What's your most perverted fantasy/thing you've done?

What's your most perverted fantasy/thing you've done?

I'll start. I came on my sister's friends toothbrush when she slept over one time.

used to rub on my cock on my sisters bare ass when she was asleep

I would print out pictures of chicks from instagram and cum on them, then send them the picture in a DM.

I once jacked off while I was laying in bed and my three nieces were at the foot of my bed playing Minecraft.

Lol any replies from them?

Only one girl (out of like 5) replied saying how disgusting I was and demanded to know who I was etc. All of them blocked me immediately.

found siblings go pro went through files found porn jackoff to him and his gf doing it

There is a curtain at my workplace so that people do not enter a certain area. You can see out but not in. Outside the curtain there are chairs. I often masturbate less than five feet away from people who are facing me but cannot see me.

I masturbated on the bus a few times.

Umm...I dunno, stuff.

Groped multiple women's' asses when I was in my teens.
Regularly used to steal my sister-in-law's panties and sniff / lick them whilst wearing a pair and jerking off.

Wrapped my freinds mom's bathrobe around my dick and jerk it

I took a girls chapstick from her cubicle in the library and rubbed pre cum all over it so she would put it on her lips.

groped my girlfriend's sister's butt when she was sleeping

fingered a girl in her sleep once. got drunk with a girl and jacked off in her mouth when she passed out, when she woke up she kind of instinctually swallowed said some drunk shit and passed out again

I also stole a close friend's panties and jacked off with them for a few months

i cum in my sisters bottle of silk fairly regularly

I regularly jerk off to all three of my sister's-- stole nudes off one's computer. Guess which is the selfie-slut and I will deliver.

A?

i masturbated with my sisters friends sandal, smelled good man

B?

Or C?

Messed around with my ex's (at the time gf's) younger sister. She didn't want things going too far so we never fucked. One time when we were over at her family's place, her sister and I were playing xbox, which resulted in me fingering her while everyone else was upstairs. She ended up taking her wet panties off and stuffed them in my pocket and told me to jerk off with them when I got home. Definitely miss her more than I ever missed my ex.

C

Middle

Also will provide stories about the perverted things I have done regarding any of them specifically.

B

Let's here some convincing arguments for why you think your choice is the slut.

Fucking Christ, just post the shit already.

The fuck is the matter with you?

>walking in a quiet street after a night out at 3am one day
>come across a drunk girl passed out in a door way
>go up to her to see if she is ok, get no response from her
>sit next to her proceed to start groping her tits and molesting her for a good 20 minutes
>she is so far gone decide to call her an ambulance, molest her for 10 more minutes while I wait for it
>she finally comes round a bit before the ambulance arrives, has no idea what I had done, tells me she is 18
>ambulance comes and the medics thanks me for being a nice guy etc
>perfect crime completed, still fap to the thought of that night to this day

Middle was the hot one and shes wearing sunglasses which means she likes attention

Sleeping over at friends house, and while he was gaming, I went upstairs to his parents bedroom (who were on vacation) and jacked it to his mom's bra and more.

been fapping to my cousin like crazy lately
>pic related

Over a period of time I've masturbated and came in so many places.

Cousin's panties
Tenants daughters who were my age and younger
Tutor's waterbottle (which she drank), as well as rubbing my dick on her belongings as she was in the bathroom.

Let the neighbours doggo fuck my ass

I came in my sister for a long time until one time we thought she was pregnant, I stopped for a while but she got pills so now we do it all the time again

Not very convincing but you are correct sir--

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Are you full retard? It means it's sunny you damn cunt

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i sometimes jerk off to the thought of being dominated by my sisters

Ssshhhh

I broke into a car and jacked off and pissed all over the interior. Or did I?


I did.

What's a good way to sneak people into eating/touching your cum?

Used to always use a roommates panties and bras to jerk off with.

Ex gfs sisters panties wrapped round my cock while stroking it to a high school/midle school photo of her in a rrd bikini. High quality school swim photo. Miss that pic.

Jerked off in a park once.

Jerked in a theatre cause i was bored twice.

Stroke it to facebook friends....daughters sometimes.

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Damn wish i had nieces to do that. Fuck.

Keep em comin

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I buried my face in my aunts ass after like her 40000 indirect comment. I felt pretty bad but god dam had I fantasized about that ass since I was like 9 years old. She gave me head after, those green eyes staring back at me still make me cum buckets.

Ex's daughter used to leave her dirty crusty pussy discharge panties on the bathroom floor. I'd chew the crotch while fapping. Tastes so good.

Also one time I heard her fucking her bf on the other side of the door and I had to fap while hearing her moan and cumming.

Used to do this a lot...countless times to college girls or teens who would hang out at the jacuzzi area of an apartment i lived at. Nice shot down but they couldnt see me behind the curtain of my room.

Fav was this 12-14 year old with a 10/10 body and nice juicy tits. She was always in a two piece and i literally jerked it to her 20 or more times. Fuck i miss her.

Got more ?

One time a good friend of mine was going on vacation with his wife, and asked me if I could stop by his place once a day to feed his fish tank. First night I went I got into the dirty laundry to find a pair of his wife's dirty panties. Sniff them like coke, then put them on and jerked off on their bed.

I regret doing it sometimes, but then I remember how good my cock felt trapped in a tight tong and I get hard.

Stayed the night at a friend's house and saw his sisters panties in the washing basket outside the bathroom, waited ages for everyone to go to bed before I could borrow them. Took them to the garage and jerked off with them over my face.

Reminds me of this 15 year old who loved me when i was maybe 21. She was honestly one of the sweetest and prettiest girls i ever met. She wanted to fuck me but i knew I shouldn't do it. I didnt.

Her grandmother forced her to never talk to me again and i never did see her again. Out of all the girls i dated i think about her and miss her. Im old now and married....fuck my life.

Was she cute? I'm guessing so. Just me, but I won't waste time molesting her if she was ugly.

While housesitting for my hot neighbor I jerked off into and came in at least 9 pairs of her panties. Kept 1 pair I still wrap around myself while fapping

It's hard man
Honestly, I just got lucky and took the opportunity however, sometimes I hear people save up iin a bottle and squirt it in while acting like doing a favour like buying a drink

I was staying at my aunts house while she was at the beach and found her black panties then wrapped it around my dick and Jerked off.

I like cumming on money and giving cute girls the sticky bills

Used to cum in my cousin's panties regularly, also my cousin's wife's panties and would cum on her toothbrush. I stroked my cock one time while my cousin was giving me a ride.

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I regularly blast huge loads on my 17 y/o sisters panties and let it dry in, then return to the drawer.

Had a friend who was in track. One day I stole one of her track shoes and her sock right after she practiced. Took it home jerked off in them dozens of times. I then sneaked them back in her bag and later saw her wearing them. Good times

My sister has big tits but i just cant see her in a sexual way. It would be gross to stroke it to her.

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What would Sup Forums do to my sister?

I wonder if you stopped if she'd notice and think something was up, huehuehue

The thought of my sister walking around, rubbing her own juices in with my dried cum is the biggest turn on.

Any of them--

Used to sell chips in high school. With them I had a complementary lemon juice bottle they would spray on the chips. I would cum loads and mix it with the juice. No ragretz

im a professional massage therapist my sister got a strained muscle while working out so she came to my place for a session while she was zoned out and i realized she was wett so i took dick out and stroked it while "accidentally" rubbing her clit i got brave and rubbed my dick on it she didnt notice i began to cum and stuck just the tip in and creampied her felt amazing jack off to that regularly

Come on tell us what you've done to them

QT
More?

I assfck my jailbait niece when she was sleep..I just put my penis too inside her anus and I know she felt my tip cus she wink me and back me more..then I cameltoe slide her small wet pussy..then I creampie her add cheek so damn good and clean her firm round bubble butt ..good times

Learn to grammar

yeah

and then you wake up?

pedofag

Sorry fucker the auto spelled fck me over stop being a ass

Nude?

I wear my moms panties while jacking off

nah sorry

She looka lika man...

I dress in womens underwear and clothing and then get fucked by my girlfriend. Its pretty fun

I jerk off with mom panties too

checkem

like pegged?


my gf and i get really drunk and she pegs the living shit out of me. its awesome

i guess when i made my sister and her friend kiss for a minute ina game of truth or dare when we were teenagers

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same here dude

Pegging and we have a vibrating butt plug. She likes fucking me and calling me her little slut. I love it. I always return the favor when I'm in charge.

Fucked a mother and daughter (not at the same time)
I first met (and fucked) the mother for a few years when the daughter was only about 9 years old. I continued fucking the mother on and off fir s few years - the daughter even caught us a couple of times... but then the daughter grew up and I fucked her when she turned 18.
Still fuck them sometimes. The mother doesn't know that I fuck her daughter though.

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