Am stuck

Am stuck

Wat do

sharpie in pooper

lube around cap

Time to chop it off.
Or wait until it goes flaccid.

1. get lube
2. cut a hole in the end of the bottle, that should enable some air into the bottle so your dick can slide out more easily
3. think about something distateful like consensual sex in the missionary position
4. pull dick out

I want to stay hard, that's the problem

Why OP? Just why? It's not like a plastic bottle will make a fap amazing

This is what you do in your spare time? Interesting life you must lead user

Just spit on your fucking hand and lube around the rim

You need to stop breathing in oxygen for the rest of your life my dude.

>Get soft
>Profit?

Let me get this straight; you have your dick stuck in a bottle and you -want- to stay hard.

You are and idiot.

1. Cut hole in bottom of bottle
2. Pour in cold water
3. Lube mouth of bottle
4. Kill yorself on live stream

Stick needle in dick. Drain blood. Remove bottle. Seek medical attention saying that you had a zipper accident instead of being labeled a wierd fuck.

I was able to cum from it. But when I came my dick swelled up and it hurt really fucking bad.

I recommend it. It was amazing.

how does it feel knowing you are now unable to use your dick and may have to become a sissy

1. Get a knife or sissors
2. Cut a hole or 2 at the end
3. Lube around dick
4. Slowly try to pull out

Why did you do it you dumb fuck

It's always been something I've wanted to do. Years ago I saw that picture of a guy with his dick in a Pepsi bottle and ever since then I've wanted to try it

Thats so fucking retarded

Cut your dick off

he wanted feeling of tight bagina

Let us know if you have to call the fire department, for the keks

I do it also, the sucking vacuum gives a great sensation. Never got stuck tho, I use enough lube

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>hurt really fucking bad
>I recommend it
What the fuck

im crying

1. Get siscors
2. Cut dick off
3. Profit

Post porn to get his dick to hurt more

Not claiming to be John Holmes but how does someone even fit into a Gatorade bottle to begin with?

It was really hard. Being cold as fuck, and lots of lube helped. You have to move your dick around to let air in.

Ever put a straw inside of another straw? You have fold one in half and put it in.

Same thing with a dick. I'm like 6x6.8 so it wasn't easy, and I couldn't get hard.

if your girth is less than 4 inches soft i guess you can do it

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"I fucked a gator aid bottle"

Not the weirdest thing I've fucked

cut off your dick

How fucking small does your penis have to be to fit inside a god damn plastic bottle?

poke a hole in the bottle to release the pressure

There's only one way...

Cut your dick so the blood can drain
Works best if you just cut the whole thing off and shake the bottle until it comes out.

I just can understand why. What would possess you to look at a plastic bottle and think "Yeah I want to fuck that"

cant*

how do you even get your dick that far into it?

i'm seriously keklin

Start soft and shove it in carefully

tried, only got halfway

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That's about how far I got, just keep wiggling it in. Make sure you're really soft.

gotta keep trying then, the skin bunches up in front of it though, makes it kinda dificult