Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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still here

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Butt.

Claiming Felix again nyow

Also, I'll be in and out of the thread, busy watching Mirai Nikki

Feet.

Claimu

youtube.com/watch?v=N8L3MC_1V8c

>WEW

>claimed

Penny Claim~
I had fun playing with the kids!
>Even though one of em is a college ready 18 y/o
>He's still a kid.

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Same poster

I'll be up all night though, got a monster today at the store when I went shopping with my family

>Best fox

healer tanks are the best

Also, I never thought these threads would be that good

I'm glad I joined them, no one is an ass to one another and it's peaceful talks

Why are butts so great?

Humm well close enough!
Did you see the meteor shower last week? I didn't get the chance. But I did see a shooting star this morning so it made it all the worthwhile.

Pff. I'm riding my 20th year in this blasted, polluted hellscape of ignorance and feces, and I'm still a fucking kid, man. There are no adults. Just people who got good at faking it.
BECAUSE BUTTS.

>no one is an ass to one another
It's not always like that but it depends on who's here.

Anyway you just came here? welcome!

Are you that Ran that started a "Psychologist" thread before?

That's because you're new around here. There's a reason quite a few older anons stopped posting here.

Butts?

>healer tanks are the best

This nigga knows what's up

Nah, I've been in these threads for the last couple days, i was a remfag, but i let the original remfag have her

no

I didn't see it because I was inside being a weeb. ^^
I'm pretty good at faking it.
>But I love having kids around, I act like a kid more often, which is more fun!~

>filename
Kek

I frequent /k/ and /wsg/ more than I do Sup Forums. I only go on Sup Forums for these threads now tbh

I assume they were more busy with other things.

Akiko claimed

Pretty happy right now

This guy is asking the right questions
And best angle here has the right answer

>when your healer can use heal magic to damage undead
It feels good.

Ah, don't think i've spoken to you before that either.

what do i call you now?

>Best Blondie
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Y-You too
Nice!

Oh, thanks anyways, have a Chen

>when full-life one-shots the boss
This move actually feels retarded.

Twin-tails look amazing on her.

Idk, the watamote poster has just been calling me felix user

thats a dude

I honestly can't stand small children, but that's why I'm not going into education. The dream would be to work with high school students and mold them to the best of my limited ability but the dream never comes true. Older kids are okay.
Your waifu/husbando A FUCKING CUTE. WELCOME, NEW FRIEND. Have your standard issue "Mercy will probably fuck you if you let him" card!

Traps are great.

They got a meaning of contact with certain people and left.
Circles are like that, preferences are just natural.

That's why I'm at a HS level, its much simpler to deal with more competent people. I usually don't like small children either.
>But I absolutely adore K, she's super sweet.
>She brings out the father in me.

Ah, well welcome, Felix!

Listening to anything? also is that really a trap like everybody else says?

claimed

Prepare to have students get to you to late. The molding is happening in middle school, and it's the students that do it.

>Twin-tails.
Yes sir!

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Trap is alright. Not my favorite
youtu.be/M99E8pgT3N4

That's why I don't teach!
>I do IT stuff and play with nerds on my free time.

>Penny~

Shinoa claimed ',:)

Claimed.

Hey fam

Yes, Felix is a trap from re:zero

He a cute, like the mercy user said

inb4 purge cancer user

I did not know this
>It's giving me an erection

Smugz.
Fran ^^
Best Jew.

Never seen a trap that cute before.

Cute things are great.
Wish I was in IT.
Yo.

I might not even be able to deal with HS anymore. I could barely stand my classmates' intense, prideful ignorance as a student.
Also this. And middle school ALWAYS a shit. ALWAYS.
>mfw I remember being able to hold down a classroom at 16 better than my JHS teachers did at 30 and 40
>mfw boys will be boys
>mfw no actual teaching, just throwing notes up on the board and watching videos
>mfw everyone, myself included, is a stupid, impulsive, hormonal asshole
>mfw incompetent, unmotivated staff
>mfw the young teachers still had hope and tried their best and I spent 3 years watching the life leave their eyes as they became dead inside
Hi Fran.
Welcome again. We have a US Marine, a biomedical student, a teacher, some IT people, two gun nuts and whatever Tomoko and Kyoko are. Enjoy.
Hello, friend.

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Ay lmao

Hello mercy

How are you?

Hello Mercy user

I'm gonna be joining the army after i get out of college, been wanting to since 3rd grade. I'm gonna try to be a 68W

It's what my mind has been set on for the last half a year.

Please post Sunflower Vigil.

>Filename
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Yeah HS is a pretty touchy area, and a lot of kids are a pain in the ass.
>But there are pretty chill people
Theres this one new teacher (may the lord have mercy on her soul)
She is very well liked but she had the asshole kids (you know those one kids) for 2 years straight, I felt bad for her
BUT SOMEHOW SHE MANAGED.
>She is pretty tough tbh.
How goes it?
IT is fun ^^

Pennz. what up?

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Bikini party?

Riven

Sunflower Vigil a best.

>Gun nut
I prefer the term "firearm enthusiast".
But hello Mercy how are you?Hello Penny, how's it going?How did your friend who got stabbed end up?

Playing some league

Yo. ... Biomed IS your actual field, right?
As long as it's what you want. I considered enlisting and becoming a sniper or a medic for a very long time but then I remembered I'm a coward.
>tfw I still have a command voice audible over the engine of a prop-powered aircraft
Junior high/middle school is the worst. Especially with incompetent or uncaring staff. I learned more independently than I did in class in those years.
I like that too. Even if it does sound like our version of commie newspeak.

Second only to Blushing Vigil.

I'm not really a coward, I'm just not a leader of people. If the situation is dire, and there is a leader but no one can be it, I'll pick up the mantle and lead

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I had one teacher, the chemist teacher, you couldn't get that guy down, he didn't take shit but always made class great.
>Marine got mentioned first.
Rah.
Decent, living, sorting things out.
How do IT? Tell them to turn it on and off?
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Bikini party time?

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you're a coward and you know it. "if no one else in my team is alive i-i guess i could take the l-l-lead..."

youtube.com/watch?v=dTKd82Dh8Dk

Being unsure and fearful is different than being a coward. You'll never know what happens until it does, and most freeze or piss themselves the first time in a fire fight.

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Yes sir
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Off to sleep.

Have a good day everyone.

Claiming

Night

>smug

Good night Kyouko
Heading there myself, good night

I meant I'm a coward more in the sense that potentially being shot at is not worth less-than-minimum-wage pay, selling my soul to the maple leaf and becoming a drone is not my style, and I also fear I could one day be given an order I strongly disagree with on moral or logical grounds that I would be compelled by my own limited conscience to disobey.
I had a fantastic rapport with most of my English/language arts teachers because I was the only one in my class reading and writing at an adult level, and my HS history teacher and I are still pretty chill. I remember having an hour-long conversation with guns about him after school one day.
>tfw all the teachers telling me I should apply myself more were right
>tfw I could have gone to university or college and done something with my life but I fucked around and skipped my way through school and now work a dead-end fast food job
Kill me.
I know I probably would. Maybe not freeze but definitely piss myself a little. But man, real courage is being scared shitless and doing the thing anyway.

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bullshit

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>about guns with him
Fuck me I'm tired. And just after boasting about my literacy levels!

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sup everyone

We still doing bikinis? Because I have plenty of bikinis.

Watch it on the stream yes?

>ikaros

Ah i get what you mean now

I don't really care about morals, i know I'm going to hell anyways for the shit I've done before

nothing much mavis

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Same

Waddup everyone
I'm going to chill around for a bit
Tristana claimain

Hinata is pretty cool.

He'd be a really decent claim.