Dawn of Vidyakino

>Dawn of Vidyakino
>Based Duncan Jones
>Realer than real life
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> 33% RT, 31% Metacritic

Fucking kek its going to finish lower than that trainwreck BvS at this rate

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It makes me laugh, that today at the midnight premiere I will be surrounded by people I might have met online, all grown up and adults now, maybe even bringing along the wife and her son. All of us will get a rush of nostalgia from a childhood well spent.

And here on this meme-board there are people who make jokes about whether or not the film-studio will make a profit, or a loss from this franchise.

Sometimes I really ask myself if this is all satire like on Sup Forums...

Are you people really this incapable of enjoyment?

This can't be happening !

>tfw Warcraft is going to become a gigantic meme

this flick will bring a new era of funposting.

cant wait for the torrent :^)

I watched it. It's goddamn awful. It tries so fucking hard to be epic like LOTR. it made me cringe. Warcraft deserved better.

>I live a more fulfilling life because I enjoy trash that reminds me of my childhood

Reminder that it's the movie of the year in China, and all WoW gold farmers already booked their seats. No matter how shit it is, it will do gangbuster business.

>First BvS, then X-Men, now this...
Will blockbusters finally die? Will the Age of Arthouse and Low-budget thrillers begin?

just like BvS :^)

How is BvS related to this?

Serious question, did anyone actually think this movie looked or was going to be good unironically?

I can believe that people thought BvS was going to be good, but Warcraft? Really?

>8.8/10

NORMIES AND POMPOUS SHILL CRITICS:
BTFO
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Both critical flops that will make massive money opening weekend just off the neckbeards

Because they are both shit

It will be a success only based on nostalgia. If they do make a sequel, it will bomb hard.

I mean I think it looks like shit, so do most of my friends - but we are all going to the premiere.

>8.8

oh god dont tell Sup Forums

>It's the make money = quality doesn't matter meme again

How'd that work out for WB and all the internal shake-ups associated with Batman v. Superman?

>MAssive
Money WoW will make will make BvS look like and indie movie

You guys are fucking idiots.
These ratings are going to taken down by the end of the night, you plebs.

First of all, they're not even from top critics such as myself. They're just Blizzhaters at their finest trying to take down the only good business in the gaming industry that values gameplay first. Unlike the Warhammer ripoffs, there's plenty of substance in the Warcraft Universe to warrant at least a dozen movies.

Personally I'm looking forward to the Arthas movies mainly because I relate to Arthas in many ways.

Disney at it again I see

>IMDB

why not just link to IGN or Empire while you're at it, faggot

>Implying the user score is not blizzard drones desperately trying to prop up the movie

You also killed your dad?

>6 reviews from nobodies

This is the same site that user rates capeshit into the top 100 movies of all time. It's cancer.

VIDYAKINO SURVIVES

It was directed by the guy who made 2 movies I really liked.

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NEW REVIEW HOT OFF THE PRESS

>The prospect of a predominantly white, European realm being invaded by foreign, primitive, darker skinned hordes (they are actually called the Horde) might set alarm bells ringing in our current climate of immigration anxiety. Is this a veiled Ukip broadcast? Or a pro-Trump one?

2/5

Hahahahahaha
JUST

theguardian.com/film/2016/may/25/world-of-warcraft-the-beginning-review-end-already-nigh

>Muh blizzdrones

Haha I bet you think that Blizzard shills occupy the Sup Forums board too with their Overwatch spamming right??

>Being an unironic lover of normcore

wew lad

>that trainwreck BvS
nice bait. bvs was a masterpiece and would have topped 1.4 billion had disney not shilled it so bad. the fact it made 900 million despite disneys sabotage PROVES how good the film is and how audiences LOVED it
idiot

Is there a curse with live action films and video games? It's worse than live action films adapting anime.

Sup Forumsedit GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

DUDE IM NOT A SHILL I JUST LIKE WARCRAFT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

MR PLEBKO BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

I don't think we'll ever know if it's really good because critics these days are full-on shit. Then there's the WoW stigma as well.

Don't know, mayn. I quit WoW ages ago because it was dumb, I think the movie visuals look terrible, but RT and Metacritic I do not trust.

>It's not shilling guys, I swear!

>bvs was a masterpiece

>When it comes to orc style, the art directors have really gone to town – or at least to the abattoir

J U S T

Whoever made this GIF did a fantastic job. Goddamn.

oh look it is that one autistic idiot who posts captain america pics non stop. you are a retard and something wrong with you man. fuck off

Hey fuck you man, leave him alone. I like that gif.

BRUH LOOK AT DIS DUUD

youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw

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>one

you sound a little upset

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oh look he going to dump his whole folder on me. go for it you retarded. i will just laugh because you are mentally ill and probably live at your moithers house and are unemploy

>Are you prepared for the LOTR killer
Blizzcucks are THAT delusional?

>that subtle reverse begging for more evans
not this time friend!

Well, in their imagination HotS already killed DOTA 2 and OW killing TF 2.

oh look it's the vocal minority dc cuck

and you're a dumb nigger who types like they just bought a boost mobile phone with their gubmint welfare

>a childhood well spent
This is what gamers actually believe

>video game movie
>It's irredeemable shit

Wow what a surprise

You're responding to bait, newfriend.

Rused again

> 6 votes
> almost a split vote

i guess that's what it takes to convince basement dwelling autists who spend their lives on a japanese sushi rolling website that a movie is going to be shite

>going to see this shit movie counts as enjoyment to you
by all means have fun, but that doesn't mean you are not an idiot

> by all means have fun, but that doesn't mean you are not an idiot

why would Sup Forums or gamers even care?
A dying medium vs a growing one. The only thing keeping blockbuster-movies alive is disney and James Cameron

Jesus Christ why do reviewers feel the need to put a political spin on every fucking movie?

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>all these years that Duncan could be making quality movies wasted

I'm so mad.

>(they are actually called the Horde)
THEY ARE FUCKING ORCS

fuck this cunt

HAHAHAHAHA IT KEEPS GOING DOWN

Bake it good Arthas

Every reviewer is a nu-male so what do you expect?

>Americans having to wait weeks while Europe sees it first means only one thing: torrenting

Bye bye big box office :^)

BvS was rated the highest ticket pre order super hero film... and look what happened

No the fact that my theatre has a no singles policy means torrenting I'm afraid.

Underage millennial piece of shit. You have no respect or appreciation for the work laid out before you. Born into a world with real-time physically based lighting, high polygon counts and texture resolution. You have no idea what it's like to witness the sheer will and determination to innovate and progress to where we are today. You just assume everything has to be as it is now, and if it's not it's shit. Fuck you. Fuck you and your fucking hipster haircut. Fuck you and your smartphone mobile shit. Fuck you and everything that you are.

>my wife and her son

Subtle, I like it

>it will do gangbuster business
Yeah, just like BvS, oh wait BvS get only 100 millions more than Deadpool (was banned in China and censored in Indianfigures).

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It was 9.1 this morning.

Its dropping fast.

Would you trust this reviewer?

>When it comes to interracial romances, the movies need to catch up

One of his articles.

Thanks. I grabbed it from another thread where someone actually typed that shit unironically.

>Critic calling Warcraft a pro Trump movie
HAHAHAHA MY SIDES

yeah i guess he missed the Dances with Orcs, noble savage, dindu nuttin shit that's plastered all over the movie and its marketing

Honestly, HotS is the best MOBA I've played.

MOBAs are garbage, but Blizzard made the genre they created tolerable.

>Blizzard
>made moba's

GOOD. I dont want this film to make much money.

I hate CGI fests. Bring back practical effects

Im glad it bombed. I hate movies with too much cgi like that hobbit trash

All the butthurt redditors on imdb

Funny to see Blizzard confronted to an environment they can't easily pressure or coerce for once.

Who do you think Orcs were based off of?

Exactly this.

Judging by the trailers, the critic must be correct about how heartless and soulles this movie is. Just big boring CGI battles with awkward actors standing behind blue screen backgrounds.

Why would you waste your money to watch this?

Instead go and watch something like Michael Keaton's The Founder.

I want to see Suicide Squad but all the reshoot comedic elements are putting me a bit off (I couldnt stand Deadpool).

And there's also no legion of Blizzdrones to apologize for them in the general moviegoing audience. If those people dislike it, they can't be cried at or memed into thinking otherwise.

>The opinions by those VERY biased and - sorry to say that - sometimes stupid (US) reviewers differ from more moderate and thoughtful reviews from other countries.

IMDB users on suicide watch

>my wife and her son
9/10, user. Well done

Why are bias political minded film critics taken seriously? If some Libertarian or Conservative started pontificating his views of Star Trek for being too socialist or anti-capitalistic, would these same critics or audience take their commentary to heart as they expect others to accept their views?

Go and read the imdb forum. Lots of on there told others to keep rating it a 10 cos they were scared of the critics.

I'm going to watch it with my mom, her boyfriend, and my half-sister.

Well yeah but the general audience word of mouth is something Blizzdrones can't control, same as the word of mouth surrounding Batman v. Superman (which had a massive fall-off in the second week)

>deliberately avoided Warcraft threads here because I was hyped for the movie
>buried my head in the sand because I wanted the movie to be good
>today I can't take waiting anymore and read up on the movie
>Chinese Elves
>Duncan Jones spewing SJW rhetoric and blasting trenchwar veterans for being white
>rotten reviews slowly filling up the critic sites

I-I guess it's better than having gone in optimistic and being blindsided, r-right?

>half-sister
is she legs or upper body?

>MOBAs are garbage, but Blizzard made the genre they created tolerable.
Yeah and that's why it looks like LoL.

Saw it. It was heaps better than BvS. The ending is emotional as fuck. People will hate this and compare it to Krull or Legend or Labryinth. Truth is is it's just like those films but in our day. It's not bad. This will be probably a cult classic.