Dude killed himself on cam!

Dude killed himself on cam!

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Interesting that you aren't posting the url to the actual stream.

That fat fuck isn't dead, he's an attention seeking cunt.

let's have a link

So hes dead but still has his little hard on standing up in the last picture.

thats just a gay guy with a boner taking a nap

Why would he kill himself? He has a pretty nice sized dick.

Not that I think he actually killed himself, but google the term "angel lust".

Not even dead

Op pls

compared to you maybe.

>tfw you're only hanging on to life by a thin thread named dick size

Fuck you. He is probably bigger than you as well.

nigger are u srs he is like a 10 year old asian boy
>inb4 "you would know faggot"

>fat
>awkward
>autistic
>poor
>unskilled
>shy
>fairly depressed
>probably gay
>lonely
Look to me his reasons to do it outnumbered the small reason not to.

>small

What?

Nigger its not small. He is bigger than me and I am only slightly below average..

dude has like a 4 inch dick. you kunt.

ok cool, so he's got an average sized dick
for this reason alone, despite any problems or mental illness he may have, he shouldn't kill himself?

Its not 4 inches. I am 4 inches...

No I would say slightly above average. Which is obviously better than most

>for this reason alone, despite any problems or mental illness he may have, he shouldn't kill himself?

No. A dick that big is a pretty big advantage in life. Girls love that shit.

holy shit you must have a fucking microdick

No I just said I am slightly below average. 4 inches.

Who is he?

>slightly

Here is a picture. Im only semi hard here.

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alright, so you blame all your failures on your tiny dicklet, and you believe that everyone who has succeeded in wooing a woman must have a bigger dick than you
protip: it's not your dick women aren't attracted to, it's your personality

average cock 6 incher posting

My dick's 2-3x bigger than that flacid. Sad.

Kill yourself faggot

It is. Women have been conditioned to think bigger dicks are superior by the media.

Bull shit liar

I have a 5 inch flaccid dick. Idk how small that dick was in the photo that I had replied to.

same
women don't see your dick until they're at least interested in you and actually want to see it, how can women be turned off by a guy with a small dick if they haven't seen it?
also, he's not lying, 3 inches flaccid isn't even that big, I'm 4

You are full of shit. Anyways its probably like 3.5 inches there. Like I said not completely hard. I am 4 inches hard.

haha thats like 2 inches, this is bait

Size erect? Asking for a friend..

Thats exactly my point. They see my dick and then they are turned off because women have been conditioned to think huge cocks are a requirement and anything average or slightly below isnt good enough.

oh my god
that's gotta be fake, no fucking way that's you user

im sorry man. that must be terrible

Why would it be bait? I have nothing to be ashamed of. My dick is just slightly below average. Its not 2 inches its 4 like I said.

I bet he is just fapping

Or they just know that it's too small for pleasure. I mean jesus you'd do more woth your hand.

I feel way more confident in myself. Thanks user

Of course another thread with faggots obsession about dicks

This is gonna sound fucked up but that dude looks just like me. It's like watching my own suicide.

>slightly

>slightly below average. I mean 2 inches under isn't much right?

dude if that microdick posted is you, that's not slightly below average, that's literally non-functional as a reproductive organ
anyways, you should've heard it from anons by now if you've been browsing this site for any considerable amount of time, if your personality is good and you can use your mouth and hands, big dick is out of the equation

This

Did you forget this is Sup Forums?

it's not that much below if he's Korean

No. They are conditioned to think that if you dont have some 9 inch dick you arent worth their time

Why? You probably arent much bigger

Average is 5 inches. Im 4

Fuck off it works. Apparently you have been conditioned towards huge dicks as well fag.

8bit Eric?

Korean dicks put his to shame

i thought my dick was small

If you had ever been able to leave your basement and talk to a girl you'd realise girls don't care about size. You just think that you know what they want through porn, since porn is all large dicks.

What is this that? 6-7'' penor? We have the same sized cockzilla.

ditto

/18/2016
>>The night my doppelganger killed himself.

I win.

You are as delusional as him if you really believe that. Dick size might not be the most important thing ever, but a girl would definitely care if their guy had a cock as small as his.

that is a full half inch below 4
also, any girl that only takes 9 inch dick is a loose whore and not worth any decent man's time anyways, that guy probably is much bigger, seeing how far below average you are, and just because you can inseminate your boxers doesn't mean you can get a woman pregnant, I'd think the sperm would get too tired if they had to start from the lips
I haven't been conditioned towards huge dicks, it's just I have a pinch of personality and I'm good to my girl, she appreciates my 6.5x6 dick even though she could find a monster dong to fuck her without even trying

omfg your balls havent even dropped

>hurr durr i thought my obviously much larger than average dick was small

Fuck off

Dick rate thread!!

you really think mine is bigger than average?

>little dick kills himself because little dick
>Sup Forums: yeah but my dick is smaller


goodnight

You guys are comparing your dick size while I'm sitting over here having a fucking meltdown. This mother fucker that killed himself is my doppelganger and its tripping me the fuck out.

lmao yes, nothing to worry about bud

wake up
just wake up

Still very self conscious about it but hey, it helps thanks dude.

Go to bed, James.

He's not dead faggot it's autoerotic asphyxiation. He's just as gay and alive as you.

I almost forgot about that pasta.

Fuck off you cant read a ruler apparently. How am I "much smaller than average"? Average is 5 inches I am at 4

At this point is it considered as a handicap

Actually it's 5.1

>tfw you were 1 for every inch of your dick away from quads

clearly you cant read a ruler. that says 3 1/2"

youtube.com/watch?v=pa9YUDNHobE

yea, i feel you, i've always been very self conscious about my dick too even though it's that small
probably smaller than you though...

Wait did I say quads. I meant quints.

"hey are conditioned to think that if you dont have some 9 inch dick you arent worth their time"

women like big dicks because they just feel better

Holy fucking kek

If u look like that you need to change your lifestyle. Eat some veggies, go out in the sun, play some basketball

>He looks just like me
>Except he was capable of actually growing a beard.
That's a nice boost the the old ego...

did you even read the rest of the reply?

>let me split hairs that will show him

My point still remains...

The g spot is only 2 inches in. So you are juat further proof that people are conditioned into believing big dicks are superior...

I recorded him the other night

Dude comes here for attention, fakes (probably) a suicide on chaturbate. Anons all get into an argument about dick size. Fuck Sup Forums is just perfect entertainment sometimes.

Makes me feel a bit better now. I paused the video to get a better look at his face. His eyes are different so its all good.

>> My doppelganger still lives.

big dicks are superior because thick dicks are superior
i'm not saying that pencil dicks don't exist, but when a dick is longer, it's usually proportionally girthier
girls generally enjoy the
s t r e t c h e d o u t
feeling a thicker dick gives them
also, when you have a thicker dick, you can hit the walls of the vagina and hit that 2 inches in g spot, along with all the nerves on the walls, without having to aim your 3.5 inch payload towards it

Why the fuck are you all talking about penis size this man didn't kill himself because of his endowment.

lol small dick man soz user

because that one guy said he had a big dick

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