Cast the movie about your life, Sup Forums!

Cast the movie about your life, Sup Forums!

You must be so terribly lonely.

Is this a dramedy?

>only two love interests

sounds right up Sup Forums 'tfw no gf' alley

I can't even begin to comprehend how ugly you must be.

>no queen larson as your fwb from college you like to get high with

>half of the cast is from capeshit

DROPPED

I cast ryan gosling for every single role he can just stand in a room and yell every line

>no black friends
OP confirmed for hating women

Do the actors have to still be alive? Personally I believe only heath ledger is capable of portraying me

I have a reoccurring dream where Saoirse Ronan is just staring at me as we lay on a bed. Remorse emoting from her face.


Not going to lie, I always wake up feeling guilty.

>if Heath was alive today, he would be in a capeshit

it hurts familia

>My Dad used to put a cowboy hat on me and fuck me in the ass

i have a reoccurring dream with sersha too but trust me mate, remorse is the furthest from the emotion she is feeling at that moment

Ryan Gosling as Me

Are you retarded?

so who do you pick at the end of the movie, user? lizzie or sea horse?

I think it's my consciousness telling me I'm a truly despicable human being.


The dream always happens after I've done something to push my loved ones away.


But thank you for sharing your wet dream

>disgust
>shame
>self-loathing
>intense fear
>suicidal depression
>nausea

Your consciousness looks like Saoirse, huh? Does it speak in Irish accent, too? And what exactly happens when you lay on your bed there, hmm?

done.

I don't want to search pic
>Me
Aiden Gillan (I'm serious)
>Mom
Shakira
>Dad
John Goodman
>Best Friend
Micheal Cera
>Crush #1
Ellie Kendrick
>Crush #2
Gwineth Paltrow
>Nemesis
Chris Evans

>cast best girl as his sister

is this some french incestual kino, or are you a homo?

Replace all with empty spaces

Dissatisfaction?

It's nothing sexual. Hell sometimes I'd call it a nightmare. She just stares with either judgemental anger or remorse and I feel intense anger and shame.

its a dream, you don't really 'hear' people. You just kinda already know their thoughts if that makes any sense.

more like, happiness, excitement, lust and arousal.

Kristen

I think I know this guy.

OP here

Dunno... Why not both? I love them equally... Maybe I'll need a sequel to decide.

If anyone is a homo, it's her.

Seems like an indie off-beat comedy.

Sweet comeback, my insecure underage teenage friend. It's fun to pretend on the internet.

Why are you taking this so personally?

It kind of would be, people would laugh at it seen from the outside: my friends mostly do
It's not funny if you're living it though

Very easy.

Why are you acting as though the last titty you fondled wasn't your own? :^)

Listen dude if she's really like Paltrow, go with Kendrick. We've all seen Two Lovers. Avoid the heartache

>Me
Chris Evans
>Mom
Jessica Chastain
>Dad
Russel Crowe
>Best Friend
JGL
>Crush
Emma Stone
>Ex-girlfriend
JLaw
>Nemesis
Jared Leto

>Me
>Chris Evans
I would love to see what you look like IRL. You must be grotesque.

...

This is the cringiest thread of day so far.

>insecure fag projects his self-esteem issues on others

sod off

What about the younger sister and mommy?

>projecting
Are you a cunnyposter? That's their go-to response.

this

hendricks > kstew > sersh > lizzie

>me, crush, nemesis, mommy

looks like he touched a nerve there mate

That's what I did
Kendrick went with Evans though
And Paltrow stopped talking to me

>cast an attractive male as himself
>Sup Forums melts down like a bunch of elementary school pussies because they cannot fantom some other anons here aren't as downright ugly and stinky as their basement dweller selves.

I can feel your anger.
You must be so ugly and lonely :^)

>being this assmad and tetchy because a complete stranger decided to wind you up and call you ugly
You just 100% confirmed that you're ugly, ugly user. Way to shoot yourself in the ugly foot.

>Me
Alfie Allen

>Mom
Cate Blanchett

>Dad
Kurt Russell

>Otouto
Elijah Wood

>Mentor
Patrick Stewart

>Admirer?
Rooney Mara

>A new friend
Jonah Hill

>An old friend
Shia LaBeouf

>Idol
Paul Dano

finally someone who appreciates the true talent

...

Me: 12 year old me
Mom: Jessica Chastain
Aunt: Bryce Dallas Howard
Teacher: Hayley Atwell
French Teacher: Eva Green
Babysitter: Jessica Biel
Next Door Neighbor: Christina Hendricks

>no blunt, theron and tomei?

>Me
Jon Foo

>Nerdy Best Friend
A more fattened up Seth Rogen

>Autistic Best Friend
Charlie Cox

>Crush
Milana Vayntrub with hipster glasses

>Mom
Monica Bellucci

>Dad
Goofy Ken Watanabe

>Sister
Anna Akana

>Nemesis
Hugh Dancy

I'd prolly be about when we tried to open and run a bar, what a fucking nightmare that was.

Rooroo looks like Cate's cute ventriloquist dummy in this photo

Maybe in the sequel

here's mine


And yes, I like Asian women with big tits, sue me.

>I'd prolly be about when we tried to open and run a bar, what a fucking nightmare that was.
do tell more.

p.s. milana is pretty hot

haha my sister would be prolly my nemesis too.

Even if I was ugly, I would still cast an attractive person to play me.

>Me
Evan Peters

>Dad
Woody Harrelson

>Mom
Naomi Watts

>Older cool bro
Channing Tatum

>Younger annoying sis
JLaw

>Childhood friend
Jonah Hill

>Crush from hs who friendzones me
Emma Stone

>Crush from college who is too into grades to notice me
Rooney Mara

>Nemesis
Paul Dano

classic taste in nerdy mates