.
Oh yeah, the ARM definitely, although the Galatz is pretty cool too (and if made 922r compliant, US legal)

Life is pain. So is the feel of not being able to hold hands with your waifu

The dream lives on.
I wish I could focus more on what I should be doing
How are you?

Any plans for the day?
I suppose outside of sleep, I dream of being with Shiro. Yea, I'm listening to some music.
I listen to a lot of Bedhead these days, they're my favorite band after all.
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can't believe he

D O U B L E D U B S
But aw. Damn.

This thread is full of broken.

I think I belong here.

*rubs head*
We all belong here

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Motivation is tough sometimes. Though it'll get to you eventually.
I'm good, might sleep soon.
Just work,so pretty lame on my part. You?

I'm back

Welcome back

Just what I needed.
>i unironically, truly, still like this song

I guess. This thread specifically.

>your waifu will never rest her head against your chest
I weep

Nothing.
>i never do anything

He also helped design the Uzi and his first name is Yisrael, which is funny to me.
I don't, but Im here because I like you guys
Privyet

I am awake now

But I'm still tired as hell

Well that's good to hear i guess, that song is very calming.

>Yisrael
Kekkles. Also, is it stupid that I'm considering a .308 semi for my first rifle when the only other round I've fired is 5.56mm NATO and even that was only 20 rounds?

get

Thanks, boat.
Hello, comrade?

Bedhead's whole discography is very calming, I'd recommend checking them out.

Back from driving my friend to his job class. Time to lay down.

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This thread is nice, I don't mind having nothing to do with my days now
These people are all right people. I like it here

>tfw you accidentally take several kills as Leona support and the carry goes under fed

Nah, it isn't like with a S&W 500 where you can accidently shoot your face and if the recoil is too harsh, you can sit it down for a little bit or use weaker ammo.What rifle you thinking about?
How are you tovarish?
>Eyebrows over hair
Triggered

Forgot pic

Cirno claim!

An M14 clone. Norinco product, I believe. I'd have to replace the stock though. Polymer furniture is lighter but it bugs me.

I guess i should at some point when i want some peaceful music, but i have to go now.

See ya!

Cirnobyl was a terrible accident you can't claim a nuclear reactor!

It should have come a few hours ago

>tfw you will never take your waifu to a carnival and watch her smile as you buy her ice cream
I cry

Hallla Vigil

It's always the support's fault

Wasn't it "TheMagnificentNui"?

You dufus

Hello my second favorite doctor

Good bye! Have fun

Goodbye wonderful.

>Triggered
That's poor gun safety!

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Pretty good. How about you?

Что ты сказал, сволочь?

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It's alright.
Patience is a virtue. No matter the wait.

>you will never witness the collision of the milky way and andromeda together with her
>you will never hold hands as you're ripped apart by the expansion of the universe
>you will never witness the death of the last white dwarf while locked in embrace

Fuck.

I was the support...

But our top lane trundle didn't do so well either

Shizuru!

Yeah, I hear those are pretty popular in Canada and so they've got to be good.Also wood a best, polymer a shit.
Oi, watch it ublyudku.
Original joke!
But I laughed anyway.
I'm alright.

STRONGET!!!

shhhhiiiiiiiiittt

Is it?

That actually made you laugh? Woo!

I'm so glad my gf isn't an image of a Chinese cartoon on a computer screen or a fucking pillow.

Pic related it's what an actual relationship looks like and not jacking off to your computer screen to cringy Asian drawings

FRAN!
Exactly. Polymer is excellent if you're purely a competition shooter, but I want this weapon for fun and for SHTF. Polymer furniture doesn't hold up well where I'm going. Wood can be used to bash in nigger skulls. The issue would be finding or manufacturing a replacement.

I'm not the arschloch who forgets to attach pictures, now am I?

How are you?

Oh, where are you going nigger hunting?

Hey Fran. What's up?

I suppose. Waiting on the good times eh?

Holy fuck that's way too relatable

>play cdr tank vel'koz support
>play ad crit thresh support
>carry harder than your retarded adc
That's how I win my games
>our top lane trundle
Wait... what's a top lane?

Fuckin autism hahaha

Plus wood is sexy as shit. Seriously, just google "wood mp5".
Also wood is heavier, and heavier=less recoil.
I'm sure its happened to you before pedik.
>>>/suicide/

When SHTF and they start fucking around in my fucking woods.
I'm not sure whether or not that's a meme, but it almost makes sense that the same round has more trouble pushing a heavier weapon into my shoulder.
>mfw I've seen people rubbing their shoulders after firing a C7

Not much, just finally getting around to reading the GATE manga, and more of Legend of the Galactic Heroes

Leona can't get that much damage, aside for the overpoweredness of sunfire cap and the first of her W

Where the scrubs live, even if I mained top once and still play it sometimes

Nah m8

>mom's house
only for now.
>mom's credit card
I buy MOST stuff other than groceries on my debit.
>no job
I currently do consulting/contract work, and am working on a website
>filthy teeth
Nah. damaged, yes; filthy, no.
>no brushing
No, I brush at least once a day. would make sense to do more if I didn't eat constantly, and often before sleep
>fat
k, you got me there.
>hentai
Yes
>fleshlight
no. But if I was gonna get something like that, I'd try to make a doll or something.
>hug pillow
Not yet
>that much manga
I wish, but I've been saving a lot of my cash for the website launch
>adidas
No, I wear generic, nameless shirts
>fucked hair
Only sometimes.
>neckbeard AF
No, as much as I don't shave REGULARLY, I shave enough that I don't get too much. Don't like facial hair.

>Leona can't get that much damage
Lichbane + Assload of AP. Who needs tankiness when the enemy team is ded?

Damage control

Good Morning Everyone!

tfw you haven't played league enough to know what any of that means.

>Damage control
Nah, just felt like responding. Last person didn't respond when I called him a bastard in Russian after the "Cirnobyl" comment."

Its 100% science dude.Why do you think LMGs are heavy as shit? If something weighs more it gets pushed less man.
>insert Gersh Kuntzman meme here
You rogonosets.
>Doesn't like facial hair
Woman or trap detected.
Damage control

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