DESCRIBE A GAME POORLY PART 3

DESCRIBE A GAME POORLY PART 3
SEE WHO CAN GUESS IT

>Old thread part 2
I'm running out of cute amputee girls for these threads.

>be a bunny
>wish you were metroid
>holy shit wait this game actually has a plot


>Oh the plot sucks, alright scared me...

Guy dressed in red
Silver hair
Big sword
Kills angels and demons on earth

Lets see if you all can do it with one line.

>Play as creepy woman stalker

Devil May Cry

Dmc

> be me, chillin at work
> cops come and shoot up my workplace
> manage to escape, along with my boss and a coworker
> we have three days to either destroy capitalism or die

hints: pc-only, indie, sci-fi.

>Start Game: Feels like a badass Action Game with no plot
>Sidekick is a sarcastic bastard
>best last name for an action hero
>End Game: this had a plot and feels
>You Got The Touch

>Open a chest
>Release purple balls
>People beat shit out of each other

Nobody?

Hint: based on a cult classic show.

Both wrong

>online yugioh
>pay to win
>made by very cold storms

>Main character has red suit
>also has green sword
>his waifu has pink suit
>waifu is a scientist

>be a doofy fucking alien in a diaper
>Pull goofs on humans for money or something
>Goof on too many humans
>fuck they mad
>become the ultimate goofster

Hearthstone

>have space-faring technology
>participate in an archaic racing competition
>badtothebone.mp3
>borntobewild.mp3
>highwaystar.mp3
>paranoid.mp3
>petergunntheme.mp3
>shredisinanothertimezone.mp3

>having to mark out explosive devices while at work

an italian plumbeer named mario stomps on goombas and koopas

Rapelay

>Fly in spaceship
>Earth is red
>green centipedes own the universe
>black centipedes want to destroy it
>robots merge with crystal
>confusing mushroom guys
>sexy blue aliens
>tough rhinos
>literally first actual space opera game
>still best space opera game
>ran on the 3do
>years before mass effect existed
>mine minerals on other planets
>creepy but friendly fish people that are most likely some Cthulhu-like god
>the ______ masters
>or star _______ 2

Sonic the Hedgehog

The Legend of Zelda.

minesweeper

heres a quote thats probs gonna get guessed

>"Me! Me! Pickle Pee! You! You! Pump a rum!"

Digimon

nah

Yandere Youtube Money Simulator

Freddy Fish

>the ______ masters
Bass

>or star _____ 2
Ocean

Bass Ocean

It was Darksiders, btw.

yep

Im running out of ideas

Darksiders

conkers bad fur day reloaded only on xbox live arcade

well i'm passing out. it was Shadow Warrior

Correct

>you burn down your house
>fans of this game play this when they're not busy having their periods or drinking bacardi breezers

nailed it dude

>비상탈출
>boom

>>My creation comes to life
>>Is posseesed by a previous creation that also came to life.
>>Now I have to destroy them both with kung-fu

Correct, but I've already given the name away.

>jump out of a plane
>kill my abusive ex-gf war buddies after getting sent to the hospital

>Fight giant robots
>one fight is in a nuclear waste dump
>3D platformer

>rats
>bad
>game of the year

>2 protagonists
>you control the other one after the first one fails to stop the bad guy
>your sword can go vroom vroom
>"the time has come and so have I..."

i dont know what to do
i dont know where to go
i dont know whats going on

Five Nights at Niggers
also captcha

Good mice

>space ninjas

Anyone ever play dead head fred? I liked it.

>futuristic setting
>control four punk cyborgs
>be professional synchronized waking team
>ignore plot of game
>save up money for cool guns to slaughter civilians

>spoons
>bards

Nope, think more spacey

Ds 3

predator concrete jungle

Why?

Devil May Cry

Could it be... NHL 17?!?!?

This is simple for anyone who has ever played it.

>there are super robots
>you are in a war

>"puny shield"

If someone gets this I'll be happy

Wrong

no

>surprised reaction
>huge ass dragon
>made by cold storm

forgot to put image

Never guessed from last thread

>Get a ship
>Go marauding
>get killed
>Someone takes my ship
>go marauding
>get killed
>at least my box of shit is still there.

Mario?

>"DIE INSECT!"
>Everything is fire
>Marked the death of the franchise

>Submit to the taint

LoL

>Spooky bald guy
>Silenced pistols

Hearthstone or wow

A kid with spiky hair
Hangs out with his friends all over the place
Their favorite activity is impossible where they are half the time, but they do it anyway
And they are unknowingly being harassed by a demon

Hitman

All I could think of was Minish Cap

Hotmin?

Hitman

Pixel piracy?

Close, going for something more specific

Holy fuck that's right!

FF7

OP here
It's been fun but I think I'm done for the night
I won't be around so someone else will have to make another thread when this one hits the limit

Good night

I think you missed the last line, hombré. Try again.

Ye

>First event you fight is a spider
>space station needs radioactives

Nope.

Hint: Space

>Crashland on foreign planet
>Enslave Local Wildlife
>They help me get home
>Greedy Jewlord boss forces me to go back to the planet
>Re-enslave Local Wildlife Again

>be a hero
>Do good things
>The people love me and your wallet is fat
>go to dig up a treasure
>get cornered by an adoring mob
>go into murder mode
>Brutally kill everyone in my way
>people still love me, only now they fear me
>Wish my dog was still alive so someone would understand me
>Bring dog back to life, by magic
>Still feel alone
>Own everything, a semi-heroic lord above imbeciles
>kill me bandits, please end this.

Starmade?

Pikmin

Pikmin

Really hard one here:
>be middle aged man with beard
>live in the desert
>raise baby
>world is fucked

Pikmin 1 & 2

be a hero
Play guitar

Picman 2EZ

Fable

It was all I could think about considering how many NPCs bring it up, I've never had the chance to finish it considering my gba cart will skip me ahead to the end of the game if I save after the first boss.

Nope. Never even heard of that game

which one?

>move slowly in a western direction
>avoid snakes and shit
>only be able to carry 200 lbs of food

>be in command of a group of bananas
>be well known
>return after a hiatus to punt asses
>own a weapon that expels hard tropical fruit in quick succession
>if one were to be bludgeoned by said tropical fruit, it would cause harm
>be larger in size
>have increased dexterity
>possess the power to lift objects that you previously could not
>be the inaugural representative of the ass kings

>Waka Waka Waka