Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Best robot claimed

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not here for long

Claimed.

50% correct.
You should switch to the loli side instead of the boat side. They're adorable.

>Watch the road
I was! How am I supposed to tell a 3-4" level difference on surfaces that look like the same level when at speed?!
>Naked Apron
>WEWEWEWEWEW
>Also, here: 67.media.tumblr.com/5cd10844ac480dc1ea62e8403055cd53/tumblr_ob40feKWgX1v8jkqko9_540.jpg

Reading anything interesting?
Like, it happens to everyone sometimes, but it's nearly 100% of the time with you. It's fascinating to see happen.

Hello, last post of the night
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here
>goodnight to all of you

somewhere in between the two. i had to go to hospital to get it checked out. it should be healed by sunday. my kuckle swelled up and made me think it was dislodge or something.
o shit its mug

>50%
So a boat.

Thick Pearl Claimed for Waifu

yeah

Lurking hard

Claimed.

Best robot claimed.

I love it omg! and shut up..! she's just trying to cook you perv..

Absolutely not.

Doll claimed.


It's a heaven isn't it?

Hank
Guessing it's pretty frantic.

Same, what's up moog anyway?

>That link
NICO, NICO, NII
Some articles on bionics and ethics, real interesting stuff.
Like I said, I really don't know ha. What's fascinating about it?

Night night.

Ah so nothing broken then at least. I hat going to hospitals for injuries, I feel stupid explaining stuff.

Or hardly lurking?

I too like to cook with nothing but an apron on.

wew wew

You get used to it.

It really should be. The parasprite unit stuff doesn't really count, some tried to make that comparison.

>Greatness
You seem to be confusing that with conceit.
>Lies
>youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8

Topkek. Don't give them the ideas man. True, no coming back from that fiasco. Yeah by the end of the year or fall at least there should be some more info

Oh my god.

i imagined it looked odd when someone as big as me had to say "i crashed a push bike and got a boo boo"
fite me

I got some sleep for a change.
youtube.com/watch?v=UFwUvrN2sYE

ive stayed up until now (5:43 am) for a torrent to finish i need to be asleep right now

The only thing you'll be cookin in that is a steamy night. :^)

Bionics? And in bio-engineering?
Just the fact that it always happens. It's like the Shinoa effect.

See? it isn't weird or anything..

Why are you being so mean to me T_T

Wew.

Claimed

wew wew

Shhhh~

Loli boat lover

~ itself is lewd.

Good morning! how are you feeling, Shiro?

Is it still a lie if it's true?

Uhm you're one to talk! Look at that outfit! It's lewd and perverted.

SEE!? DON'T YOU WEW ME..!

How hard is it to crop out a watermark.

Claimed.

Hah all you guys so jealous.

no

Is not.

How is that lewd?!

>Also, that's not even me.

>How bout you get one without the watermark to begin with you scrubs

No.

Even so I can see her.. yeah.. and still.. it doesn't change the fact of the matter.

I'd say I'm feeling fine, just watching some YouTube. How about you?
Is too.

I don't think that's right. You could fuck around on someone all day and night, and still honestly tell them you love them. So even though everything you do is showing the opposite, you could still mean it.

See heeeer....?
And it so does!

Prove it!

Okay.

but when you tell them you love them, aren't you telling the truth and not a lie?

I'm doing good, just listening to music as usual.

youtube.com/watch?v=fRhIT5w4ST0

Claimed
Good morning everyone

Who else is ready to fucking kill themself?

The truth is a complicated thing.

You're being honest, even if it's perceived as a lie. You can honestly love somebody and still do everything to show that you don't.

Isn't this what we were doing. Besides, couldn't stay like that.

Okay, I'll give you an example. If I say:
'Show me your cock.', that doesn't sounds lewd.
But, 'Show me your cock~', that sounds lewd as fuck.

It is. People over complicate things.

Hey she's pretty cu-
Wew

Konami has probably paid someone to monitor the thread for ideas, it's too late. Out of all the companies people rip on, Konami seems to be the most stupid of them. I hope so. It's like a trainwreck, it's awful but you can't look away.
>Nice song by the way

>Weenie hut general?!
Kek, exactly. I always feel like they're treating me like a disappointed parent helping their kid who's stuck in a slide.

That's real late, probably best you sleep.

Yeah, like robotic limbs. There's a lot of interesting stuff that could happen as a consequence.
Well we'll have to diagnose that.

>

Especially with balancing all those plates and stuff. I could never do that.

It's still a little weird. But I approve.

You know it.

Loli lover. Not boat.
You're the dirty boat fucker here.

Bacon grill is best grill.

You'd be fine.

Love is a concept. Not a physical connection.
Love is sharing your life, not restricting aspects of it to the one you love.
Love is understanding, trust, comfort.
Sharing is caring.
Now give me some nudes.

You two are like a broken records
>you're a boat
>i'm not a boat
>YOU'RE A BOAT
>NOU

i'd break the rope if i killed myself. so no
okay then? I thought you were talking about fact, and not perception of the fact.
> i got to big boys hospital
They genuinely looked disappointed when i said it was push-bike and not a motorcycle. they've probably seen to much shit to ever be surprised by any wound or injury.
ayy

I am! I am!
>Why are we killing ourselves this time?

I think both of those sound lewd as fuck, regardless of the tilde!

Ohhh, I'm curious. I know of benefits, but what would the consequences be?
I'd set up the stalking equipment!

It is complicated regardless of people. There only exists a grey zone, with lighter and darker areas, and no matter how light or dark you get, you can never go fully white or fully black.

Love is a state of being.

There is only perception.

Well okay.

Syndra is a boat.

...

k

Ay Doll
Nice wall of replies there

>those hips
>those glasses
>those expressions
Wew, crispy

>not using iron barbwire
Fucking pussy
If you're going out at least make it look metal as fuck

I've got an exam in one hour and I feel like I've forgotten everything I've studied in the past 3 days. But at the same time I'm happy because I found a bunch of new gifs and pics of best girl
>based moonrunes

You remind me a lot of Painter

I'm bored, any of you doing anything?

Galil claim, fell asleep earlier.
This is surprisingly true.
It's been a while since I've been 100% hard.Sorry but I'm saving that apron pic for science.
I could waitch this gif for hours.
Its 5 AM stop spooking me with those heads man

Life is a tricky and utterly impossible endeavor. Everyone who has ever attempted it has died in the process.

Do you mean fool?

You know what I mean! Her breasts..

Shut up useless...

Hmmph.. okay fine deal i can live with that.

Looking at handsome men.

These heads aren't spooky.

Cool.

>not using piano wire and decapitating
fucking casual.
i thought dying was the goal

Has anyone claimed Misato Kasturagi yet? If not, dibs. She has unresolved issues with her Father, so I could get her to call me Daddy, and she's frequently drunk, which would make it easier to fuck her in the ass.

I'm so tired.

See, that tilde is not lewd!

Eh, as you see things on the test, you'll remember stuff. At least, that's how it is for me.
>Get to those gif posting!

Other than observing those trips and telling the field manager I can't stay an extra 6 hours while only getting paid for 4? Nope.

It's the internet man, don't be sorry for saving something.
>Plus, that artist is a god.

To be honest, making out behind the lockers in school is a bit more lewd than a white clothing item, but I guess that's just opinions. :^)

Sleep squid, sleep.

No, the goal is to go down with a fight. The goal is to maintain your lead on death for as long as you can.

...

go to sleep
wew lad

Go for a walk?
Go to sleep.
No Makoto, that tilde was so lewd! What do you not understand? You say anything and add a tilde, it's lewd.

The guy who usually posts Peter Lorre gifs. I always called him Painter

>not dressing up as a gorilla and dragging a kid in the zoo enclosure
Fucking amateur

I don't think so
And at least post a pic man

We're all tired Ika. So very tired
Time for the long nap

It's vocal exam or however you call it
>Get to those gif posting!
Here's one

hi so tired
can i call you so?

...

That's Peter.

>expanding dong
not my sorta thing

I want to but I feel guilty.

You can call me degeSo

I don't like doing that at this hour, but it would be a way to avoid the smell of eggs for a bit.

...

It sounds simple really, the devil is in the details.

Yes, you mean Fool, who posts Peter Lorre and Mark Linkous of Sparklehorse. That would be me. Hello.

den/den

Nice quads.

wew

I swear to god you little shit this isn't fucking lewd~

>Vocal exam
W...What the fuck is a vocal exam?
>10/10 reaction

Claimed!!

Between the two of these, I lost my erection and am now scared.I'm turning on all my lights and checking my locks.
That's not a waifu!
Piano wire is sharp what?
Then go the fuck to sleep or I'll insult you in Russian
This is true, here's some examples
I'm going to clean my rifle
I'm going to clean my rifle~
I need to change
I need to change~
I like that picture
I like that picture ~
See?They all gottremely lewd after the tilde was added
>Not dressing up as a gorllia and showing all the gorillas your dick so they known your dick is 1000 times bigger than any other gorillas and taking all the women
Fucking plebs
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT MAVIS WHERE DO YOU EVEN LIVE TRANSYLVANIA?

ayy lmao i got that one too

My sculpture has nothing to do with that.

Guilty for sleeping?
I love walking at night, then heading to a park or something to look at the sky for a little bit.
That's so fucking lewd Makoto, stop coming on to me.

Late replies.

They've seen way more shameful stuff. Can't imagine how many odd things they've had to pull out of peoples asses.

Well it's a lot of stuff. If they eventually become better than the human counterparts, would it be right to replace healthy human limbs? Also how much can you replace and still class them as human?
Get to it!

Thanks, nice pic.
Exams are the worst.

>God damn best ship
Glad we've reached an agreement.

Nice quad claim, what's up?

I don't know, I'd fall over probably.

at least i'm not a dirty jew