My wife bought me a silicone sex doll

My wife bought me a silicone sex doll.
She went all out, apparently. She said it cost just under $1,000.

My wife got a new job several months ago that requires her to travel all over the world. She makes really good money (mid six figures), but she's hardly ever home. Seriously, I see her maybe 5 times a month, if I'm lucky. She said that she felt really guilty for not being home more and so she got me this doll to keep me company at night.

The problem is, the doll looks almost exactly like our nanny. We hired a girl who just finished high school to watch our two children while I'm at work during the day. Aside from the hair color, the two could be twins. It's that exact. The only difference is that our nanny has black hair. The doll is even dressed like our nanny dresses. I'm getting like a real uncanny valley effect from looking at this doll and I don't think that I can fuck it.

Why the fuck would my wife buy me a sex doll that looks nearly exactly like a girl I see nearly every day?
It's really fucking weird.

Because fuck you that's why

This is now banana thread

Leave the doll on the couch for your nanny to find. Make it look like it's watching television.

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You should fuck the nanny instead.

no. get out.

lol samefagging so hard

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Pics of the nanny, now.

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She wants a threesome with your nanny you moron.

stick your lying dick in the nanny and when she protests, tell her she's just a fuck doll

Pics of nanny

Fuck the nanny, your wife is getting international dick and has the nerve to buy you a fucking doll.

>give it a black wig
>leave it somewhere she might find it
>make her your new fuck doll
its obvious, OP

If she really cares she should just send escorts.

timestamp faggot, then Sup Forums will maybe take you serious.

lol'd

sounds like the wife is getting international service while you're at home fucking a piece of plastic

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Have you already tried it? How does it feel?

she knows you subconsciously want to fuck the nanny and she knows your dick will be bursting from not having sex while she's gone

pretty smart /10

Fuck I kinda want one.
But yknow, your nanny is probably better.

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Your wife is cheating on you OP.

Or maybe shes trying to temp you so that when you do cheat she divorces you and you get dick. Did you sign a prenup?

no, I haven't tried it. I can't get hard.
It's weird to look at. It's a little bit too real.

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A woman has to satisfy her needs somehow, what better way than across the world?
She's getting dick from real men and you're at home fucking a love doll and complaining about it online when you could be slaying some hot teen puss.

>two kids

> wife orders sex doll

> with two kids in the house

nice story bro

This

There's probably a cam & mic in the doll too

I agree with this actually. She is probably getting some action across seas so she knows you are gonna want some lovin too. She is trying to deter and distract you from real pussy with this plastic ass doll because she knows some fresh meat is just walking around your house...literally! Fuck the nanny my friend.

The Nanny and your wife are in cahoots. She want's a divorce but she also makes more money than you, so she's hired the Nanny to seduce you so that she doesn't get taken to the cleaners during the divorce.

>My wife bought me a silicone sex doll.
what did her son think about it

Fuck the nanny and say you got confused.
Who gives a shit, she's getting ass to mouth on the regular from foreign men.

God damn.

So do what everyone else does when they bring home an uggo, turn off the lights or turn her around

What's the pussy look like faggot

>Why the fuck would my wife buy me a sex doll that looks nearly exactly like a girl I see nearly every day?
why not ask you wife?

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hahaha pathetic kids still waste their lives posting bananas

Yea OP let's see this things pussy

You're 100% being cucked. Your wife probably has another guy, and want's to be with him, but she probably cares about you too much to hurt you, so instead, she's bought you this sex doll to remove some of the guilt.

The fact that it looks like your nanny could be deliberate as well, perhaps she's trying to push you towards her? Maybe she wants you to have an affair with the nanny and leave her, so she won't have to break your heart herself.

Best thing about it is that you don't have to make the doll cum

OP...

This isn't a doll. It's one of those weird girls who want to be Barbie.

In all honesty, this is a very possible scenario for op.

Op, I think her buying you a sex doll that looks like the nanny was on purpose, the gift represents her possible guilt for cheating, if you fuck the doll then she will possibly cheat more and get mad at you for it

Image search them. There are no results.

Your wife did not buy that.
There is no nanny.
There is no wife.
Op is a faggot.

Faggot with nice doll

What about her sexual needs?

Yours are being met now. How has she been getting by without you?

Do not image search them guys. I'm being serious.

Pussy pic or it has a dick turns out op is a faggot .

Bellboys mostly.

You know that word that everyone on the chan says... It's like the most commonly said word, aside from faggot...

It's a hint you dummy, fuck the nanny.

I assure you, it is a doll. It's freaking me out how real it looks too.

if you're not gonna fuck it, can i have it?

OP just show the pussy and by then you'll wanna fuck the doll.

How much does it weigh?

I don't know what the fuck it is about those things but they scare the shit out of me.

It this wasn't all bullshit the reason is you're getting divorced about 5 min after you make your way from fucking doll to nanny. Check your house for cameras and nannys phone/email for the setup comms. No other reason to look the same as her.

> She's worried you'll cheat with the nanny
> Wants to keep this urges under wraps
> Discuss this with her and put her fears to rest
> If you say "why couldn't it look like you?" or something to that effect it'll make her a bit more confident

Jokes on you. I all ready did

CUCK!

Stab it and prove it to us OP
You can segue this into a way to woo the nanny

>give doll black wig
>put doll in nanny's clothes
>strap doll in on chair in kitchen, duct tape over mouth and rope
>stab repeatedly, leave knife sticking out of it
>wait for nanny to come in and find it
>step out from hiding holding another knife and wearing another black wig
>"mother"
>???
>PROFIT

this

Nice trip 7s.

This

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Op tellin true story trips confirm

let us see the pussy

>the doll looks almost exactly like our nanny
You should definitely fuck the nanny.

kek so true.
If this isn't some fagget fiction writing (which it probably is) then your wife bought you a doll, expect you to have loving sex with it like you would with your wife, and take care of the home, kids, etc.
While shes off traveling and fucking business partners and pablo the pool boy to meet hers.

OP, if you weren't such a dumbass you'd see exactly whats going on here. She's the one wearing the pants and is trying to convince you to stick around so she can travel the world working while you maintain her nest. What's she gonna do if you weren't there? Where would the kids go? It'll get messy as fuck.
She's using you and trying to keep you from fucking around and finding someone who won't need to buy you a sex doll..

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No way that doll is under $1000. That is several thousand atleast for that quality.

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Maybe she got it used off craigslist

lmao

Exactly, what kind of channer needs a sex doll when he has kids right?

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That would be the mightiest of cucks

Hey op can we get a timestamp

>That is several thousand atleast for that quality.
Look guys, we have an expert here!

lol

This. No timestamp = no fucks given.

Its not a doll. Its a girl dressed as a dol. Fuck off with your juvenile fantasy. Fuckwits.

That's totally the sex doll I wanted to buy, it's on alibaba, for about $1200-$2500 depending on the seller. Legit pics but a very good makeup artist and hair stylist in the photos, I doubt it comes like that from one you buy, I'd be interested to see pics of the doll you got and a review of it.


Needless to say, your wife isn't cheating on you, and she knows you have a hot girl around do she got you something to take out your natural tendencies on to keep you from fucking her, she's clearly a smart forward thinking girl. In any case, if she got you that she's not cheating, otherwise she'd just leave you there to fuck the other girl without remorse.

Is no one going to comment on the fact that these dolls typically cost closer to $5k or more?

I think your wife bought you a used model, probably still has the last guys cum in it. She's turning you into a cuck, deal with it

Except that we're 91 posts in

true, like 5g

god damn that looks real.

Has a dick

>f she got you that she's not cheating, otherwise she'd just leave you there to fuck the other girl without remorse.
Or she's trying to keep him on a wild goose chase and not asking questions about how *she* meets her needs.