How to make a sex toy out of ordinary household items?
How to make a sex toy out of ordinary household items?
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wait until you are not underage and go buy one
Money is an ordinary household item. You can take that to a sex shop and exchange it for a sex toy. Lifehack!
Rubber glove + sock + electrical tape.
Youre welcome.
sauce pls
also try a rubber glove, two sponges and a cup to hold that shit in.
Got sauce on that picture?
But I'm not underage. Don't really like ordering shit online and I'm not going to a sex shop, since that'd fucking kill me. Also, I'm a poorfag.
For some people.
Sauce nigga
Put a onahole on a mirror so you can go fuck yourself
get a cup of sand insert penis. good as the real thing
You can also roll up a blanket or a couple towels, fold them in the middle, stick the cup in, then fold it over itself. Use tape or a belt to hold it together.
Or if you're looking for a dildo: sharpies are good. If its too thin, use one as a core, put socks or other cloth around it then duct tape it all together, cover with plastic wrap or a condom.
Your welcome op
Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough
got sauce
Ashlyn Rae - Black Stockings Cabin Attendant
thank me later
wtf, do we Europeans have to stick a 220V-enabled glove up into your ass?
I'll try that.
"Ashlyn Rae cabin attandent air international" should find you something.
I think it is as simple as just putting it in your ass.
Translation : I am underage, my mom doesen't like ordering online and I'm not allowed into sex shops. Also I've just ran our of GBP.
>p
just dont forget lube or it'll get painful
Fucking kek
wtf, it freezed my benis, ouch!
Buy a Visa gift card. You can buy online with no risk. Not that there's any risk these days anyway, at least with sites like Amazon. Get a tenga egg or a fleshlite.
how about a cucumbre
it's spelled W-U-T-E-R-M-E-L-O-N, gay nigger!
DONT DO THIS! REPEAT, DONT DO THIS, IT CREATES NERVE GAS!
Thank you sir!
just buy a silicon stroker they're pretty cheap and usually open ended so they are reusable and easy to clean i got one of these for about £8 and aside from it being a tight fit initially its pretty good
No, it's because I'm a poor fucking neckbeard who doesn't have the balls to walk into sex shops.
Thanks for the tip.
prison pussy:
>take rubber glove and fill with lotion.
>wrap glove with dish cloth but leave open end hanging out a little
>fit rolled up cloth with glove into a sock
>?????
>profit
BONUS - cock will be super smooth
1. get game pad
2. get pad vibration program like x360ce
3. leave pad in genital area
4. hands free orgasm
I have mad a fleahlight with the tube of toilet paper inside put some soft piece of a shirt grab a durex put it in soft cause hard dpnt fit n get hard inside the tube feels really good
>doesn't have the balls to walk into sex shops.
What do you think is going to happen? Most of the customers are old pervs.
nigga its called a fifi
this.
no one gives a fuck that youre there. anyone else shopping is there for the same reason. people working there just want to make a sale.
man up, nigger.
yeah but he's underage and will get kicked out
>sell the household items
>buy sextoy
>win
Silicone stress ball. Poke holl through middle.
I don't know, guess I've got brain problems.
I couldn't even get a barber to cut my hair. So instead, I cut it myself. Now I look even more stupid than before.
that's not how it works you autist . _.
alright you 4 inch lol
This is an 18+ website
>get a bucket
>pour in some chlorine
>pour in some bleach
>mix it around for a bit
>stick your face in the bucket and just start huffing it
The chemical reaction triggers your brain into being super horny, its amazing.
You're so cool. Do you also live on the tip of the edge? Or on the edge of the tip?