Nice costume faggot, did your boyfriend make it for you?

>Nice costume faggot, did your boyfriend make it for you?

Damn . . . 2002 sure was a different time.

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it was before 9/11

nah man, that was just Randy being Randy

I couldn't believe my eyes when Sandman went on a rant about jews leeching of healthcare.

I CAN SEE YOUR TINY LITTLE DICK YOU FUCKING HOMO BOY COCKSUCKER

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>Crap, crap, crap, megacrap. Holy shit parker did this fall out of your ass after Darnell's dick disembarked your little chococherry? Gimme something i can use you twink asshat!
JJ was a very angry man.

A better time desu

I hate Cena and Reigns

>Wanna know how i got Rosie? I read her poetry. Her favorite poem was "Steep rectal rage II". I first read it to her after she took a flask to the face and my load on her box.
Raimi went a bit too lewd for my liking

>Dontel, hurry!

What did he mean by this?

>chococherry
fucking hell...

Yeah, who the fuck is Dontel?

>You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!

Too far Raimi

Just get something to hold the door.

Spidey said it, ya fuckin' gomer.

>2002
>before 9/11

>Come here. Parker, what do you know about high society?
>Oh... well, I...
>Don't answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You're all I got. Big party tonight for an American hero, my wife's son the astronaut.
>Could you pay me in advance?
>[Jameson laughs hysterically for a few seconds]
>You serious? You don't think I see what you're trying to do here, Parker? You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some fucking kike tries to fuck my mother? It's never gonna happen Parker, fucking forget it, not on my watch, not while I'm in this building. I will fucking cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my workplace with your Jewish, nigger-loving, hippie bullshit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fucking Kabbalah reading motherfucker. Get the fuck out of my office

What was Raimi thinking

He meant before 9/11/2003

What happened 9th of November that year?

The world really has changed since then.

This is literally what 13 year olds do, I hope you're proud of yourselves.

The movie was filmed before the 9/11, remember the first trailer? the twin towers were there.

It was filmed before 9/11. The first teaser trailer got banned because it showed the twin towers.

>he doesn't appreciate the post-irony

Back to meme school for you kiddo

nah, the trailer was after 9/11
it was just Raimi being a madman trying to trigger people by putting the towers there

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>AHHHHHHHHH, IT'S RAPING ME, IT'S DESTROYING MY INTERNAL ORGANS

Jesus Raimi, I thought this was a kids movie.

It wasn't banned, they just decided to pull it because it would be in poor taste to show spider-man catching criminals in a giant web between two buildings that had recently been destroyed in a terrorist attack.

>"I swear, May, If I see one more nigger walk down this street tonight I am going to blast them back to africa!"

the fuck?

Typical example of Raimi trying to cram too much into one movie.

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Spiderman: Homecoming better have the same JJJ.

>Looks at MJ getting sexually abused by her father
>She runs out crying
>Peter goes out to put the trash out and finds her crying
>They talk about how she wants to be an actor
>"Wow, it must suck being a cumdump for your dad, but at least a worthless cunt like you can do porn"
>Goes back indoors smiling

WHAT THE FUCK?

Half true. Raimi's intention was to recreate the 9/11 attacks with Spider-man saving the day by breaking into the planes mid-air, defeating the "filthy dune coons" (as scripted) and using his webs as breaks for the planes (which was later redone as the train scene). The story would then be about Spider-Man being targeted by the kike media after he had foiled their plans. With the Green Goblin obviously acting as the head of the Jewish conspiracy that he had to defeat.

Sadly, due to time constraints and disagreements with the producers Raimi had to settle for just dropping the twin towers entirely.

>"Hey peter, I don't mean to bother you...I know your a busy young man now..."
>"I'm not busy at all, uncle Ben. What do you need help with?"
>"...I just thought... maybe you could help me clean the street of some niggers? If it doesn't bother you too much... I'll pay you..."
>"You never have to pay me to kill niggers, uncle Ben."
>"Thanks, Peter. Knew I could count on you."
Why was this in the film?

>Naming a character that hunts black people "Uncle Ben".

SLOW DOWN RAIMI