So, Sup Forums. There's this really cute shy girl in a class I'm taking and I really want to talk to her...

So, Sup Forums. There's this really cute shy girl in a class I'm taking and I really want to talk to her, but I'm cripplingly shy too. I need some ideas about how to talk to her.

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You need to be at least 18 to be here, betafag

Lick her elbow

Not comfortable posting pictures of myself, especially on here. I'd rate myself 7/10 maybe. 6ft 170lbs brown hair blue eyes

>He thinks only people under the age of 18 take classes

if you arent comfortable with yourself then you wont get laid brok

>Being this obvious of a burnout fuck head

>7/10
Take a picture, just block out your eyes if you don't feel comfortable

don't even bother if you need to do this sort of thing to figure out your next move. you'll obviously look like an idiot of you try talking to her

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Asking people on this fucking site for advice is hardly recommended.

Honestly though believe it, or not. Just being yourself, not over thinking things, and making her laugh is all you need.

invite her over to play "goat simulator".

bitches love "goat simulator".

Stop being such a faggot.
Walk up to her, say hi/ introduce yourself and say some cheesy shit to make her laugh and then ask her if she'd like to go out some time.
Im beta as fuck and i still managed to do it

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seconded

You should tell her everything there is to know about your penis. That never fails.

/thread

Think about it,
>you is shy
>if she is introduce herself, you is fine with it
Flip i'roun
>you is approach her
>introduce yo self
>She fine with it

Dubs confirmed. I actually met my wife on "Goat Simulator". I could not be happier.

Forgot to mention, everyone always said, "just be yourself". Well, when I play, "Goat Simulator", I'm able to just be myself and women really respond to me then. Simulate your inner goat and you'll be drowning in pussy.

Double dubs confirms, will try this, thanks for the advice Sup Forums

Good good. Let me know if you have any questions.

Making a thread on Sup Forums isnt much different than talking to girls

Prefered goat? I really like tall goat

>approach her as a goat in goat simulator
>not shy because goat
>proceed to pound town
>great success

Black Phillip, definitely. Nary a wench can resist his temptation.

OK user, YOU AND I WHERE IN THE SAME BOAT, NOW I'M 25 AND MARRIED TO THE GIRL SO LISTEN THE FUCK UP. JUST GO FOR IT LIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAIDTHIS IS HOW IT WENT FOR ME
>oh uh, this is sorta weird but you seem like a very cool person, im user, nice to meet, i sorta suck at this class, and im probably gonna be dropped so i figured id say hi while i could
might make her laugh and is genuine

If you dont talk to her you might have nothing in common and it wont work

It would have been less weird on "Goat Simulator". When your wife leaves you, make sure to download "Goat Simulator" and you'll find a new lady real quick.

put your fucking mouth on the curb!

noted, of course i doubt that will happen, she asked me out sooo XD

nice brag faggot (happy for you though fam)

Which goat did she ask you out as?

You don't need to be a jealous nigger. Download "Goat Simulator" right now and you too can find a wife.

shut the fuck up faggot, its Sup Forums who gives a fuck, lets just share porn and gore

what ive learned from all my years is:

it doesnt matter what you talk about. the words arent important, its HOW you say it, and your body language. i could talk to a girl all day about fuckin raisins or someshit.

here are tips that have gotten me laid:

when you say things to people, you should say it regardless of how they react. dont seek a positive reaction; say it with some fucking balls.

an open ended question will make a girl talk all fucking day. i met up with a girl and simply asked "tell me about urself" and she didnt shut the fuck up for 3 hours (then we banged).

theres literally billions of things you could talk about. its just HOW you say it that matters. if you dont take my advice, you are a retard.

you guys are pure grade A kek

My first conversation on "Goat Simulator" was about raisins. How weird?!

>tell me about yourself
>entertain me
>dance puppet

No goat wants to be degraded in this fashion. You give very poor advice.

Wouldnotsimulate/10

I'm surprised on one here has recommended OP try "Goat Simulator".

Do it man, talk to her.

In goat simulator or real life? I'm confused... Maybe I SHOULD tey goat simulator

>Maybe I SHOULD try goat simulator

There's no "maybe" to it, unless you plan on marrying your hand?

Step 1. Blast 2 grams of phenibut (Nootropic: Not illegal) and watch your anxiety dissappear.

Step 2.Then Blast your cum inside her the next day!

In the holy words of the son Shia Labeouf "Just Do It!".