Ask a guy who just had sex for the first time anything

Ask a guy who just had sex for the first time anything.

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how much did she cost?

how much did you pay for it?

0, but I can't say the same for you m8

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1000 x 0 ;)

she is the one?

What's his name?

dunno man, QT doe.

How did the situation unfold?

what was his name?

Was your dad gentle on you?

Jessica

Jeff

Dubs = FACTS

Your dad's name is Jeff

How old are you OP?

> be 18
>horny
>qt grill 19
>horny
> start grinding
>dirty small talk

Went from there man.

Do you still believe Bernie is going to save America?

...

Never did.

How old are you?

Do you drink skim, 2%, whole, or soy milk?

How disappointed were you

Skim

Was it awkward. Did you wear a rubber.

Did you protect yourself fag?
>condom
>pull out
>pill
>IUD
>Bulletproof vest
If you get the bitch prego man that's god's will right there

>this is clearly because youre bad at sex user

Honestly a little, I was a little drunk and my expectations were really high.

Sex overall is a little overrated but definitely worth it.

Not at all dude, was almost kind of fun.

Nope, she insisted on birth control so
>lets pray

...

Did she have a booty tho OP?
Also, pics or it didn't happen.

You fucked up dawg. Get your willy checked out in a week

This user is right OP, you might have herpes.

>not risking that picture shit man

As for ass goes it was pretty acceptable, nothing special but had shape, a lot of more firm that expected, her tits were god tier however
>fucking soft m8y

Source?

Thanks for the concern fellas
A little worried myself.

God tier as in nice shaped or huge?

I mean like ultra perky and soft. Just genuinely wonderful.

user, I hope you don't have any dick disease.

The cool thing is. After your first fuck, it gets a lot easier to have sex with girls. It gets rid of any anxieties. Just wrap that shit up dude. Don't ever believe a girl. Besides, if shes willing to go no rubber and shes a stanger, thats a huge red flag and run. But that's easier said than done

> me 2

what anime is that from?

Thats because she was 19... they dont stay like that forever, the plus side, chicks dig older guys.

Thanks man, my friend said something similar.

You can also be in a committed relationship instead of fucking random chicks.

It's 11/10 if you find the one for you.

If your first fuck was like mine, it was fucking gr8 and there isn't anything like it.

I've heard, got lucky I guess

We're all on the search brother.

Whats his name.

>did you read what i said there? HIS name! GAY!

True, then you can really open up... tips for relationships...
1) dont lie to yourself if the relationship is bad
2) dont ask about her previous affairs
3) don't stay for the sex

And if it gets serious.... watch out if you move in together, you never know some one until you live with them...

Must be 12.
MODSMODSMODS

It was man, but in a completely different way, I expected more of a euphoric experience, but it was really just me pounding her pussy from the back violently until I came.

Shit was still pretty cash.

Thanks for the advice broseph.

I used a rubber my first few times with my girl.
It was euphoric as fuck, I was so concentrated on it and nothing else. we fucked for about two hours. Most fun I ever had. Never used a rubber after the first few times though, rawdog is the way to go if you're in a committed relationship.

The first time we fucked with a condom though, I stuck it in and my knees buckled. 5 minutes later, boom goes the dynamite. THAT was the best moment of my life, period.

Maybe it wasn't as enjoyable because of my intoxication, maybe whiskey dick wasn't a meme.

Agreed.

IDIOT!

gay sex doesn't count

The first time you fuck sober, without a condom,
you'll be like holy damn.

in the future, when you have more exes, you could sing this song.

youtube.com/watch?v=xz-ivWFVWmw

>3rd post in reference to homosexual intercourse
try being original

honestly looking forward to it now.