Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/:

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

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Shizuru get

still here

Bayonetta... Don't get me started Jesus Christ ;w;
I just started to get good at a certain combo, and the rest was history. I wanna learn Lucina though. What do you play it on?.

Whaaaat~?

Oh you!

>hehe

Clap clap clap?
>Shizune chair scene
>Hnnnnng

Claimed, no trollerino

(Lily)
>Do Lilly
>Again and again
>

Yuno has yukki tied to a chair and is feeding him and talking like a mommy my heart uh it cant handle much more sen help


claerly we have very diffrent tastes how could you not like yandere insane strong relateble hot and scary covered in blood over-loving would never leave you whats not to love uandere is only dere just like my moma esdeath she is also yandere

Claimu
(Esdeath)
Oh, Nui?

She's the Grand Couturier of REVOCS a company that makes Life Fiber clothing.

She lost her eye in a fight with Isshin Matoi when he was developing a weapon that could hurt her and anything Life Fiber related, she took half of that weapon before running off and killing him.

She's deadly but extremely adorable, she gets what she wants and nobody can stop her.

Just realised that I kinda look like my waifu...
Except I have black hair, and Brown eyes

I totally forgot about this
Prev thread:

Stick him in a barrel with the hosepipe on him.

It's one of those what can you do situations. You gotta move on in life, but do you really want to? Probably not. You're right though, much more freedom and yeah simple was the best,

Will do m8! Been a calm night.

Nothing weird, seems more intriguing than anything else.

Nah I knew that, remember the puzzles being a bitch. Talking about the shanty. It was ok, need a hood at all times though.

...

Im thinking I should play a game before my pathfinder night.

Yozora claimed.

What's up y'all?

-____-

Yes, I'm clapping for you

^_^

On the bus home

>Fuckable then.
I never put that.
Pathfinder?

>claimed

Thank you. I'm hoping to be painted my usual tan shade by the end of next week. I've played Overwatch once, I think, because I was made to. I really am terrible at video games. Is that Prinz with a tilde, or was that for added effect?

That's very true. I don't ever seem to meet the same people on /lit/, though. No avatarfagging is allowed, so I guess it's only natural. I've made myself scarce on Sup Forums these past couple months to prevent me being here forever, haha. What's cute?

the usual. you?

Yeah that too, but I literally cried on her route.

Not to mention being outright vulgar to people and not caring. Ha!
And that's in HS...

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Claimed

Claimed.

Lucina is actually quite a basic character to learn. You have good pokes with your d-tilt and short jump f-airs. When your opponent starts relying on their shield, mix thing up with a neutral-b and snipe their shield.
>What do you play it on?
I assume you're talking about sm4sh? I play it on the wii u

The "insane", "scary covered in blood", and "over-loving" pretty much ruins it for me.

>Jesus

A form of dungeons and dragons. Less broken and less likely to make literal gods.

Indeed it has. Nothing wrong with that though

Kek

You're welcome :)
Oh nice! Just don't get too tan! That can be unhealthy for your skin. Oh nice. Did you at least enjoy it though?
Oh no no its a habit. Sorry about that heh. It's just Prinz

Saber claim
Yo(Zora)! I'm doing good and you?
>Do lily
That user has good taste
IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>Best vocaloid
Good taste

Still here, last thread for me

I think I've asked, but my memory suck. What kind of music do you listen to?
>the guitar in that picture has 6 strings but only 5 tuning pegs
>wizardry

Meant for:

Forgot pic

...

Masaki G. claimed (?
From Amairo*Islenauts
universalnovels-dadioz.blogspot.mx/p/amairo-islenauts-download.html

Where you going?

Nothing special homes. I just made 40 bucks, though.

Yo

Yo

Yo

Ooh really? Thanks! Ill try my best to get good with her.
Aww okay. I wish I had a wii u

>I said "Oh nice" twice
God why do I keep saying that

How you doing?

Why thank you. :D

I have a couple personal Lily covers, though I still need to work on them... I feel like I dont have the pitch right.

Also, Lilly route is great, calming and relaxing. So cute.

doing what?

pretty cool shes a villian then?

how...i....just cant get behind the mind set i guess yuno and yandere is just very understandable to me I feel like i could final talk to someone one who understands

Oh nothing~

Really? Puzzles were fun to me. Oh.. i get it. To get that assassin feel at all times

Chilling

Oh. Well then lol

How are you sure becuase avafagging isnt allowed? Lmao. Dont be like me and a few others who are stuck here. You having to look up telegram

You don't have a wii u? How do you play sm4sh?

What's up Saber?

I'm going home. Can't wait, because tonight is ranked 5s night with friends

>I'll have to carry their asses tonight
>Or maybe they'll carry me

Yep, an adorable one at that.

Hello everyone
>still a no life
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here

Wish I could play!
Wat? Misquote?

My data just hit cap, here we go.

Hello

What?

Pretty average, homie.
About to buy some of the good shit.

Things of questionable legality.

Sounds fun. What're you guys playing?

Yo

Oh okay

I don't, unfortunately
3DS. End me now

How are you Juvia

Oh shit, sounds like a good time lol

All waifus are mine.
Quads say so

Lewd! Ero! Explicit!

.

>Got work in the morning, goodnight, my chickadees

Nothing much. Feel like shit though how do you catch a cold in 100° weather?
Yeah it's very cute. Still on my first run of KS and in going the Lilly route.
Hey Yo(Zora) doing well?

That's my queue to go. Laters. Going to top the charts in hell shooter games and what not.

Hi bbys!

How's everyone doing?

Ouch... I feel bad for you...
I played for a year on 3ds before I got wii u version. The wii u version is so much more enjoyable it's not even funny.

Penny-user never Kurt Cobain'd his ex gf

You'll still find some of that out there now, if you look in the right places. See ya around.

Nope, not at all. Better to just embrace it.

Indie, alternative, rap, most rock, folk, there's more but I'm drawing a blank.
>Idol magic.

Yeah needed a guide to get some of them. Exactly, the real immersion.

Oh nothing. I was the user you replied to anout the prev thread

Mmhmm~

>shinoa

I'm half-Zuni. There isn't such a thing as "too tan."
I can't say the experience was enjoyable, no, haha.
I was only messing with you. Prinz it is.

Your first sentence isn't really a sentence, and it's confusing me...
I don't plan to. Agh, that's sounds mean. I don't mean it in a bad way. I'm just too busy to be on all the time.
You can't blame me for not knowing about these things. It's not cute at all!

someone with the same type of stuff as me ya know esdeath and yuno just speak to me I could tell them things about me that you guys think are weird they think are normal ya know

I call out for ONE NIGHT, and apparently this place went to hell and back.

Its pretty much free. Almost entirely physical but all info us available on apps or the net for free.

Your waifu is fucking hot

ok

League of Legends

>We're called the Speedwagons

>37 degrees Celcius

No wonder, it must be freezing

Hi Shino. I'm alright, how about you?

I know dude. There's a smash Bros club at my school. It's so much better than 3ds
>could you hook me up :^)

Yup!

Mmmmmhmmmmm

Kek, alright. Just make sure to wear sunscreen and stuff~
Aww okay. I take it You're not a vidya kind of person?
Alright~! Anything special you want me to call ya or just Eureka?
>and also... I agree with Shinoa that was cute

Just smile and nod

>claiming shino
wow.... no life fgt

I dont get it what dont you two understand

Coo'.
Anything special going on?

Last time I got it I had the best time of my life.

Well enough. You?

Bye.

Nothing extraordinary happening right now. You?

Ah, I've never really liked MOBAs. They never really clicked with me.
I used to really like playing Teemo though. Pure cancer.

Oh and... I think I'm gonna head off to bed. Goodnight everyone! It was nice talking to you guys today~

I get it, but I just don't get it.

Much more precision with 60fps over 30fps.
>I wouldn't mind if you don't mind paying for shipping :^^)

Pretty good man. Just having one of those nights of blah. Can't really get into any game. Don't feel like watching shit. Probably gonna go to sleep soon. Also i miss sachi.

How bout you?

shut up nigger

Who are you? I don't think we've talked, Your waifu is top notch man.

my little gardy

Shygal claimed.

Not me fam. Dont blame ya dude. The mayan or the templar armor don't have the hood

Im saying what if it is the same user youre talking to. They just don't have the avatar like me do or go by Nicknames
That's understandable! Which is why talking to you outside of thread would be nice dont you think?
Got nothing against that but it is cute! The thing about you from /lit/ getting lit should've been illegal to be that adorable. In my opinion
I also notice youre responding faster than usual
What are you doing up so late btw? Thanks for agreeing with me~

oh ok I dont understand why but ok so why do you like your waifu?

Sheeiiitt i passed out and half of me was on my bed

Claiming felix

Games and talking to someone i havent spoke to from thread in a while:D
You?

>smug

I just don't get w h y you're like this
Are you a failed abortion or did you fall down a cliff when you were like 5?

Okay got a cold though.
>That pose
Unf
Night Eugen

She's not a yandere.

Shino bby!
I miss sachi... I wonder if he's in potato heaven right now...

Nice, seems like a nice spread of genres. I'm starting to listen to more hip hop lately

Lol I bet! I've never had whatever it is we're talking about
>what are we talking about?

Yeah Sachi need to hurry up and get back.
Stupid slutty maid.
And yeah, i know what you mean with the night of blah. I'm kind of doing that right now. Been half-assedly watching a twitch stream for the last couple hours.

failed abortion yes and also your just one of the non believers you all just want disgusting submissive women us over lovers are just better

i like her cause shes big and strong and taller than me she could dom the hit out of me any time

Claiming.

ok

Is that who I think it is?

>submissive women
>disgusting

meanwhile
>animal crushing
>mummy femdom
>stalking
>cutting names into your arm
it's all beautiful
h e l p

Thanks homie. Nice to meet you. I've been fucking around on these threads for a while now, guess we never got around to talking.

I'm struggling to decide on what type of Premium porn to buy.

I haven't had a cold in a long ass time.
Take your antibiotics and shit, homie.
>That pose
>Dat booty

Premium Porn.

Yo

Submissive women aren't bad depending on personality traits but Femdom is best, i prefer cute dommes though.

How can we be sure?
>did you ever reply to last thread?

Wew. Uhmmm backdoor sluts 9 is a good one

why do you keep saying that?

submissive women are a disgusting plague that i have to deal with. wanting to dom a girl is disgusting
>blow jobs
>facials
>rape
>loli
are faaar worse

>cutting names into your arm
Any proof of this?

Mam... is that really you?

Blowjobs are a lot more attractive than animal crushing.

Shush little one. c:

Who's getting raped though.

3 of the 4 things you specified is normal
>>rape
esdeath why

I don't have the screencap of his arm, if he ever did show a pic, but I remember him talking about carving Esdeath into his arm.

when are you gonna grace us with your presence in the stream sometime. We watch all kinds of fun stuff? if you're ever bored come hang out.

We'll im glad you said something! suhweet

Hi to you too esdeath, i criiing
Your the devil