/swim/ - Swimming - Thread #1

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Go Sarah!

should i order food now in preparation?

AusGODS checking in

Use this one for now:

5TH FOR AMERICA

>de guy

>their studio doesn't celebrate with champagne

fucking low energy studios

>Meilutyty

I cooked Mexican food in order to celebrate the future of our country

just give aussieland the fucking medal

i ordered food and it still hasn't arrived

Banned 5 times. Still can compete. Fucking Russians.

AusWORMS *squash*

>Ledecky is 6'

Fuckkkkkkkk

we've just been in that

fucking amerifats

>THREAD # 1
fuck you OP this is an aborted thread that you resurrected

duubbs and KANAKE will win

>big guys and roiding chinks

is this the most memeatic event until deathmarch?

>bertrand

THAT BRIT GIRL IS SO CUTE. WELL DONE GB

why did you hijack the thread from sweden burger

hehehe

female breaststroke

BOOOOO CHEATER

Kanako our girl?

>you will never be a single world class swimmer with a body women get wet over staying in olympic village with horny physical specimen women from all over the world craving your powerful seed

why even live lads?

sup
we gold tonight senpai

>tfw have a better hairline than leducky

Why is this stupid cumskins BBC commentators so biased towards Britain

Fuck you cumskin

>letting cheaters swim

which one does phelps race in?

What are you guys vaping right now?

Strawberry right now for me.

i'd stroke her titty

wait why is a cheater allowed?

lel

is it true that they chop their tits off

Is everyone's commentators shitting on the Russian's drugs?

Just got me some MacDonalds right before the swimming started

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Literally a confirmed cheater twice.

RUTA
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Nippon bonsai

>than tan line

HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

ioc still enjoying their putin bux

because the comitty said so
no bribes involved I swear :^)

>tfw like food too much to go otter mode

>these buttblasted commentators

>no Ameribronzes in this race

JUST

Canadian who won silver was 2 months old when the Sydney games happened

Feel old?

god damn it, jonas

no
take ur weeb shit somewhere else

kanakp a best

>replying to a post made 50 minutes ago
No wonder you have no fucking medals.

hehe

strong backend

pls russia lose

whats up with ledecky's hairline?

shut up you fucking idiot

watch your new zealand stream

BASED LITHUANIAN PLYMOUTH REPRESENT

roider one.
hmmmm?

>Efimova
>her name is literally f- 'em over

manlet detected

how tall are you little buddy?

5'7? 5'8?

l-lewd

>crave your powerful seed
>Except they bring hundreds of thousands of condoms

STREAM WHERE?

>getting tricked this easily

haha fucking leaf

I am from China

this is proxy

Yes, I remember going to that at 5 years old

>still worked up over Brexit to get a gold

Glad the roider won.

just get one to """accidentally""" break

FUCKING CHINKS AND SNOWNAGGERS ARE CHEATING WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE!

4'11"

>lithuania choking to the russian
you aren't allowed back in vilnius

How could roids make you better at swimming?

Stronger arms and legs?

Reminder that Britain has less metals than North Korea

she probably spends like 14 hours a day in chlorinated water, that shit wrecks your hair even with a cap on

also, she's probably inbred

what breasts?

LILLY KIng WILL SAVE US

Swimming is literally reaction time: the sport

This is garbage where's my beach volleyball

>bbc still assblasted about people roiding

Nice try nomedals

D O P I N G
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Is this the same Satomi Suzuki I've busted nuts to?

STEROIDS
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Do you not have a TV?

Check the IOC's swiss acounts

Efimova is so based


literally everyone is buttblasted


i can taste the salt

I'm 5'8" and have a weakness for girls that are super tall or super short.

Was Phelps a roider?

NBC commentators so fucking buttblasted

underrated

>snownaggers

What did he mean by this?

>those seats behind the support column
lmao monkey engineers

Are you fucking dumb?

>DOPE

I can do freestyle, the backstroke and the butterfly, but I can't do a breaststroke to save my life.

>BBC kicking off about Russian doping
>Mention nothing when it comes to the Chink

Hypocrites

>Russia and China are still allowed to participate

Fuck this shit

you can taste the salt of my semen in your face

>how could PEDs make you better at sports?

shut the fuck up man