>Amy Schumer has a message to all of her haters out there.
>Photos recently emerged showing the comedian in a one-piece bathing suit while on vacation with her boyfriend Ben Hanisch and critics on social media began hounding the Comedy Central star over her figure.
>But leave it to none other than Schumer herself to put everyone who has an opinion about her beach body in their place.
>"I mean to write ‘good morning trolls!' I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you've never met who triggers something in your that makes you feel powerless and alone," the 34-year-old wrote.
>"This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like Miss Trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses!"
What is your favorite Inside Amy Schumer episode?
Zachary Perry
Who is the girl on the left?
Mason Robinson
why is she so thin skinned?
Liam Smith
bailey jay
Eli Hill
>girl
Caleb Adams
She's cute
Brody King
haha that's a man
Nicholas Harris
Her skin is the only thin part of her body.
Julian Clark
>girl
Bentley Scott
What is this bait up here?
Nicholas Nelson
>Getting triggered by mean comments on the internet >Gives a generic "no u" style comeback >YOU GO GIRL! SO BRAVE! GIVE EM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE!
Why are you posting this tripe here? Why do you even care about twitter? Do people in the US think that twitter legitimately has any significant sway at all outside of LA, let alone the US? No one CARES, you stupid cunts. >inb4 "u cared enuf to make dis comment"
Dylan Flores
I'd rather fuck Bailey and I'm not a gay. Amy BTFO.
Caleb Wilson
haha meme
Xavier Bennett
Taking the b8 m8s
Cameron Perez
Why is it our fault she ruined her body with transfats and tribal trsmp stamps?
Luke Parker
Amy some how looks more like a man tbf but i'd take either i ain't scared
Kevin Thompson
she's not even that fat just looked up the pictures.
i'd eat her pussy. i love low standards, but i would. i wouldn't eat her ass though.
Andrew Nelson
>"I mean to write ‘good morning trolls!' I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you've never met who triggers something in your that makes you feel powerless and alone," the 34-year-old wrote.
There is literally no defense.
I know you anons are gonna have clever witty bantz responses but none of them will address how utterly BTFO this entire community is.
Easton Brown
>i wouldn't eat her ass though Not a fan of Chipotle?
Robert Kelly
She doesn't seem triggered at all, dumb tripfag. Meanwhile Sup Forums screeches about her constantly.
Blake Allen
Because the rest is all fat.
Luis Walker
There's only one person here that's triggered and it ain't Schumer
Brayden Barnes
>mfw Bailey Jay is starting to look like an old manface witch
Fucking trannies.
Wyatt Evans
>>"I mean to write ‘good morning trolls!' I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you've never met who triggers something in your that makes you feel powerless and alone," the 34-year-old wrote.
putting the hyppo in hypocrisy ;)
Asher Fisher
>she's not even that fat The fuck she isn't.
Xavier Long
>I can make a comment on her social media mocking her and then go on with my day as though nothing happened >somehow Amy Schumer's long diatribe about it means that I'm the one who's mad and upset with life.
Keep trying, 21st century media!
Caleb Morris
>I think I look strong and healthy
Why are fatties so delusional? you look disgusting. Whats hilarious is she was pretty cute as a teen when she was thin
Aiden Allen
that's my wife's son
Joseph Long
...
Chase Mitchell
Transfats and Tribal Tramp Stamps should be the name of her next comedy album; it's hecka fun to say, internet buddies
Easton Reed
>her
Hudson Lee
>I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you've never met who triggers something in your that makes you feel powerless and alone
Good Lord, have mercy on her. Her career must really be in a slump if she's actually reading youtube comments about herself. Real celebrities ain't got no time for that.
James Mitchell
>I think I look strong and healthy >healthy
Jason Phillips
looks healthy to me, she's definitely getting enough essential vitamins and minerals
=)
Robert Martinez
WIMIN ARE STONK!
Thomas Harris
man that's just sad
Brayden Wright
That's a healthy woman you misoygnistic white beta cuck. You wouldn't know a real woman if she was naked infront of you.
Bentley Brooks
THOSE FEMALES ARE STRONG AS HELL
Nolan Perez
She's clearly overweight but i wouldn't say it's anything worrying. She's just ugly as fuck, that's the much bigger issue.
Ethan Jenkins
all white women age like milk
Carter Williams
How the hell did Amy survive around people like Patrice O'Neal and Colin Quinn when she's this sensitive? Did she have white knight worms like Norton protecting her?
Eli Johnson
She poisoned Patrice
Hunter Price
no, it is YOU who ages like stale milk!
Ian Phillips
Sup Forums pls
Mason Clark
>You wouldn't know a real woman if she was naked infront of you Yes I would, I would cum in pants if that happened.
Brayden Sullivan
I can't remember when it was but there was a time the gang were talking about watching one of her specials and how hot she looked on it, and Patrice immediately said they were full of shit and that she was completely average. It was beautiful.
Adam Scott
(you)
Brody Gutierrez
It doesn't look natural. Like this pale blob of carbs and gluten would just burst out in the wild. I expect her to float in the air. That just doesn't look like an animal, maybe a slug?
Charles Smith
The problem is you can't get it up and would be unable to satisfy Amy Schumer with soft small dick. So you choose to hate on her instead. Real women have curves. Amy Schumer is a windsor beauty.
Matthew Cox
lol someone tried to rape brienne of tarth in this season too?
Easton Howard
>almost 50 post talking about the tranny >no one actually posted the actual pic
ygsiu Sup Forums2.0
Michael Phillips
I watched Amy Schumer once on Comedy Central before I cut my cable. It was some of the most cringe worthy shit I've ever seen.
I've never said anything about it though because I assumed it was a normie trigger and they'll start talking about how I hate women or something.
Matthew Mitchell
...
Asher Hill
She's actually obese. The fact that 50% of the population is overweight has just completely warped our sense of what normal weight is.
Gabriel Green
But I'm hard right now and 3 inches is hardly small.
Dylan Lewis
why does she have such a hot boyfriend...?
Jeremiah Peterson
Why do fat women like to use the word strong when they describe their fat bodies? You don't look strong at all, you look out of shape, dummy.
Jason Hughes
this counts as healthy looking in burgerland. lmfao
Gavin Garcia
>what looks to be 15lbs overweight is obese You're actually insane.
Nathan Perry
>When Amy Schumer and her boyfriend, Ben Hanisch, started posting adorable photos of themselves on social media, news outlets mostly focused on Hanisch’s current career as a Chicago-based furniture designer. But buried in a 2014 interview for a site called Five O’Clock, Hanisch is described as an “aspiring actor” who “spent all his money on acting classes upon moving back to Chicago.”
He's an opportunist and a pretty smart one since no media outlet will criticize Amy Schumer.
Jace Perry
Interesting choice of swimsuit.
Jordan Miller
dude not girl
Camden Bailey
but like it just makes her look shallow...like you want a hot man but you can't seem to make yourself go to the gym 3 times a week? come on. she should be with a seth rogen-tier man
Bentley Campbell
>Bailey Jay used to have a small cock >Stopped taking estrogen when she was 25 and her cock grew 5 inches longer. Why even live?
Thomas Cook
She's not good looking but I don't see that as anything to make fun of someone for. It's not like she took the picture herself and uploaded it. I think it's only okay to make fun of someone for being ugly if they start it by drawing attention to themselves. If they upload a picture to social media and caption it >I'm so cute that's when I think they're fair game. I don't see any merit in just making fun of ugly people because they dared go outside. I llike her or find her funny, but eh.
Juan Hall
she ever considered playing womens football? surely with broad shoulders and a body like that she could easily get into an all girls lingerie football league
Eli Lewis
>even women have bigger dicks than you
Nolan Gonzalez
Bailey Jay inside Amy Schumer sex tape when?
Jaxon Sanchez
>furniture designer >aspiring actor He's gay.
Julian Sullivan
what? how big was her dick before ? 2 inches ? cus shes only like 6~ inches now
Caleb Richardson
Amy is not unattractive due to weight. She has the face of a sweaty bavarian man.
Matthew Perry
...
Carter Sullivan
>She has the face of a sweaty bavarian man.
Wyatt Gomez
Looks like Brienne of Tarth ate too much of it.
Dominic Mitchell
Hopefully never, it'd be awful to see Bailey Jay have to do something as disgusting as Schumer.
Josiah Lewis
Schumer Name Meaning German: unexplained.North German (Schümer): nickname from Middle Low German schumer ‘good-for-nothing’, ‘vagabond’
David Cox
She's completely ok. She looked like my GF bodywise after she went into taken-status.MFW I told her that she got fat and she actually went with me to the gym instead of complaining about it on tumblr.
Caleb Sullivan
Estrogen makes your cock small but then getting off it makes it grow back as it was before or bigger than before?
Jaxon Stewart
dude good for her. that's the right attitude.
Evan Diaz
She mostly just has a really bad waist to hip ratio and broad shoulders.
Eli White
>She has the face of a sweaty bavarian man.
William Parker
Probably if you start taking estrogen when you're in your mid teens like she did. SheWhen they actually make an effort, they deserve their chosen pronoun was actually surprised that it has such a growth spurt. I guess her DNA sequence was repressed by hormones until she cut it out. I don't think it works if you're already fully grown(25 for men) There are also implants to make your cock thicker anyway and cock replacement is nearing actual commercial use. TFW I got a 12" dead aids niggercockin 5 years time.
Lincoln Gomez
She's definitely longer than 6 inches now. It also got fatter.
Isaac Foster
Must be why ashley george went from smaller than an amibo figure, to close to my size.
I mean lol nice cock knowledge faggot.
Isaiah Williams
It's fat
Angel Perez
willing to put your dick into a pile of mashed potatoes for fame
Jose Wright
Stay mad, schumerfags.
Joshua Thompson
Her face has the dreaded pyramid chasms. / -- \ If you ever see that in a girl you like, you better drop her like a cumrag and run out of there. It will be progressively worse the older they get.
Camden Stewart
You have to fuck one and kiss them and suck on their titties.
Choose Sup Forums
Aiden Watson
is this a joke? I'd fuck Bailey Jay over most real women, and so would a lot of this board
Ryder Roberts
I hate Amy Schumer for her uninspired, pandering, joke-stealing routines, probably more than most people here do.
But this idea that she's somehow this revolting Rebel Wilson-tier walking trainwreck of morbid obesity is retarded.
Schumer teeters on that knife's edge between "thick" and "obese", but I'd seriously doubt that her BMI is even over 30.
I'm not saying she's beautiful, but as someone who exclusively fucked (nerdy, awkward, homely) rail-thin chicks back in the day, 30 year-old me would probably still hit it, and maybe even keep it as an FWB if the personality was fun enough.
TLDR: I'd still poke Amy Schumer with the pork sword because plumpness aside, she's still deep into "well, it beats jacking off, again" territory.
Parker Johnson
I would chip in on the crowdfunding.
Dominic Watson
she's not attractive or anything but I can only see fashion industry faggots and jealous girls giving her shit for her body. she looks "normal".
Brayden Lopez
Incredible that a guy is a better girl than """real""" girls. Makes you think don't it?
Chase Johnson
Remember that time the show did a sketch where Tina Fey, Julia Louis Dreyfus and Patricia Arquette aren't considered attractive anymore because they're old but Amy is very attractive because she's young?
Matthew Foster
>starting
Andrew Evans
that's probably below the average american womans weight desu