Usa

>usa
>5th

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>uk
>no medals despire taiwan, kosovo, vietnam, philippines, kiwis etc having won medals already

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>simpleton murrilards so basic you can predict their rection to everything
>OP, already did
>post reaction anyways
Fucking pathetic m8

>i'm going to mention it first so no one calls me out for throwing stones in my glass house

Get a fucking clue, Sweden.

NO!! NO!!!!! DELETE THIS!! WE WILL WIN MORE MEDALS!!! JUST WAIT!!! DELETE THIS NOW!!!!

>having fewer medals than Kazakhakakahstan and Ubekibekibekistanstan

Just wait for the 18 swimming golds they are guaranteed to win. Seriously, why are there so many swimming medals.

What's it like down at the bottom of the table amerififths?

>only meme events so far
>heats today in the real events, medals to come later
This happens every olympics, winter and summer, but once the USA starts taking medals there is no stopping us ;^)

wait until the competitive sitting down on expensive equipment starts, we dominate that.

>DAMAGE CONTROL

WE JUST LOST FENCING TOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

enjoy it while it lasts

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so pissed. No. 1 in the world vs fucking 11 and he chokes.

perpetual losers

>amerisilvers

>poo ess ayy

IIRC we shat the bed hard in Sochi

>*inhales deeply*

A M E R I S I L V E R S

I'm sorry, but we're actually 6th now. Jokes on you, OP.

>democrats continue to strengthen their vicegrip on the country
>country gets worse with each passing Olympics
like pottery

>damage control
>none of the events the US takes seriously, except maybe indoor volleyball

>swimming events are BASICALLY OVER
>silver medals everywhere

americans on suicide watch

update this ranking, we got another
>amerisilver

China wirr grow larger

>swimming events are BASICALLY OVER

But they aren't. Only 4 of 34 swimming events have been decided so far.

>swimming
>not serious
>swimmer literally carrying your flag

We've got a guy who smashed the world record (which was his too originally) in swimming, and that was just to qualify.

Also we've got Andy Murry in tennis, so that's 2 golds pretty much guaranteed.

Australia on goat watch

>playing at home
>losing at everything

there's no excuse now

>W-we're gonna win something just w-wait!

you'll win in football at least

Bangladesh will do better than the UK.

Indeed. They swim for medals tonight.

Hey cool, I didn't even know we sent a team to the Summer Olympics.

Shit...

by your luck adam will have a heart attack and drown

Don't even joke about that m8...

>Escaped shark in the pool or some shit

Is this like your first Olympics or something? Swimming goes on for like the entire first week. I assume Australia will sweep them though. Got their shit together after their London fiasco.

>His country isn't the all time leader in tug of war
Are you even trying rest of the world?

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