Just what was his fucking problem?

Just what was his fucking problem?

Inferiority complex

>Notice me Morgoth senpai

He hated green

He became an eyeball who couldn't do anything for himself. I'd be kind of pissed too.

What's yours?

>movie watcher

small dick.

>Taking old bait

not really

Sauron wants domination

Melkor/Morgoth wants destruction of basically everything

He had a rock in his shoe.

>responding

>A bunch of Elves and Men walk into your house and steal your jewels
You'd be pissed too.

>Not opening your borders to minorities who want your big strong economic goods

Found the americuck

>Melkor/Morgoth wants destruction of basically everything
wat

Probably still mad that he got his ass beat by a dog.

Ableism

Ugh go read some kino before browsing this Italian cheese broad

>Bad guy is called Sauron
>Bad guy's sidekick is called Sauronman

BRAVO HACKSON!

Ive seen these movies a few times and I still don't know what the fuck the real difference is.

I know ones a guy and ones an eye... and that's where my knowledge ends.

Bookfags FUCK OFF if it's not in the film it's not canon for the film.

Hobbits. Did you even watch the movies?

are you retarded

...

Sauronman was a good guy first. But became Sauronman later. I guess Hackson didn't have any better idea for his villian name.

I tried to read the books, but every time I do it I just get bored and go back to Sup Forums.

I don't read a lot, so it's probably not the book's fault, but I dunno.

>BOOKFAGS

Time to go outside for the first time this week. Remember to wash your piss stained sheets.

>Sauron wants domination
Only as a means to properly order the world.

I didn't read a single book, it's just my IQ is higher than 60 and I don't have ADD, you sea cucumber

Pot calling the kettle a nigger

No gf

Sauron prefers boi pucci.

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Muh ring.

At the start a bunch god and a bunch of his angels made the world and sauron was an evil angel, like lucifer.

Sauron tries to take over the world and makes a bunch of rings with magical powers to take over all the powerful humans, elves and dwarves so he rules the world. Shit got found out and in the end sauron gets his shit pushed in. Weakened he sits in mordor looking for the ring so he can get powerful again and take over the world. The eye is just magic used to look around.

tl;dr guy is evil like the devil

Sauron was made by Melkor. He is not Valor. Or angel as you put it. Melkor was the number one bad dude and the source of all evil.

>Sauron was made by Melkor.
No. Sauron was one of Aules followers that joined melkor/morgoth's side. Just like saruman.

Seriously, fuck Aule.

>Sauron was made by Melkor
No.
Sauron and Melkor are both Ainur, only Melkor is a Vala and Sauron is a Maia

B-But based Aule made the dvarves

Do people really not read books? I know
>reading books
Is one if the oldest jokes around but seriously, people still read right?

I've never read a book since elementary school. (in high school English class I just used sparknotes, and the teachers either didn't notice or didn't care).

I've tried recently, but I just get restless and have to do something else.

Oh, you mean the guys who single handedly left doriath wide open for destruction because muh fucking silmaril? Thanks bro.

How come we didnt get a Melkor film if he's even more of a baddy?

>what are legal rights

LotR is a pretty dry read and Silmarillion is pretty dense as well. I read them on a relaxing holiday so I had the time to get into them but they arent simple books.

>act up
>gets his face punched in by tulkas
>acts up
>gets his face punched in by tulkas
>acts up
>gets his head punched off by tulkas and thrown into nothing

it's not that interesting

Morgoth sucks at 1v1 combat

he barely killed Fingolfin

If Sauron and the wizards are all Maia, couldn't the wizards just fly into Mordor and fuck him up?

Some wizards were fucking around, saruman was going evil and gandalf was the only guy remaining. He was weaker than sauron. Also humans are special and can do shit on their own.

Manwë told them not to do that shit.

I thought this was a joke about how Sup Forums posters themselves were basically worthless eyeballs who only watch movies and tv all day

Mairon did nothing wrong.

Eru's creation was stupid, full of serfs taxed into poverty, with constant pointless warfare and endless atrocities. Melkor and Mairon tried to set things straight but the elves who fraternized with evil human kings and the callous apathetic valar kept stopping them.

Black numenorean pls

Morgoth hated all creation and his end goal was complete destruction even of his own allies. He was completely fucked in the head