I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
jesus man. ask her when she is off work, and take her out. she is either just in a good mood, or likes you.
Camden Martin
Was she fuckable? Why didn't you attempt to seduce her? She clearly wanted it, bro.
Julian Jackson
Ugghh, you are one of thos guys huh. Well, no one cares and you should kys.
Dominic Hill
maybe quit ramming cheeseburgers into that disgusting fat gut of yours Randy
Nolan Butler
I work at McDonald's and I dont really care about where people eat there food. It makes no different to me.
David Reed
kill yourself faggot. stupid shit copypasta
Blake Brooks
Was kinda cite but I wanted to listen to my audiobooks. Maybe I'll all her number next time.
So do you think its OK to eat in your car or should you be in the restaurant ?
Juan Cox
U must weigh 300 pounds u fat faggot
Dylan Bell
Wherever you want.
Aaron Taylor
Eat wherever the fuck you want; none of her fucking business.
You should seriously get her number though because she is showing signs of wanting a knobbing.
Parker Moore
old af pasta
Cameron Brown
b8 or absolute, irredeemable sperg
Thomas Price
the faggot OP was most definitely eating some old ass pasta.
Grayson Wood
* their
Xavier Baker
Shit Tier pastaloli
Brayden Gutierrez
You genuinely sound autistic, not even in a sarcastic way. Autistic or British, Anyway, I personally find it nice when employees are friendly and seem to give a damn, it's especially nice if you run into them later and you recognise each other. That said its Macdonalds, the scum that work there seem a bit soulless at times.
Camden Sanchez
It's a fucking copypasta, dumbass
Tyler Foster
why keep posting this pasta. make a fuckin new one or some shit faggot
Andrew Collins
No this actually happened to me 3hrs ago. Fucking dumb ass.
Alexander Clark
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Jacob Hall
I missed this copy pasta. Its one of the better ones.
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Jason Garcia
All those words and you could have just said "I have autism"
Sebastian Brooks
OP is a dumb fuck who thinks anyone cares about his neurotic disorders.
you must be new here, this is a repost, from like ten years ago
Josiah Taylor
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Blake Kelly
if it were new it wouldn't be copy pasta... dumbass
Evan Brooks
i hate being stared while eating, i am a lefty and hold forks like a retard
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Matthew Wilson
OP you need to follow your instincts here. All these shitposters are trying to fuck with your head but you're right on. She's clearly stalking you and might be part of some program working with corporate and the government to keep tabs on you. You need to take a preemptive strike here, they're obviously getting closer to you and aren't even afraid to flaunt it (she spoke to you in person to send a message obviously). Follow your instinct, you know what you need to do.
>being so new you don't recognize moderate-level copypasta
pasta is from another board; I want to say /soc/. They realize the same guy has posted multiple similar threads and call him out. fag tries to defend his autism
Luke Jackson
No its not happened 3hrs ago to me.
Austin Parker
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Samuel Wright
she was just curious you sociopathic idiot, enjoy your car smelling McShit and your cold
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Brayden Carter
stale pasta, and the stupid newfags will reply still.
Kayden Hall
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Dylan Anderson
Topkek you can't even understand what he's saying. Also it's new it happened today.
Sebastian Evans
lekekeke xddDDDDD
Connor King
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Lincoln Long
I know we say it a lot here on /b but here's a reminder why we do: this guy. Pure fucking autism goddamn.
Jack King
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Nathaniel Davis
what does it feel to remember some random shitposting posted 10 years ago ?
Cameron Brooks
I actually do enjoy this level of autism, it's amusing actually.
Charles Gomez
This girl is being nice and remembers you, and what you get out of it is a dilemma about where to eat? Have you been diagnosed with Aspberger's? Have you even been tested?
Carter Garcia
Here's what you do.
Throw an extreme comment at her that gives her the choice to either follow with an action or an inaction.
Like
"After I eat this burger you gave me in the parking lot, I want to eat you out. Come to my car on your next smoke break" Then drive off.
She then has a choice to come to your car or not. If she does thats awesome. Fucky fuck time.
If she doesn't then what you said offended her extremely and she won't ever bother you again.
Its a win win Bro.
Justin Cruz
Happened today...
Jack Thompson
She's a normal human being ?
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Jack Robinson
please leave my Sup Forums
Angel Thomas
anyone else miss the old-school grilled chicken and the corresponding sandwich?
this "artisan" crap is fucking stupid. i don't go to mcdonalds because i want a gourmet, 5-star dinner. i want cheap food that's good enough - but i honestly like the old stuff better anyway
Noah Diaz
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Justin Johnson
This copypasta was in a vocaroo thread once. That's how I learned the words "obsequious" and "faux pas" and how to pronounce them. It's nice.
Ian Wood
No I'm a kiss less virgins that likes females.
Joshua Cruz
Does anyone have this gif without the OP tag?
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Connor Russell
This pasta is so old only mold is left.
Isaiah Lopez
you sound autistic as fuck. not at all because you eat at the parking lot, a lot of people do that. you just sound very aspie.
don't ask her out, it sounds like you'll make an idiot out of yourself. she was just being a nice person.
Kayden Lopez
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Robert Lopez
Do you realize how many calories the person in this story is consuming?
It's enough to gain weight. And not in a good way, unless they're spending literally 4 hours a day working out and training hard.
Grayson Murphy
Had to scroll waaaaay too far down to finally see if someone would call it out. Sup Forums these days....sheesh.
Ayden Phillips
Not pasta sorry. You're mistaken cause this happened a few hours ago.
Leo Thomas
>Make a new pasta That's...not really how it works...
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Jackson Allen
welcome to america
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Caleb James
Refer to
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Christopher Diaz
>audiobooks
I know this is a pasta thread but it got me thinking: is there anything more autistic than audiobooks? Unless you're blind, old as dirt, or a bored truck driver, why not just pick up the book and read it? It seems like the grown up version of story time with mommy.
Wyatt Cooper
Reminds me of a time McDonald's tried doing some gimmicky burger with a black bun. It used some very dark green food coloring, so people's shit came out green and freaked everyone out.
Daniel Jones
+1
Sent from my Android phone
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Kevin Morales
Was that for black history month or St Patricks day?