Best racist jokes /b

Best racist jokes /b
First post niggers, take it easy.

What's the difference between a nigger and a Jew?

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post.

lol

They're both better dead.

Oh look everybody it's that gay guy

> You

Why don't niggers dream?
Because the last time one did, he got shot.

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Fu

fuck off

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why do niggers keep getting stronger?
because T.V'S keep getting bigger.

>nigglets
kek

Stick it up the butt

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Nail a piece of bread to the roof.


Ever had Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

Two black guys walking down a street see a sign: "turn you white for 99cents". One black guy turns out his pockets and only has 98cents, the other turns out 1$. "I'll go in first to test it out, and if it works, i'll give you my penny." "Good plan!" He proceeds to go inside, comes out a few minutes later perfectly white. Beautiful milky skin, blonde hair, blue eyes. "It worked! You look great man! Give me your penny and I can do it too!" The now white man turns to his friend and says "get a job you fucking nigger"

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how do you kill 800 flies at once?
hit an Ethiopian child with a frying pan.

OP here. These are fucking glorious.

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So a black guy looks at the "Help Wanted" section of the newspaper...

The end?

dfg

he was looking himself at the mirror?

Either i'm just a dumb-ass or he forgot to continue. Probably option A.

Thats the joke....

Reeeeeee