ITT: Write a haiku about something within arms reach.
Flailing on the ground
I watch my dog sleep running
such a dumb retard
ITT: Write a haiku about something within arms reach.
Flailing on the ground
I watch my dog sleep running
such a dumb retard
Bottle of water
I love how you hydrate me
Keeps me from dying
on my computer
catalog view, see this tread
OP is a fag
Sad and weary desk.
Dried semen streaks your tan frame.
I should wipe this up.
Oh my dear penis
You used to be way bigger
What the fuck happend
My toenail clippers
I clip my fingers with them
fuck the police fags
Look there is some wine
I want to drink it but can't
Second D.U.I
No toilet paper
How have you forsaken me
Use a shirt instead
Box of Chinese Food
Your contents were delicious
Now please leave my sight
My pillow is so soft
Almost senseless to the touch
I really need some fucking sleep.
Oh look there's some Vore
just Sitting there on my Sup Forums
Please go kill yourself
I fucking love weed
It makes fapping less lonely
I'm too high for this
Bag of old Milos
Chillin at my shitty job
Fuck this shit I quit
Dildo in the drawer
I can't wait for tonight's sesh
Gonna cum so hard
Dirty old water
Inside of my nice, big bong
Time to bake and nap
Go to wipe my ass.
Crushing, whole, utter sadness.
Wife left me nothing.
Playing with scissors
So fun and so dangerous
Shit I cut myself
Squish, squash, sling that slang
I'm always right back at ya,
like my .. boomerang!
Why don't you kill her?
Easily and quickly now
Almost like a ghost
I am so horny
my dick will love you long time
dick cums in your vag
Now I cannot move.
Asshole caked with Taco Bell.
Am trapped forever.
Phone shines in the dark
Bad TV has filled the air
Some one take my life.
Glass of orange juice
I can't drink you in public
You make my farts smell
Dr.Pepper can
Why am i suicidal
Vertical lines boiiis
Tiny piece of shit
You are hanging from my ass
Please drop soon to rest
Refrigerator
I said refrigerator
Refrigerator
You Mexican fuck
Stealing all our jobs you fuck
You need to go back
Boyfriends credit card
He shouldnt have one of these
We have no money
Two empty beer cans
I wish I had more money
To buy two more cans
My Siamese cat
Not very fat
But smokes alotta crack
Holy Grail blue ray
Where is your dvd box
I'm a fucking mess
Flicking at the butt
Then inhaling white substance
From the long thin fag
The lace was so white
Mother nature is a bitch
Period stains, man
A used up tissue
All crumpled up and shriveled
Lazy to dispose
a haiku isn't any poem in 5-7-5
a haiku doesn't even NEED to be 5-7-5
that's a rule for Japanese "on", not English syllables
a haiku DOES need a kireji (cutting word) and a seasonal reference
tl;dr there are literally zero haiku ITT
Butt milk
Fast rough strokes
Fuck that fag and make him choke
Bash his face in rape him he's a joke
That lapras is colored wrong fuck you
Boyfriend's playstation
I play it more than him now
Because I'm jobless
fuck off to /vp/ nerd
Shut up, nerd
Door's right there, kiddo
Just fucking kill yourself, Damn!
Sure is summer here
vodka i love you
you allow me too forget
i am so lonely
>Anonymous
Typical weab trash
The Light I can see
Brings Enjoyment to my heart
Someone Please kill me
It's the Television
nothing personal kid
Silly girl,
Once cute but no longer,
Wish you'd lose some weight.
in a blue, closed tub
it's some fucking vaporub
i have fapped with it
Vaporub on my dick
Slimy and thick
Came real quick
Pistol to my head
Hope one day that i am dead
The devil loves me
The cold winter air
Makes my penis really small
I fucked a snowman
fucking genji cancer
i hate this game
2016 tupac alive rapping
A cold Miller Lite
Fuck I work in the morning
Meh, lets have seven.
nobody love you,
Op is a monster fag
wow what a fucky fag
10/10
Not bad, but doesn't have much of a kireji. Something like:
Makes my penis small-
Since a hyphen can act a a kireji
Also if it's less about introspection and nature and more about humor, it's technically a "senru".
Many keks were used
Heroes Never Die
Mercy is the best wifu
I totally cam
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wtf
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Or your mother dies in her
So do it now fag
kill yourself
eating fried chicken
no i am not a nigger
but very lazy
Unpaid bills suck dick
Not in a good way either
no homo let's add
tooting around
guy fieri is here today
off to flavourtown
Idiots on screen
Why is this game so slow?
Why are they so bad?
Check it
Hello dead body
I have no use for you now
Sex until it's cold
no u
Checked
Fork on dirty plate.
Ate Boston Cream Pie with you.
Somehow that fucked up my ability to count syllables in line three.
original thread
so much great content for all
but your a faggot
>your
Best Haiku Ever.
I'm on the shitter
I have had constipation
The I drank some prune
keyboard blank and clean
used to write some poetry
it's snowing on Mt. Fuji
Sleeping in my bed
Your mom is all tuckered out
Guess I smashed too hard