/swim/ Swimming Thread #1

Starting in 25 bongs

It's lit tonight, tons of good shit.

Women's 100m Butterfly Final

Men's 200m Freestyle Semifinals

Women's 100m Breaststroke Semifinals

Men's 100m Breaststroke Final

Women's 400m Freestyle Final

Men's 100m Backstroke Semifinals

Women's 100m Backstroke Semifinals

Men's 4 x 100m Freestyle Relay Final

Women's 200m Freestyle - Heats

Men's 200m Butterfly - Heats

Women's 200m Individual Medley - Heats

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Rooting for Sun Yang.

Also GBR 1st gold/medal coming up.

Here only to watch seminude boys.
20 min to go.

some of you are alright

don't go to Rio tomorrow if the US doesn't get 4 golds

GOLD MEDAL
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M
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>lit

>rooting for a drug cheat who wishes to cuck James Guy

It's our time... r-right boys? The silvers were just an appetizer before the US dominance, y-yeah?

Is Phelps swimming today?

nope

mediocrity is accepted now

USA USA USA USA USA USA

4x100 freestyle relay, so yes
but if he doesnt get gold >we
will just blame his teammates

The absolute butthurt from the BBC commentators would be worth it desu.

and besides, they all cheat.

nah swimming is a pretty clean sport on the whole

i did question it's legitimacy in 08' for phelps, but really it's a very clean sport

>be amerisilver
>get stabbed by an italian

Today is not your day familia.

>yfw amerisilvers fail to get a single gold at day 2 of swimming again

we will win every gold in 2020 when Trump re-ignites our spirit of competition.

>stab first
>lose

nice "sport"

Only took four years, huh?

Who ignited our spirit of competition in 2012?

Are we going to finally get some gold medals tonight or are Australia and China going to take these too?

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It's been there since the start of the olympics but was recently squashed out by 8 long years of liberal leadership.

Just a burger from [spoiler] Hardee's [spoiler] like a good American.

obama's poison hadn't taken affect by 2012

take a look at the past year or two

>uk host
banter

Just the relay?

Channel your energy for Sjöström, one of your biggest gold medal hopes!

Record job creation and low unemployment rate?

That's a rather convenient outlook to take, isn't it?

what time does this get going lads? trying to decide if I have enoguh time for beer run

Get the fuck out with your politics.

Look up the stats, most jobs are minimum wage and for 55+ aged people, unemployment rate is a spook.

Now FUCK OFF

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>Americans unironically believe their president has anything to do with their athletes success
wtf is wrong with you cunts

8 minutes

15 bongs, run quick and buy some salt & vinegar crisps

don't risk it

Emma get hype for tonight, crack the 56 pls

Its mostly just funposting and the occasional retarded republicunt

Just a mindless joke lad

>illegal flotation devices

>creates 5,000,000 jobs
>simultaneously 12,000,000 jobs get axed

liberal maths everybody

Will Sarah win or not? I don't care about anything else.

bongs = hours
bings = minutes

Silly foreigners.

How long is this going to take.
Should I just go to bed and watch highlights tomorrow?

>shitposting
>unironically

I hope your post is ironic and that you can actually spot the difference.

I am positive it's just trolling at this point. Then again if this retards are from Sup Forums and trump drones then they might actually believe that.

is this seriously a thing or just a Sup Forums meme?

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it's a thing all around Sup Forums which means get ready for it to become a reddit/twitter meme

less popular burger + fries measurement hasn't caught on so much

our clocks go bong once every hour.

This is fact.

Don't listen to these cunts, any and all political posting during an American election season cannot be ironic.

its serious, where are you from that you dont use it?

What do they mean by this?

I'm a multi-board guy and I've never seen it. Must not have hit my normal boards hard.

stream??

WHERE IS THE STREAM.
i'm getting ready i need a stream.
none of that pay or login or vpn bullshit

It's been this way since AT LEAST London 2012.

>not the metric fish + chips measurement

lad....

cbc fuuuuuuck come one i want swimming not fucking volleyball u shit

Her semi's time was a decent drop from her heats and an OR, not sure what her pb is but assuming that's it, she'll be nervous about backing up hopefully. It's anyone's guess really, biggest factor in swimming can be the athlete's mindset for the event

What noise does a chicken make?

What does that man look like?

Add it up.

Does Phelps have anything left in the tank lads?

its been a meme for at least 3 years newfriend

First gold incoming

Getting bored of BBC hyping Peaty for the last two days desu

C B C
B
C

record amount of food stamps
record amount of foreign policy failures
record amount of debt

and soon a record of amount of no golds

well he did get the WR

if only getting cucked was an olympic event

Swedish gold incoming lads

>canadian reading comprehension

P E A T Y
E
A
T
Y

no

LET'S DO THIS

It's never been super popular but it has been around for a while, 2012 at least.

Just don't let the Chinks win again

calm down olaf

>NBC tries to make a motivational video about the US muslim fencing girl
>they manage to make it sound like she chose to fencing because it was the only game she could play without violating her religion, making islam sound bad(which is obviously not the intent)

Another silver incoming...

I NEED A FUCKING STREAM YOU FAGGOTS FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'VE BEEN A PART OF THIS SHITHOLE FOR

S E V E N
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V
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YEARS AND I HAVE NEVER HEARD THIS SHIT ON 5+ DIFFERENT BOARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>3 US golds incoming

LGTSS

acestream://d2a87cccb12043603fa3c05ea0cfc1e560bbd266

There's no bigger foreign policy and intelligence failure than the Iraq War.

C B FUCKING C BOIIIII

God this swimming coverage on BBC is great.

that fucking cute blonde oh boy

TIME FOR SWEDISH GOLD YOU FUCKING KEKS

Waiting for Phelps to show these children how its done.

fucking laure manaudou comenting on the french stream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sarah chokes if digits

>go to england
>head to restaurant for food
>watch is set to timezone of hometown
>ask someone what time it is
>TOYME? WOTS THAT?
>notice he doesn't have a watch on
>no one in england has a watch
>big ben starts to chime
>everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers
>man crashes his car trying to count the bongs
>waitress drops my order on the floor to count her fingers
>man running down the street: OI IT'S 7 BONG
>mfw

yuros sure are enjoying libya and syria being fucked up

apparently so do shillary supporters lmao

the chinese look like men

>Vietnam War

t. LBJ

ZARA ZARA ZARA

Olekjak is so cute.

I FOUND THE BBC STREAM
time4tv.com/2015/11/bbc-one.php

i can smell silver

I first saw it in a TrumpGeneral thread

in general you're only going to see it during times when something is actively happening

e.g. How long until next rally?