You are walking down to your local when this girl stops you and asks if you want to go paki bashing with her and a few...

You are walking down to your local when this girl stops you and asks if you want to go paki bashing with her and a few others.

You respond?

not until u fix ur shitty haircut lmao

I'd be delighted to oblige m'lady

*twirls cape*

"Wait a minute, let me get my baseball bat"

slap her head

"Let's get into the tank again"

>Foster's

Pleb.

Glorious haircut.

>WE EUROPEANS HAVE THE BEST HAIR IN THE WORLD

>GLORIOUS COLORS AND TEXTURE

>So lets all shave it off

Really makes me think

>Fosters
How to spot a pleb.

what is this girl? national front?

what do you call it?
The fascist mullet?
The English Ronaldo?

norman haircut

I would not mind
But I am an asian

It's a type of 'Chelsea' haircut.

checked, i want to grab her by the sideburns and face fuck

why are you asking an asian manlet

>drinking crap beer
I'm glad I didn't hang out with lads of shit taste.

> she should be drinking Special Brew

Of course.

What a slag.....I'd still bonk her though

alright ya slag ha how about we go shag or else ill shank ya dyou know what a mean hehe

>a few others
Yeah, no, I'd prefer to hold on to what few valuables I'm carrying.

Nice try, MI5!

EDL probably

British aren't European.

Damn straight, bloody continentals

Mr Cuddles and I would be happy to oblige

It's cute.

not my cup of tea, even if she didnt look like lesbian

Just been, but I suppose I could go another round.

yuck whats she drinking that watery piss for

On your bike you silly bint

I slap her face, and tell her that while paki bashing is a good thing, she should also stay at home where she belongs

JUST

ask her why she's drinking kangaroo piss

>n-no thank you, that's against the law and I won't be able to keep my job in astrophysics if I break it
>however, let me buy you a green daemon and tell you about the iceni
>you don't know what green daemon is? How can you you even call yourself British?

.....12 hours later she's inseminated.

"Are you mad?"

Or probably something dumber, like "eee, what?".

I would probably laugh at her, like I would at a small child speaking gibberish.

>those fucking 10/10 aryan jaw and headshape genetics

How do I into that? My head is just flat.

I'm not even racist, but if she does the right drugs, then I would.

Fine beverage of choice m'lady, let's get to it then

Start running for my life or she will notice my accent and tell her friends to kill me

Excellent post, Netherlands