ITT:Create an anime plot

ITT:Create an anime plot.

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A boy, who when he was young, his father took him to a Black Parade.

With mechs

And a tsundere

Needs a transfer student.

And nazism

don't forget the cool guy who's so cool that he doesn't even realize that he's like really cool because that's just the level of cool he's at

This is the shittiest plot for an anime I've ever had the displeasure of reading, that said, I believe this could be the next Naruto.

So are we going to get rich?

Hitler is that

Ok guys, here we go.

Normal well adjusted kawaii high school girl, has secret power.

Any time she touches an inanimate object for the first time she gains intimate knowledge on the multiple ways to kill someone with it. Say she picks up a glass salt shaker at her favourite cafe, she gets a flash of:

Smashing it, cutting someone's throat with it. Emptying contents to subject eyeball and shoving it down their throat, etc.

Now for this premise to work she need to not actually do this, just have these flashes all the time. No friends either, she knows she's a freak and doesn't for any emotional attachments.

Now to turn it into a comedy romcom, introduce cliche nice male transfer student, who she touches when doing something like giving back a book he dropped or something.

Her power activates on a human for the first time, showing her flashes of having fun killing people with objects in various ways.

Not sure if make main antagonist a magical girl or not but whatever we can figure that out later

Can the nice male be Hitler?

- having fun with him killing people with objects

Yea, that can give it spin. Transfer student is reincarnated hitler. Perfect waifu bait

Well adjusted kawaii high school girl power can be a nazi experiment

Protagonist gains immortality but whenever he gets hurt he's cursed with increasingly bad luck.

>boy with massive blue hair wakes up
>gets ready for school
>before he leaves he brings with his oversized sword with him
>gets to school that is surrounded by a load of cherry blossoms
>falls on the tits of the most beautiful girl
>"kyah" says the girl
>boom out of nowhere a massive robot
>"gasp" says the boy "you killed my father"
>boy takes out his oversized sword and slices the robot in half
>boy and girl fall in love
Fin

Okay, picture this.
A schoolgirl gamer grill lives in a world filled with rape monsters. They infect her beloved video game industry, and begin to pollute it with weird girl-rape shit, brainwashing the men of this world into doing their bidding because rape gives them power. The schoolgirl finds a magical professor who gives her the power to fight the rape monsters back by cutting them off from their male slaves, saving the women from the rape.
As the series progresses, we can learn about her traumatic backstory, about how she uses video games to forget about her abusive father or people making fun of her for not being super kawaii and shit.
We'll call it Anita Sarukeesyan-kun: Gameru feminisutsu

Where are the nazis?

They were taken out by the robots
Which is why the main character says you killed my father

Was the robot a jew?

Sure

A space western revenge story set in a video game, where our main character
"Naruske"( a chaotic/evil genius otaku) finds out the girls that rejected him are playing the new MMO. He tries to slay pussy the only way he knows how.

just film Milwaukee and call it the nigger no nigger

All we need are masked guys and russians.

>Naruske

>main character called Kurokku, mysterious 30-40 yo man
>there is a bomb inside his heart, which tic-tocs all the time
>only he knows when his heart will blow up
>has the hability to slow down time
>goes on a journey making friends
>is always looking for the Clockmaker

Everyone dies in the end

damn i like the concept rip clocko :[

That doesnt sound like that bad of an idea actually..

A dorky, socially awkward neet gets his life turned around by a zany, unbelievably hot tsundere who, for whatever reason, absolutely craves his cock. For more reasons unknown, the faggot resists her.

Also, maybe he has some kind of brooding rival or something

kekd

>First ever black anime character (for diversity)
>Japan is overrun by North Korea
>Hella copycat of Blair from SE as love interest
>Prot's name is Dindu, and has super speed
>White men are extinct
>Dindu fucks Blair copycat
>Main villain is a Korean Trump
>First episode gains immediate fandom on Tumblr
>Last episode features the return of white males who lynch Dindu
>Trigger everyone

the best tacos in mexico city

This is it guys we've struck gold

>Trump wins and builds wall
>Mexico goes to war with US
>Mexican government tries to develop super soldier serum
>Serum causes those injected to grow increasingly in size (becoming giants)
>Serum is contagious, goes viral, and spreads through Mexico
>Trump creates new military protocol for combating giant Mexicans
>Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!

A tentacle beast named Hyper Doom Mega Ultimate Supreme Burst Mode Alpha Omega Primal Infinity Kyiosis has infected the solar system with KFC chicken filled with molecular strands of coding containing the secrets of a lost galaxy that will reappear in 43437473473452 years and summon EXODIA to kill the entire multiverse

Our only hope lies in Grape Chan. A 12 year old panty loving pervy girl born out of a dildo vending machine given away in a special edition of nintendo power where she won a raffle ticket that turns out to be a ticket from an underground crime syndicate. It leads to a cruise to ElFROGIOUS island. An island lost in time that only appears before the demon dildo queen. They suspect grape chan is an ancient ancestor of this dildo queen and have her win the contest to go to the island. Upon arrival an earth shattering rumble rocks the seas and the island opens up and she is struck with a brilliant flash of lightening shaped like a dildo that bestows upon her unheard of superhuman capabilities that she will need to stop Beast Tentacle and Exodia

This is real gold

This is prime. The story of Grape Chan must be told.

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Fucking Grape Chan. That's classic rofl

Put me in screen cap.

and radical capitalism

>Two brothers who own a van
>World goes to hell
>meteor hits world
> Giant mutated cat attacks brothers
>supermassive tornado wipes out half the planet
> Space mexicans attack with hybrid tomato-powered weapons
>Old gladiator women attack
> Finale has moon hitting earth.

Call it: TWO BROTHERS

Got it! A thirteen year old boy named Nandato wants nothing more than to follow his dreams and become become the strongest there ever was. To do this, he must pass the Fighter Exam with his best friends Bokurhea and Kissama. Their teacher, Sensei Sinnpie is mean but teaches them the values of what it means to fight and how achieving one's dreams and going forward is what life is all about.

Johnny is a successful banker who lives in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. They share an intense intimate relationship characterized by constant, passionate lovemaking. Despite this idyllic existence, Lisa has inexplicably become dissatisfied with her life, and one afternoon confides to her best friend Michelle and her mother Claudette that she finds Johnny boring. Although Michelle advises her to be grateful for what she has, and her mother counsels her that financial stability is more important than happiness, Lisa decides to seduce Johnny's best friend, Mark. Although he is initially reluctant, Mark gives in to Lisa's advances. Their affair continues through the remainder of the film, even though Mark appears reluctant at the outset of each sexual encounter and repeatedly tries to break off the relationship. Lisa, meanwhile, having come to the realization that she "wants it all", decides to stay with Johnny for financial support and the material goods he can provide her. As the wedding date approaches and Johnny's clout at his bank slips, Lisa alternates between glorifying and vilifying Johnny to her family and friends, both making false accusations of domestic abuse and defending Johnny against criticisms. Meanwhile, Johnny, having overheard Lisa confess her infidelity to her mother, attaches a tape recorder to their phone in an attempt to identify her lover.

Grape Chan...

Drawfags! I chose you!!!

An old lady wants to go after younger guys, but always gets rejected. She wishes upon a star to be young and beautiful once more. Her wish is granted, but with one minor flaw: She has male genitalia. Taking the positive side of this situation, she sets off to claim vengeance, seduce, and ass fuck all who rejected her before.

my anime is called BEHOLD, MY DESTINY!: STAR SHINER PANCHIRA PANTSU!

this is the pilot episode.

>Pantsu Panchira is an ordinary highschool student at Shinigami High, a school notorious for its delinquents and mysterious supernatural phenomena.

>One night, Pantsu is visited by the mysterious Star Ranger, one of the legendary Thirteen Half Shinigami Captains who are sworn to protect the human race from the influence of the Dark Lord Orochi-Sensen.

>Star Ranger is forced to suck on Pantsu's 14 year-old H-cup tits, turning Pantsu into a Star Shiner.

>Star Shiner's are futanari with supernatural abilities who slay the demons who appear every night at Shinigami High. They can perform fantastic feats by harnessing the power of Ozone, a mystical life energy found in all things.

>The next morning Pantsu's mother is horribly murdered and raped by Star Ranger's cool evil twin, Star Cavalier. Pantsu mourns her mothers blood and semen stained corpse.

>Star Cavalier is about to brutally rape Pantsu, When the eldest Panchira daughter, Chichi-Bounyuu Panchira, reveals herself to be a Star Shiner and saves Pantsu's virginity.

>The Two sisters use their combined ultimate attack: TWINSPEAR OF THE HEAVENLY BODY: NUBILE GODWING CLIMAX to obliterate Star Cavalier.

>Star Ranger senses the intense Ozone, and teleports to intercept the attack

>Star Ranger gets hit in the torso in slow motion, killing him.

>Star Cavalier let's out a cry and sad piano plays showing the childhood memories of the two brothers. He then kills himself.

>Ranger and Cavalier evaporate into stardust, leaving behind their medallions, and the sad version of the main theme is playing.

>camera pans up to the sky, and two stars twinkle. credits play over the starry sky.

This one is tearing me apart.

I lost

>Grape Chan

god was a mistake

rick and morty

Underrated post here.

fuck, I knew all the good ideas were taken

>Slice of life anime, cute girls working in an office.
>>Cast: An inquisitive yet somewhat dull intern girl.
>>Friendly but stern female middle-manager who is her supervisor.
>>Mysterious and stoic boss who is secretly fantasizing about all the girls.
>>Boss's assistant who is peppy and cheerful but takes protocol very seriously.
>>Firey and spirited IT girl who is always getting written for abusive behaviour when people call her for support.
>>Much more milder IT girl who is a hard worker but a little bit slow.
>>Big-breasted para-legal who is extremely shy when attractive men are around.
>>Gossipy receptionist who is good friends with the intern, but also tends to create drama and tries to steal boyfriends from other girls.
>>Another intern who is introduced half way through the series, she becomes the main character's rival.
year old accountant lady who looks like your grandma, but occasionally makes reference to being a lewd and self-degrading whore when she was younger.
>>A variety of male characters, including cute waterboy that everyone flirts with but nobody will date, confident security guard who keeps failing to get the main character's phone number, among others.


>It's never quite clear what kind of company they work for.
>Spend most of their talking about boys, and having sexy advntures.
>Sometimes, the real plot leaks through their daily hijinks.
>In one episode, a handsome representative working for a defense contractor visits to see a demo. The demo is for military applications of one of the company's projects. The girls are too busy fighting each other for his attention, trying to get his number.

>boy wakes up
>discovers everyone on the planet got superpowers last night
>he got squat
>gets depressed
>gets angry
>murders little sister who can fly out of jealousy
>the superpowers people are after him
>goes into hiding
>recruits evil superpower people
>becomes the greatest villain the world has ever seen

That whole alum is an anime plot

A teen along with many other people was about to get kill by soldiers because there is a global tyrannical regime but found alien tech which augment with him and as he train with it his strength and cognitive abilities increase to an supernatural level which at this point he become one with everything.

NIGGA

thats pretty good

It ends with teenagers using the power of friedship to kill god. Also the girl is 9 but has DD boobs that have mastered perpetual motion.

>In another episode, the girls are super bored and trying to find ways to entertain themselves, devolving into petty drama. Their manager keeps on yelling at them to stay on track and finish their paper work. The paper work is concerning a containment breach resulting in the deaths of a squad of security guards.
>Another episode, one of the girls thinks she might be a lesbian, tries to trick all the other girls into getting into intimate situations. She keeps on getting caught by her supervisor, there's a biohazard alert and the girls keep on getting locked into quarantine. Alert is cleared at the end of the episode, turns out they weren't affected.
>In another episode, the girls visit a bakery, and share delicious cupcakes with each other. But then the bakery goes out of business, and the girls start fighting over the remaining cupcakes in the lunch room. Rolling blackouts in the office make stealing the cupcakes easy, and so the girls keep stealing them from each other. The blackouts are apparently due to "unscheduled maintenance".
>In another episode, one girl's boyfriend, who also works in a "science-y" department, breaks up with her. The other girls cheer her up. At the end of the episode, they learn that her ex died.
>Eventually, it's revealed that the girls basically work for the Japanese equivalent of the SCP Foundation. Horrible evil science and paranormal activity is happening all around them, coworkers who appeared in one episode turn up dead in the next, but the girls are oblivious to it.
>Final episode: Massive containment breach. Monsters and ghosts are all over the place. Main cast is bitching at each other, they keep on being told to evacuate but keep on finding reasons to delay. Get mad at each other over petty bullshit. Some of them get killed. At the end, waterboy saves the intern girl, but gets himself petrified by some sort of basilisk.
Intern girl gets mad when she finds out she's just 4 hours shy of completing her internship.

Make it like a weird studio ghibli style anime. Not all action packed but more quiet and story-focused. You know, like Totoro or Spirited Away. Those are my favorite kinds of animes. (Im not a weab I swear)

>This kid lives in the Japanese countryside.
>Keeps having weird dreams of being on this empty beach.
>Dreams occur throughout his childhood but end when he grows up
>Grows up and moves to Tokyo with dreams of going into business.
>Skip to years later and he is a wealthy businessman
>Is nothing like the silly innocent child he once was.
>Only cares about business. Is basically stereotypical overworked japanese businessman
>Starts having weird dreams he had when he was a child
>Feels urge to go back to countryside and visit family
>Gets in car accident on the way to his childhood home
>Car crashes in lake
>Drowns
>Wakes up on the weird empty beach that was always in his dreams as a child (pic related)
> Wanders around, horrified but filled with a strange feeling of nostalgia
>Starts seeing weird wooden creatures walking in the wind (Strandbeests, look like the thing in the pic, I said pic related, faggot)
>Fascinated by them and by further examination he realizes that they aren't alive and are move when blown with wind
>After more wandering it seems that he is alone in this endless beach and it is inhabited by only him and these wooden creatures
>Becomes depressed and alone after hours of walking around on this beach
>Finds an old dilapidated lighthouse on top of some rocks
>Curious, he enters it
>Has an almost never ending set of spiraling steps to the top where there is a locked door
>He is afraid but in desperation, knocks on the door
>What answers is an old man with a long beard and a pipe
>Man is surprised but seemingly delighted to see another human

to be continued

ok here we go
>opens on a woman and a man on a date
>the man and woman are drinking laughing and seem to be having a good time
>it goes threw loose dialogue and the woman is shown to be having a good time and mentions she hasnt been on a date in a very long time and gets a strange look in her eye
>they migrate to her apartment and they are both fairly drunk
>the apartment is dark and gloomy with lots of dishes in the sink and dust everywhere symbolizing but not saying she is either very messy or possibly depressed
>the man attempts to make sex
>she says no over and over but he continues to nforce it
>he gets angry as he hits her time seems to slow down and her eyes flash a shade of purple for a brief second
>she throws him off and he begins to scream and writhe
>he grasps his crotch in pain
>a popping noise can be heard and he screams
>"my cock you've taken my cock its gone ahhhh!"
>she faints and he runs out of her apartment
the story will continue on with her and many others as the main protaganists in a pov format for each they do not know eachother yet but each have a particular power related to some trauma of the past the womans being that she was raped causing depression this was her first date since all this will be descovered through flashbacks

>man slips into a coma while driving
>gives a pedestrian a coma
>wakes up first and is guilt tripped near suicide
>rando nurse nurtures him, tells him everything will be ok
>angry person related to comatose pedestrian shoots up the hospital
>driver watches as nurse dies in his arms
>coma walker wakes up
>Coma walker tells driver he/she heard everything while in coma andd that it's going to be ok
>shooter an hero
>driver thinks
>driver goes back to workplace
>hated by everyone
>driver an hero
>pedestrain is guilted
>pedestrian an hero
>audience an hero

>boy wakes up
>his penis is missing, groin completely smooth
>wtf
>he starts rushing to hospital
>stops
>he can still feel it
>he feels something brushing up against it.... what is that?
>realizes it's a tongue
>more wtf
>spots his dog
>notices his dick now growing on his dog's back
>dog is licking it out of curiosity
>all sensation and control of the member are still the boy's
>it's just attached to something else now
>the show follows his dating life

I bet this is how A1 Pictures pumps out such shit anime

A company writer gets on here, and asks the sphincter of the internet to brainstorm for them

they already made this its called boku no pico academia

Asian autism. Capture monster. Battle. Clunk on the head the giant tear drop. More asian autism.

Excellent idea actually

>40 seasons of running like this

Please finish this

I'd watch it.

Where are the lolis, you fucks

(cont.)
>On the other side of the door is a small cozy living space with a kitchen, couch, and bed
>Has long talk with old man,
>he explains that the same exact thing happened to him and he was never able to escape, and has been living in the lighthouse for years, (eating only fish of course)
>He was an inventor and built the wooden creatures so that he could feel less lonely
>Man settles in his new home and gets to know his roommate (that he will have untilt he end of time)
>Scraps of paper start falling from the sky
>They are pieces of childhood drawings
>He pieces them together and they are drawings of the beach, creatures, and lighthouse
>Get's many of these for months
>Starts to notice that they fall in a line, like the crumbs in Hansel and Gretel
>Follows the path created by fallen scraps of paper and they lead to a tall rocky hill
>Climbs hill and sees a forest in the distance
>Walks there and finds that it is the exact same forest that he grew up playing in as a kid
>In tears and filled with nostalgia he runs through the forest hoping to get to his home, and furthermore, hoping that his life will go back to normal
>Finds empty patch and sees a tree with a tire swing
>It is the exact same tire swing he loved as a child, this time in the middle of the forest, instead of behind his home
>Crying, he runs to it and sits
>He closes his eyes
>Upon opening them he finds himself at his childhood home, at nighttime, with a bandage on his head
>He hears his mother's voice
>Runs into the house, and hugs her
>She explains that a neighbor heard the accident and saved him, and he was taken to them, and that he has been asleep for hours
>Decides he will stay, and go back to his old rural life
>For the rest of his life he is silly, relaxed, and regains his love for nature, like his childhood self would have wanted
>Every once in a while he sees the old man, in the distance, waving

to be continued

ITT people who don't watch anime make an anime

The beach world was supposed to represent nostalgia, his connection to his childhood, and his imagination, which he lost upon becoming an adult and moving to the city.

Men they're overrated anyway, they lose their magic once you go past 20 like me tbh.

Anyway here is my anime plot:

>blue haired high schooler dude wakes up in hospital
>big tiddies thicc girl with pink hair comes up to him and hugs him while crying
>boys has no recollection of her and pushes her away
>girl runs away while crying
>some dumb magical shit happens involving a fairy or something
>he gains superpowers to cause people to kill themselves by writing their names on some book
>police are on to him and actually consider the magician serial killer a plausible scenario for some reason
>girl tries to stop boy from being evil
>boy stops because dem tiddies doe
>however it's too late, using his magical powers means he will randomly get incurable cancer before the end of the year
>crying ensues
>people begin killing themselves en masse for some reason
>boy dies and girl kills herself
>people all over the world start killing themselves for some reason
>animals, birds, insects, and anything organic starts killing themselves for some reason
>universe implodes
>fin

Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

I've got one for you. The first season is kind of a prequel. We start at a college in mainland Japan with two brothers. One is more alpha and physically stronger. The other is a beta who is weak and shy but internally(willpower, smarts, perseverance, etc.) He is much stronger than his brother. We take a couple episodes to learn about the dynamics of the brothers and a few friends. A overly confident average joe, a big titted bimbo who is terrifyingly fierce when push comes to shove, and a shy tomboy who is too into videogames for her own good. Then they wake up one morning to an apocalyptic world. Nukes have hit all over japan. World war 3 started and was over at the push of a few buttons. Nuclear wasteland. The friends come together and try to make their way across the country to the one "safe house" that keeps being broadcasted about on the emergency channel. Along the way we see significant character development for all the characters as they fight their way through other survivors and occasionally mutants. They even make a stop in the main characters home town to try and find their parents only to find that the entire town was wiped out. Eventually they get to the safe house to find it's overrun with mutants. They manage to fight their way through it but by the end all three of the friends have died. Specifically the tomboy(love interest of the alpha brother) dies in his arms in the final scene and for the first time in the series we see the alpha brother break down in tears saying how they can't go on and there is nothing left in this world. At this point the beta brother gives this inspirational speech about how he needs to get the fuck over himself. That fighting through this world is worth it because they still have each other. We end on a shot of the two brothers standing together.
If people are interested then I'll post my ideas of a second and third season.

so the accident put him in some kind of comatose state allowing him to open parts of his memories to sorta relive them?

Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")

Basically. And the whole coma dream was his childhood trying to pull him back, as he was unhappy.

i'd watch it.