My wife bought me a silicone sex doll. She went all out, apparently. She said it cost just under $1,000.
My wife got a new job several months ago that requires her to travel all over the world. She makes really good money (mid six figures), but she's hardly ever home. Seriously, I see her maybe 5 times a month, if I'm lucky. She said that she felt really guilty for not being home more and so she got me this doll to keep me company at night.
The problem is, the doll looks almost exactly like our nanny. We hired a girl who just finished high school to watch our two children while I'm at work during the day. Aside from the hair color, the two could be twins. It's that exact. The only difference is that our nanny has black hair. The doll is even dressed like our nanny dresses. I'm getting like a real uncanny valley effect from looking at this doll and I don't think that I can fuck it.
Why the fuck would my wife buy me a sex doll that looks nearly exactly like a girl I see nearly every day? It's really fucking weird.
Michael Diaz
Because fuck you that's why
This is now banana thread
Benjamin Butler
Leave the doll on the couch for your nanny to find. Make it look like it's watching television.
Easton Williams
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Jaxon Powell
You should fuck the nanny instead.
Thomas Morris
no. get out.
Dominic Green
lol samefagging so hard
Chase Cruz
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Wyatt King
Pics of the nanny, now.
Oliver Morgan
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Cooper Turner
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Tyler Ortiz
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Samuel Gray
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Colton Gray
She wants a threesome with your nanny you moron.
Ayden Smith
stick your lying dick in the nanny and when she protests, tell her she's just a fuck doll
Charles Davis
Pics of nanny
Nicholas Gray
Fuck the nanny, your wife is getting international dick and has the nerve to buy you a fucking doll.
Colton Rogers
>give it a black wig >leave it somewhere she might find it >make her your new fuck doll its obvious, OP
Sebastian Stewart
If she really cares she should just send escorts.
Thomas Campbell
timestamp faggot, then Sup Forums will maybe take you serious.
Zachary Sanders
lol'd
Josiah Miller
sounds like the wife is getting international service while you're at home fucking a piece of plastic
Nolan Robinson
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Gavin Edwards
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Kayden Gutierrez
Have you already tried it? How does it feel?
Xavier Bell
she knows you subconsciously want to fuck the nanny and she knows your dick will be bursting from not having sex while she's gone
pretty smart /10
Luis Fisher
Fuck I kinda want one. But yknow, your nanny is probably better.
Logan King
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Gabriel Walker
Your wife is cheating on you OP.
Brayden Ramirez
Or maybe shes trying to temp you so that when you do cheat she divorces you and you get dick. Did you sign a prenup?
Dylan Myers
no, I haven't tried it. I can't get hard. It's weird to look at. It's a little bit too real.
Evan Murphy
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Owen Sullivan
A woman has to satisfy her needs somehow, what better way than across the world? She's getting dick from real men and you're at home fucking a love doll and complaining about it online when you could be slaying some hot teen puss.
Jayden Adams
>two kids
> wife orders sex doll
> with two kids in the house
nice story bro
Elijah Phillips
This
There's probably a cam & mic in the doll too
Nolan Myers
I agree with this actually. She is probably getting some action across seas so she knows you are gonna want some lovin too. She is trying to deter and distract you from real pussy with this plastic ass doll because she knows some fresh meat is just walking around your house...literally! Fuck the nanny my friend.
Carson Clark
The Nanny and your wife are in cahoots. She want's a divorce but she also makes more money than you, so she's hired the Nanny to seduce you so that she doesn't get taken to the cleaners during the divorce.
Jordan Anderson
>My wife bought me a silicone sex doll. what did her son think about it
Hudson Baker
Fuck the nanny and say you got confused. Who gives a shit, she's getting ass to mouth on the regular from foreign men.
Landon Bell
God damn.
Joseph Robinson
So do what everyone else does when they bring home an uggo, turn off the lights or turn her around
Adrian Cook
What's the pussy look like faggot
Levi Foster
>Why the fuck would my wife buy me a sex doll that looks nearly exactly like a girl I see nearly every day? why not ask you wife?
Brayden Jackson
r
Kevin Ward
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Charles Lopez
hahaha pathetic kids still waste their lives posting bananas
Luke Hall
Yea OP let's see this things pussy
Cameron Gray
You're 100% being cucked. Your wife probably has another guy, and want's to be with him, but she probably cares about you too much to hurt you, so instead, she's bought you this sex doll to remove some of the guilt.
The fact that it looks like your nanny could be deliberate as well, perhaps she's trying to push you towards her? Maybe she wants you to have an affair with the nanny and leave her, so she won't have to break your heart herself.
Ryder Jones
Best thing about it is that you don't have to make the doll cum
David Ramirez
OP...
Kevin Carter
This isn't a doll. It's one of those weird girls who want to be Barbie.
Colton Nelson
In all honesty, this is a very possible scenario for op.
Nathan Reed
Op, I think her buying you a sex doll that looks like the nanny was on purpose, the gift represents her possible guilt for cheating, if you fuck the doll then she will possibly cheat more and get mad at you for it
Benjamin Fisher
Image search them. There are no results.
Ethan Reyes
Your wife did not buy that. There is no nanny. There is no wife. Op is a faggot.
Xavier Fisher
Faggot with nice doll
Christopher Nelson
What about her sexual needs?
Yours are being met now. How has she been getting by without you?
Thomas Turner
Do not image search them guys. I'm being serious.
Eli Gray
Pussy pic or it has a dick turns out op is a faggot .
Tyler Miller
Bellboys mostly.
Mason James
You know that word that everyone on the chan says... It's like the most commonly said word, aside from faggot...
Jose Foster
It's a hint you dummy, fuck the nanny.
Sebastian James
I assure you, it is a doll. It's freaking me out how real it looks too.
Ian Ramirez
if you're not gonna fuck it, can i have it?
Matthew Rivera
OP just show the pussy and by then you'll wanna fuck the doll.
Sebastian Morales
How much does it weigh?
Charles Thompson
I don't know what the fuck it is about those things but they scare the shit out of me.
Thomas Brown
It this wasn't all bullshit the reason is you're getting divorced about 5 min after you make your way from fucking doll to nanny. Check your house for cameras and nannys phone/email for the setup comms. No other reason to look the same as her.
Kevin Ross
> She's worried you'll cheat with the nanny > Wants to keep this urges under wraps > Discuss this with her and put her fears to rest > If you say "why couldn't it look like you?" or something to that effect it'll make her a bit more confident
Liam Gray
Jokes on you. I all ready did
Wyatt Clark
CUCK!
Joshua White
Stab it and prove it to us OP You can segue this into a way to woo the nanny
>give doll black wig >put doll in nanny's clothes >strap doll in on chair in kitchen, duct tape over mouth and rope >stab repeatedly, leave knife sticking out of it >wait for nanny to come in and find it >step out from hiding holding another knife and wearing another black wig >"mother" >??? >PROFIT
Robert Jenkins
this
Henry Fisher
Nice trip 7s.
Grayson Wilson
This
Mason Thompson
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Christopher Foster
Op tellin true story trips confirm
Jeremiah Gomez
let us see the pussy
Eli Rivera
>the doll looks almost exactly like our nanny You should definitely fuck the nanny.
Robert Morris
kek so true. If this isn't some fagget fiction writing (which it probably is) then your wife bought you a doll, expect you to have loving sex with it like you would with your wife, and take care of the home, kids, etc. While shes off traveling and fucking business partners and pablo the pool boy to meet hers.
OP, if you weren't such a dumbass you'd see exactly whats going on here. She's the one wearing the pants and is trying to convince you to stick around so she can travel the world working while you maintain her nest. What's she gonna do if you weren't there? Where would the kids go? It'll get messy as fuck. She's using you and trying to keep you from fucking around and finding someone who won't need to buy you a sex doll..
Dylan Carter
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Thomas Kelly
No way that doll is under $1000. That is several thousand atleast for that quality.
Ethan Murphy
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Camden Kelly
Maybe she got it used off craigslist
James Martin
lmao
Luis Long
Exactly, what kind of channer needs a sex doll when he has kids right?
Samuel Sanders
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Joshua Ward
That would be the mightiest of cucks
Sebastian King
Hey op can we get a timestamp
Jaxon Carter
>That is several thousand atleast for that quality. Look guys, we have an expert here!
Elijah Howard
lol
Daniel Ward
This. No timestamp = no fucks given.
Grayson Hall
Its not a doll. Its a girl dressed as a dol. Fuck off with your juvenile fantasy. Fuckwits.
Tyler Lopez
That's totally the sex doll I wanted to buy, it's on alibaba, for about $1200-$2500 depending on the seller. Legit pics but a very good makeup artist and hair stylist in the photos, I doubt it comes like that from one you buy, I'd be interested to see pics of the doll you got and a review of it.
Needless to say, your wife isn't cheating on you, and she knows you have a hot girl around do she got you something to take out your natural tendencies on to keep you from fucking her, she's clearly a smart forward thinking girl. In any case, if she got you that she's not cheating, otherwise she'd just leave you there to fuck the other girl without remorse.
Christopher Long
Is no one going to comment on the fact that these dolls typically cost closer to $5k or more?
I think your wife bought you a used model, probably still has the last guys cum in it. She's turning you into a cuck, deal with it
Angel Howard
Except that we're 91 posts in
Samuel Lee
true, like 5g
Liam White
god damn that looks real.
Charles Phillips
Has a dick
Adrian Anderson
>f she got you that she's not cheating, otherwise she'd just leave you there to fuck the other girl without remorse. Or she's trying to keep him on a wild goose chase and not asking questions about how *she* meets her needs.